# Friendly Advice:) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 15, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364 "2000-09-15T23:43:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![\_Amber-Skye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/49beb7/32.png) [@\_Amber-Skye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Amber-Skye)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/1 "2000-09-15T23:43:54Z")
Well a bunch of people have told me that I am a great person to confide in and talk to. So If ya need anyone to talk to or need advice I would be glad to help:) ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/2 "2000-09-15T23:45:37Z")
Okay. Where are my pants? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/3 "2000-09-15T23:54:58Z")
Which pair of shoes should I wear tonight ? These ones …or these ones . ---
**Author:** ![\_Amber-Skye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/49beb7/32.png) [@\_Amber-Skye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Amber-Skye)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/4 "2000-09-15T23:56:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\*Okay. > > Where are my pants? > > \*\* Very cute, but i’m talking about real advice. I wish i knew where your pants are, sorry though can’t help you with that:) ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/5 "2000-09-15T23:59:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I wish i knew where your pants are, sorry though can’t help you with that. \*\* Well, this is going to be a barren source of amusement. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/6 "2000-09-16T01:51:15Z")
Does this look infected to you? ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/7 "2000-09-16T01:59:29Z")
You left your pants in my bedroom. Now where the heck is my bra? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/8 "2000-09-16T02:10:41Z")
Here it is Mary. I found it in my sofa . Do you one of my socks btw ? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/9 "2000-09-16T02:19:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by _~Amber-Skye~_ \* > \*\*Well a bunch of people have told me that I am a great person to confide in and talk to. So If ya need anyone to talk to or need advice I would be glad to help:) \*\* Psssst: You know, dear, you have to get to **know** people before they are willing to trust any advice you are willing to give. Hang around, get to know people here, and you will have a much more enthusiastic response. BTW, welcome to the best little message board on the net! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/10 "2000-09-16T02:23:27Z")
Dear Amber, I have yojimbo’s sock. Should I give it back? Signed, Socknapper ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/11 "2000-09-16T02:31:51Z")
:eek: A hostage situation . Close all the doors and call the Feds . ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/12 "2000-09-16T02:35:35Z")
What advice can you give me on rectal pain? Could you help me find someone at who’s house I could possibly lose my pants? These two are not connected in any way, I swear. ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/13 "2000-09-16T02:36:47Z")
Yojimbo, what is your other sock doing in my freezer? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/14 "2000-09-16T02:44:57Z")
Weeeellll , you know that chicken I said I ate :o ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/15 "2000-09-16T02:50:51Z")
I hope I can participate… I need help finding the owner of the pair of underpants that’s hanging off the ceiling fan… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/16 "2000-09-16T03:05:16Z")
I thought about moving this to MPSIMS, or even the PIT, but this one is just too much fun to let go of. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/17 "2000-09-16T03:24:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slythe \* > \*\*I thought about moving this to MPSIMS, or even the PIT, but this one is just too much fun to let go of. 🙂 \*\* Oh, give it time, and soon it’ll be like that Most Stubborn Doper thread you had two months ago. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![tomas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tomas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomas)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/18 "2000-09-16T03:25:00Z")
Funny thing about advice, The wise don’t need it , the fools don’t heed it. Most of the dopers are wise, and playful. ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/19 "2000-09-16T03:36:48Z")
\ Now what is this, and how did it make it into my pool? ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/20 "2000-09-16T04:16:11Z")
Mounds or Almond Joy? I can’t decide… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364.md?page=2)