# Fried Dough Ho Needs to Go

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 1, 2011, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066 "2011-01-01T18:27:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2011, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fried-dough-ho-needs-to-go/566066/185 "2011-01-04T03:34:42Z")

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> [@Peeta\_Mellark](#):
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> To paraphrase Trans-America, “_They walk among you._”

Yes, I know trans-gendered people are out there but to have **three** ex-girlfriends become trans-gendered seems unlikely.

Notice **three** is the magic number when FDH is inventing a mind blowing sex story:

> [@Would you knowingly let a straight female stranger unknowingly marry a gay man?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/would-you-knowingly-let-a-straight-female-stranger-unknowingly-marry-a-gay-man/550492/56):
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> I was married at the tender age of 20 to a man who did this exact same thing to me (except for the military and children thing). I am incredibly lucky that I did not have children, but five years into the marriage, I came home early from work and found my husband having sex with THREE other men.

> [@My first Facebook surprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-first-facebook-surprise/561851/13):
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> **Three** women I had youthful same-sex relationships\* with are now all men.

> [@Ask the Rape Victim](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-rape-victim/554060/1):
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> I am a 45-year old single woman who has counseled other rape victims, so I have no problem being open and frank about my three experiences.

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