# Fried Dough Ho Needs to Go **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 1, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066 "2011-01-01T18:27:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/81 "2011-01-02T13:43:14Z")
> [@lorene](#): > > It just is always surprising to me when someone I meet—IRL or on the internet—can top any story anybody has. There is a great Aussie phrase for that, such people are called _black catters_. As in: “I have a fast car.” “My car is faster!.” “I have a big house.” “My house is bigger!” “I have a black cat.” “My cat is blacker!” ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/82 "2011-01-02T14:10:28Z")
Her life story reminds me of this: “Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/83 "2011-01-02T14:24:56Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > No one needs or deserves to be driven from the Dope over a single insult. > > And we as a community don’t need that kind of bullshit mentality being pushed. I agree. It’s like youth soccer with the players all running around the ball, everyone of them trying to kick it at the same time for the sake of kicking it, never mind purpose or plan or direction. Yea, it’s the pit, but that’s my 2 cents. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/84 "2011-01-02T14:26:50Z")
> [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](#): > > Okay - I was wrong in posting in the porn thread. I was wrong to infer something against another poster. And I did not apologize in manner appropriate to those posting. Mea culpa. Hi Ho! > [@](#): > > I’ll take this as a sign and appease Justin Bailey and offer my farewell. > > Lastly, I will take this opportunity to thank those who were kind and extended the hands of friendship. You know how to get in contact with me outside of this site, if you care to. I’d love to hear from you. Bye Ho! ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/85 "2011-01-02T14:31:41Z")
Don’t leave, **Ho**. We haven’t had enough serious wine discussions yet! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/86 "2011-01-02T15:38:58Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Nobody drove her away though, she left on her own. > If this was a lynching, it’s a rather slackful lynching. > [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Good thing that didn’t happen, then. > [@Gleena](#): > > Oh put a sock in it, Polyanna, she left cause she was caught out lying like a lying thing. :rolleyes: However, the thread says “needs to go”. A hearty FUCK YOU to the OP for insinuating someone needs to leave over this. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/87 "2011-01-02T15:44:21Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > However, the thread says “needs to go”. A hearty FUCK YOU to the OP for insinuating someone needs to leave over this. Lighten up, Francis. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/88 "2011-01-02T16:08:26Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > However, the thread says “needs to go”. A hearty FUCK YOU to the OP for insinuating someone needs to leave over this. I figured the OP was just going for the easy rhyme. ---
**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/89 "2011-01-02T16:42:15Z")
Well clearly she is one of those posters who dramatically exclaims she’s going to leave and then is right back at it within 24 hours, so everyone can untwist their panties. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/90 "2011-01-02T16:49:51Z")
> [@lorene](#): > > I don’t have much of substance to add about the reason for the OP, but I have been a little mystified by the…colorful life FDH has led. [Witnessing Freemason Initiations](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13105029#post13105029) and [making out with Anthony Bourdain](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13057415#post13057415) and [laundering money](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13182897#post13182897). > > Still I can’t really claim knowledge that any of it is made up. The only thing I’ve found that’s even contradictory at all is whether she was raped [at 16 (and walking home from school) and 29 (and drinking)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=578566) or [at 15 (and walking to school) and 31 (and sober)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13110824&postcount=127). But she may have her reasons for not sharing all the details exactly. Her personality is so magnetic, she is unable to carry credit cards. People hang on her every word, even the prepositions. When in Rome, the Romans do what she does. The weather asked her how she was. She is The Most Interesting Woman in the World. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/91 "2011-01-02T16:55:32Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > Her personality is so magnetic, she is unable to carry credit cards. > > People hang on her every word, even the prepositions. > > When in Rome, the Romans do what she does. > > The weather asked her how she was. > > She is The Most Interesting Woman in the World. We all have tattoos that say “Her”. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/92 "2011-01-02T17:28:00Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Anyhow, I’m certain this pitting, like most pittings, has more to do with overall annoyance with a poster, than it does one specific thread. Apparently, Dough has rubbed some people the wrong way with her “made-up life,” and her shitty attitude in Cisco’s thread was enough to make JB go “Shut the hell up already!” Bingo. I just don’t like Fried Dough Ho and the thread title was solely because of the rhyme. I couldn’t give two shits whether or not she actually leaves, but I just plain don’t like her. And seeing as how she’s so thin-skinned she pulled the “I’m leaving FOREVER!” card and then returned a few hours later to defend herself, it’s unlikely my opinion of her will change. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/93 "2011-01-02T17:40:31Z")
Yeah, it’s a joke to go with the username as well as revealing the OP’s wish that she would go. Big whoop. He’s not driving her off. He’s telling her that the door is right there and he’d appreciate it if she’d use it. I have seen nothing about a community wide shunning, just a whiny crank upset that not everyone believes every word that she says. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/94 "2011-01-02T17:56:03Z")
> [@Gestalt](#): > > Well clearly she is one of those posters who dramatically exclaims she’s going to leave and then is right back at it within 24 hours, so everyone can untwist their panties. Ding ding ding. IDK why anyone is still debating the merits of the OP telling her to kick rocks- clearly **FDH** was just trying to get some attention with her flounce and fully intended on coming right back. So, all is well in Dopeland. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/95 "2011-01-02T17:57:30Z")
I have a rape joke. But I’m afraid to make it. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/96 "2011-01-02T18:11:11Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > I have a rape joke. > > But I’m afraid to make it. ☹ OMG, please do. I don’t think rape is so sacred that we can’t make jokes about it, when we make jokes about the Holocaust and sundry evils. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/97 "2011-01-02T18:14:22Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > I have a rape joke. > > But I’m afraid to make it. ☹ It’s the pit, go for it. Or at least PM me and I’ll save you a seat on the ride to hell. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/98 "2011-01-02T18:16:51Z")
I wish someone would run after her and bring her back here. I hate to see the level of crazy go down so much. Her absence will leave a void that we can only hope will be filled by some new, disturbed poster. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/99 "2011-01-02T18:17:23Z")
I was just thinking that this is **Fried Dough Ho** ’s third rape. ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/100 "2011-01-02T18:31:01Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > I was just thinking that this is **Fried Dough Ho** ’s third rape. Next time, go with your initial thought. That was pretty damn foul. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066.md?page=6)