# Friend just told me world leaders are reptilians **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459 "2014-09-24T20:24:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/1 "2014-09-24T20:24:31Z")
Guy I have known since I was 14 and well I guess I didn’t really respect him but I never thought he was a nut. He just told me he didn’t want to disturb me or shatter my view of the world, but the NWO leaders who are imposing agenda 21? on the world aren’t even human they are all reptilians, every single world leader is a reptilian. And they are somehow using vaccinations to cause autism as part of a plot to create negative emotions which they feed off of. He seemed absolutely serious. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/2 "2014-09-24T20:29:13Z")
He’s totally insane. They don’t even have reptiles on their home planet. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/3 "2014-09-24T20:34:16Z")
There is a British footballer and then sportscaster, David Ick, who is a big proponent of this world view. Jon Ronson has a very funny book called _Them_ which dedicates a chapter to Ick and the reptilian overlords. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/4 "2014-09-24T20:45:33Z")
Instead of arguing against him, tell him “So what? Reptilians are obviously smarter than humans. Why not be under their rule? The world’s better this way” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/5 "2014-09-24T20:47:20Z")
“I resent your bigoted and ignorant remarks about me and my friends.” ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/6 "2014-09-24T20:48:10Z")
Whenever my friends tell me that, I just look back and give them a long stare…then blink sideways. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/7 "2014-09-24T20:48:47Z")
Wouldn’t reptilians be in _favor_ of global warming? ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/8 "2014-09-24T21:07:13Z")
Well, cladistically, he’s kinda right, I guess 😉 It’s David Icke, not Ick; I have an ex who used to take him seriously, and I got forced to know these things. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/9 "2014-09-24T22:19:03Z")
Are you telling me Obama sleeps next to a heat rock? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/10 "2014-09-24T22:22:33Z")
> [@grude](#): > > …And they are somehow using vaccinations to cause autism as part of a plot to create negative emotions which they feed off of. I always thought they ate crickets. There’s a sale going on, 50% more, at my local pet shop. ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/11 "2014-09-24T22:30:51Z")
Reptiles [read](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agenda_21), now? Does your friend also eat flies? ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/12 "2014-09-24T22:31:19Z")
[Someone’s been taking Rowdy Roddy Piper _wa-a-a-a-a-y_ too seriously.](https://twitter.com/R_Roddy_Piper/statuses/383693269068050432) Please, please, please, put me in touch with your friend. I so wanna Skype/Facetime the guy so I can point and laugh. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/13 "2014-09-24T22:41:45Z")
Holy Buckaroo Banzai Batman. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/14 "2014-09-25T00:16:33Z")
Teenage Mutant Ninja World Leaders? ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/15 "2014-09-25T00:36:44Z")
Well, according to Public Policy Polling, [4% of Americans](http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2013/04/conspiracy-theory-poll-results-.html) believe “lizard people” control our society, so you’re bound to come across one eventually. 🙂 (Seriously, it’s one of the more welll-known whackadoodle theories out there, but I don’t think I personally know any lizard people/reptilian believers.) ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/16 "2014-09-25T00:40:43Z")
In case you were like me and had never heard of agenda 21: > **[Agenda 21](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agenda_21)** > > Agenda 21 is a non-binding action plan of the United Nations with regard to sustainable development. It is a product of the Earth Summit (UN Conference on Environment and Development) held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in 1992. It is an action agenda for the UN, other multilateral organizations, and individual governments around the world that can be executed at local, national, and global levels. One major objective of the Agenda 21 initiative is that every local government should draw its own l > [@](#): > > Agenda 21 is a non-binding, voluntarily implemented action plan of the United Nations with regard to sustainable development.[1] It is a product of the UN Conference on Environment and Development (UNCED) held in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in 1992. It is an action agenda for the UN, other multilateral organizations, and individual governments around the world that can be executed at local, national, and global levels. The “21” in Agenda 21 refers to the 21st Century. It has been affirmed and modified at subsequent UN conferences. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/17 "2014-09-25T00:58:08Z")
I, for one, … ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/18 "2014-09-25T00:58:29Z")
What was it about him prior to learning this factoid that caused you not to respect him? ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/19 "2014-09-25T01:10:32Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > What was it about him prior to learning this factoid that caused you not to respect him? Eh nothing in particular, I just meant like I didn’t admire him or would ask him to raise my kid if I died or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/20 "2014-09-25T01:28:27Z")
That’s preposterous. Everyone knows it’s the mole people who secretly rule the world. Lizards are just the shock troops. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459.md?page=2)