# Fried Dough Ho Needs to Go **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 1, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066 "2011-01-01T18:27:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/101 "2011-01-02T18:38:40Z")
> [@Dallas\_Jones](#): > > I wish someone would run after her and bring her back here. I hate to see the level of crazy go down so much. > > Her absence will leave a void that we can only hope will be filled by some new, disturbed poster. Seems like she already has come back. > [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#): > > Next time, go with your initial thought. That was pretty damn foul. I respectfully disagree. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/102 "2011-01-02T18:39:04Z")
If it makes you feel better, based on **lorene** ’s cites it seems that this one is more real than the others. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/103 "2011-01-02T18:40:14Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > I was just thinking that this is **Fried Dough Ho** ’s third rape. That comment is going to bite you in the butt. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/104 "2011-01-02T18:42:31Z")
> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#): > > Next time, go with your initial thought. That was pretty damn foul. If it makes you feel better, none of them happened in real life. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/105 "2011-01-02T18:43:51Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > If it makes you feel better, based on **lorene** ’s cites it seems that this one is more real than the others. > [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > If it makes you feel better, none of them happened in real life. Beat you to the punch! ---
**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/106 "2011-01-02T18:44:27Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > That comment is going to bite you in the butt. Yeah, **Argent Towers**. . . It’s her _fourth_ rape. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/107 "2011-01-02T18:44:41Z")
That was completely uncalled for. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/108 "2011-01-02T18:48:56Z")
Hey, at least it wasn’t a retarded dog that got raped on the way to the fighting ring. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/109 "2011-01-02T18:54:06Z")
Is it spelled tardfest or tard-fest? Not that it matters, it’s time for me to move on. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/110 "2011-01-02T18:56:18Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > I was just thinking that this is **Fried Dough Ho** ’s third rape. Bright Pony, is that you? 😉 (Actually, I think it might even have been fourth – apparently she was raped at the Ren fest twice – at both 29 AND 31.) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/111 "2011-01-02T19:12:13Z")
Can’t call a poster a cunt, but you can joke about their rapes. Was this what you had in mind, **Ed**? ---
**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/112 "2011-01-02T19:14:54Z")
> [@Gestalt](#): > > Yeah, **Argent Towers**. . . > > It’s her _fourth_ rape. I just realized that I confused **AClockworkMelon** with **Argent Towers**. My apologies. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/113 "2011-01-02T19:14:59Z")
Well, see, everytime you say the word “cunt”, God rapes a kitten. [sub]Seriously, you even have to ask?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/114 "2011-01-02T19:18:19Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Can’t call a poster a cunt, but you can joke about their rapes. Was this what you had in mind, **Ed**? I still don’t get why rape is so sacrosant. If someone was repeatedly robbed, and then was also an annoying poster, are we not allowed to make jokes about them being robbed again? Also, keep in mind that the veracity of her stories, including her rape story, is heavily in question. ---
**Author:** ![Capitaine\_Zombie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e95f7d/32.png) [@Capitaine\_Zombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capitaine_Zombie)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/115 "2011-01-02T19:31:02Z")
> [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](#): > > Lorene ~ here is that full story and why it sounds contradictory: **Two months before my 15th birthday** , I was dropped off at school by my father an hour-or-so early for band practice. I was wearing a white dress and minutes after he drove off, while I walking into the band room, I noticed a very large tear in my dress; one that too large to deal with for the entire day. Because school did not technically start for another hour, I went to the band teacher and showed him my dress and said that I was going to run home and change my clothes for the day. So the attack occurred at 7:15 a.m. in the morning; technically I was walking home from school but it was also before the school day had begun and I was still, in my mind, “on my way to school” as I intended upon returning. Technically was I was still 15 years old, but in my mind, already 16 being a few months shy of my birthday. “Two months before my 15th birthday”: so you were raped in exactly the same circumstances at 14, 15 and 16. And then later, at 29 and 31 at the very same Renaissance Fair by the exact two same guys who once took advantage of you being drunk and the other time they put a sock in your mouth… Look, you said in earlier posts that your parents called you a compulsive liar and told you to stop, and also that you liked BDSM. I believe at least these two things are true. Apparently you have a seriously hollow life and have rape fantasies. You calling in other posters "that you met in real life ’ (how much of that is true I cant tell) is the only thing that would prevent me from thinking you’re actually a guy that gets hardons on fantasizing he is being raped as a girl. It seems you might just be a girl with the very same fantasies, congratulations you’ve just saved yourself one level of madness. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/116 "2011-01-02T20:15:18Z")
> [@Gestalt](#): > > I just realized that I confused **AClockworkMelon** with **Argent Towers**. My apologies. I think **Attack From the 3rd** once confused me for him, too (I might be thinking of someone else). ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/117 "2011-01-02T20:24:51Z")
> [@Gestalt](#): > > I still don’t get why rape is so sacrosant. If someone was repeatedly robbed, and then was also an annoying poster, are we not allowed to make jokes about them being robbed again? You can’t see what the difference is between a robbery and a rape? How about a murder? Is that humorous, too? Why or why not? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/118 "2011-01-02T20:27:49Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > You can’t see what the difference is between a robbery and a rape? How about a murder? Is that humorous, too? Why or why not? It’s called gallows humor. (That and a lot of what she’s saying sounds like bullshit.) We also once had a poster who compared a Pitting to being “gang-raped”, so that’s something of a board joke. ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/119 "2011-01-02T21:15:29Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > You can’t see what the difference is between a robbery and a rape? How about a murder? Is that humorous, too? Why or why not? I dunno, if I’d been repeatedly murdered but was also an annoying poster I could live with jokes about being murdered again. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2011, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/120 "2011-01-02T22:29:54Z")
> [@Dissonance](#): > > I dunno, if I’d been repeatedly murdered but was also an annoying poster I could live with jokes about being murdered again. I’m bookmarking this thread to post in exactly two years from now 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066.md?page=7)