# Friend just told me world leaders are reptilians

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 24, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459 "2014-09-24T20:24:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/81 "2014-09-26T17:49:05Z")

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> [@Balance](#):
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> For hipster supervillains, anyway.

But they only build their secret underground lairs in volcanoes ironically.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/82 "2014-09-26T18:23:04Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> But they only build their secret underground lairs in volcanoes ironically.

Reptiles need the heat.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/83 "2014-09-26T18:58:16Z")

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> [@thirdname](#):
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> How do these nuts respond when people point out that the whole theory was ripped off from the 1983 TV miniseries [V](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(1983_miniseries))?

Hey! V was stupid as hell but at least it wasn’t anti-vax.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/84 "2014-09-26T19:06:42Z")

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Just once I wish our overlords were fish-people.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/85 "2014-09-26T19:08:03Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Just once I wish our overlords were fish-people.

I don’t know if I would be in serious trouble for having fifteen aquariums, or highly respected and satrap.

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/86 "2014-09-26T19:13:09Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I don’t know if I would be in serious trouble for having fifteen aquariums, or highly respected and satrap.

You would be feared, my brother… _ **FEARED!!!** _

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/87 "2014-09-27T03:01:38Z")

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I have been iron like a lion in Zion. Not like a lizard, though. I have added _V_ to my Netflix queue. I remember enjoying watching them eat mice in the early '80s.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/88 "2014-09-27T03:08:49Z")

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> [@susan](#):
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> I remember enjoying watching them eat mice in the early '80s.

One wonders how the special effects managed that thirty years ago.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/89 "2014-09-27T03:24:47Z")

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IIRC, it was expensive. In later episodes they’d be about to enjoy a tasty mouse, but they’d be interrupted, look at it regretfully, and set it back down.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/90 "2014-09-27T03:27:42Z")

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> [@susan](#):
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> IIRC, it was expensive. In later episodes they’d be about to enjoy a tasty mouse, but they’d be interrupted, look at it regretfully, and set it back down.

And the mouse says, “Ah crap, back to Petco.”

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/91 "2014-09-27T11:39:51Z")

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See? Fishpeople would just have to swallow a smaller fish. It’d be like a frat party stunt, then a beer chaser.

Or like Japan.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/92 "2014-09-28T23:04:15Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> It should be noted that many (if not most) people who use “New World Order” to refer to a shadowy world government are talking about da Jooz. Personally I thought it was bad enough when the NWO took over [WCW](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_World_Order_(professional_wrestling)).

I’ve heard it used for the government that the Antichrist is going to establish after all the Christians are raptured up. It’s the one where you won’t be able to buy

> [@Filbert](#):
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> Well, cladistically, he’s kinda right, I guess 😉

And that’s what I think of the silliness that birds are dinosaurs. The further up the chain you get, the more worthless the cladistic names get.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friend-just-told-me-world-leaders-are-reptilians/699459/93 "2014-09-29T00:37:06Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> David Icke often get interviewed for those TV shows about the Freemasons, and the Bilderberg Group, and the Skull & Bones Society. He doesn’t mention reptiles in those interviews. Just the standard evil-rich-people conspiracy stuff. He is calm and articulate, and often comes across as the least nutty of all the people they interview for those shows. I have not read any of his books, but if he writes as well as he speaks, he is probably very persuasive.

> [@cmyk](#):
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> Then he’s a reptile. What better cover?

You are probably right.

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