# Friend just told me world leaders are reptilians **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 24, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459 "2014-09-24T20:24:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/61 "2014-09-25T19:50:30Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Icke does have genuine issues with the Jews as well. Sometimes he talks about what the Jews are secretly doing and sometimes he talks about what the reptilians are secretly doing. … There are _genuine_ issues? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/62 "2014-09-25T19:54:21Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Icke does have genuine issues with the Jews as well. Sometimes he talks about what the Jews are secretly doing Someone talked? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/63 "2014-09-25T21:08:45Z")
Anyone watch _Dirty Jobs Down Under Journey to Croc Country?_ From 2012 but it was rerun last night. ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/64 "2014-09-25T21:13:46Z")
Why do these nutters like wearing aluminum foil hats so much? I thought it was common knowledge that the mindscanners mounted on the black helicopters can penetrate two solid feet of steel. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/65 "2014-09-25T22:04:51Z")
> [@Barking\_Dog](#): > > Why do these nutters like wearing aluminum foil hats so much? I thought it was common knowledge that the mindscanners mounted on the black helicopters can penetrate two solid feet of steel. Ahhh, but steel isn’t aluminum, now _is_ it?! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2014, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/66 "2014-09-25T22:51:06Z")
This is good news - just get a big heat lamp and rock and you can rule the world. ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/67 "2014-09-26T02:04:47Z")
I’m trying to imagine how a reptile manages to face toward Mecca, even while flying over it. How do they stay cool in the deserts? I mean, not only is Obama a Muslim, but so are (obviously the Saud family of Arabia, and all the other leaders in that part of the world? Do they run into their private airliners and turn on the A/C then shed their human skins? Or would temps over 110 F feel good? Putin is old-line KGB and wants to re-establish the old Russian Empire (that means you, Baltics!); but a reptile? Can’t see it… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/68 "2014-09-26T02:17:14Z")
> [@usedtobe](#): > > Putin is old-line KGB and wants to re-establish the old Russian Empire (that means you, Baltics!); but a reptile? Can’t see it… No way man, _Putin_ is definitely a reptile. Ask Dale Gribble. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/69 "2014-09-26T03:31:19Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > There are _genuine_ issues? 😛 > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Someone talked? :dubious: Call me crazy if you will. But I believe the Jews are controlling the government of Israel. On a more serious note, I do not endorse any of Icke’s ideas. My explaining what his ideas are doesn’t mean I agree with them. His theories about Jewish conspiracies are just as wrong as his theories about reptilian conspiracies. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/70 "2014-09-26T04:59:58Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Call me crazy if you will. But I believe the Jews are controlling the government of Israel. I thought it was the Zionists who were controlling the government of Israel? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/71 "2014-09-26T14:19:31Z")
Yes, but do the Zionists control the Jews, or is it the other way around? Enquiring minds want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/72 "2014-09-26T14:21:35Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Call me crazy if you will. But I believe the Jews are controlling the government of Israel. Anti-Semite! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/73 "2014-09-26T14:23:52Z")
Pro-Semite! Yosemite! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/74 "2014-09-26T14:28:32Z")
Yosemite? _Yosemite_! The conspiracy RUNS ALL THE WAY INTO THE HEARTLAND OF AMERICA! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/75 "2014-09-26T15:10:06Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > On a more serious note, I do not endorse any of Icke’s ideas. My explaining what his ideas are doesn’t mean I agree with them. His theories about Jewish conspiracies are just as wrong as his theories about reptilian conspiracies. Why do you feel you have to clarify this? Are the Reptilians watching you? Just nod for “yes” and shake your head for “no.” ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/76 "2014-09-26T15:32:25Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > I thought it was the Zionists who were controlling the government of Israel? > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Yes, but do the Zionists control the Jews, or is it the other way around? Enquiring minds want to know. I sense this is meant to be snark, but in fact, if you know what “Zionist” means, you should know that it is pretty much true by definition that the government of Israel is controlled by Zionists. ---
**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/77 "2014-09-26T15:43:05Z")
I thought the Crab People where the ones plotting to take over. Wait, we defeated them. _“Crab People . . . Crab People . . . Crab People”_ ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/78 "2014-09-26T16:16:50Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Yosemite? _Yosemite_! The conspiracy RUNS ALL THE WAY INTO THE HEARTLAND OF AMERICA! Well of course, the underground volcano lair is practically mandatory. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/79 "2014-09-26T16:42:05Z")
> [@Gedd](#): > > _“Crab People . . . Crab People . . . Crab People”_ We’re crab people now. We live by the crab and we die by the crab. [/doublereference] ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/80 "2014-09-26T17:01:32Z")
> [@Ale](#): > > Well of course, the underground volcano lair is practically mandatory. For hipster supervillains, anyway. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459.md?page=5)