# Friend literally only owns a single hat, am I the asshole for thinking you should own more?

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> [@Dangerosa](#):
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> Off the top of my head…

What about the ones _on_ the top of your head?

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Oh, I have to amend my prior statement. I have costume hats, two of them. One is a plastic Darth Vader helmet, which probably isn’t particularly suitable for yard work. The other is a flat cap/newsboy cap that’s still too small for me, but can almost look like it isn’t. I wouldn’t wear it for yard work either - though I could, I suppose.

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