# Friedo's 499th post naked twister tournement **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 20, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053 "2000-08-20T15:32:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/1 "2000-08-20T15:32:38Z")
::unrolls the twister mat:: Well, let’s get to it then. Right hand red. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/2 "2000-08-20T17:23:40Z")
Ummm…HELLO!!! Naked twister in here folks. I’ll throw in a bucket of grease if enough people show up. ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/3 "2000-08-20T17:27:08Z")
ooh! ooh! I’ll play! where is everyone? techchick? athena? falcon? but if bear shows up with out his pants I’m out. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/4 "2000-08-20T17:41:07Z")
Left foot green!’ ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/5 "2000-08-20T17:53:30Z")
okay, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll put my left foot on the green if you vote for me in the mr. beauty thread. I just need another vote and the title is as good as mine. pleease? ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/6 "2000-08-20T18:35:30Z")
I’m not playing unless some women show up. So…any chance of getting some beer while I wait? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/7 "2000-08-20T21:26:04Z")
I’m a woman, MysterEcks. And I want to play too. But no beer for me, only civilized drinks. ---
**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/8 "2000-08-20T21:54:45Z")
welcome back hyper. but it looks like the game has come to a close. I AM looking for ideas for a party that is being planned though. check out my other thread. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/9 "2000-08-20T23:45:38Z")
friedo, I’ll play, but only if I get dibs on spinning duty. Hey, how else will I be able to take pictures? 😃 Happy 500 posts, friedo! ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/10 "2000-08-21T01:44:33Z")
Beer all around, and for Hypergirl, a whiskey sour. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/11 "2000-08-21T03:57:30Z")
Anybody else have problems staying on your color in greased nude twister? How did you solve that? Flour doesn’t work so well. Happy 500, Friedo! ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/12 "2000-08-21T06:28:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danalan \* > Anybody else have problems staying on your color in greased nude twister? How did you solve that? Flour doesn’t work so well. You just grab on to nearby limbs and body parts. It works quite well. > [@](#): > > Happy 500, Friedo! That’s **499** posts!!! What the hell is the matter with you?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/13 "2000-08-21T14:08:44Z")
Oops. Happy 499th then. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/14 "2000-08-21T14:24:37Z")
Congrats. Now, do we all have to play Twister? I have NO coordination. Can I just be in the cheering section? ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friedos-499th-post-naked-twister-tournement/30053/15 "2000-08-21T15:24:44Z")
People with no coordination are important to Twister games – somebody has to lose. Besides, nobody really loses at naked Twister, do they?