# Friendly Advice:) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 15, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364 "2000-09-15T23:43:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/41 "2000-09-17T09:56:00Z")
As the French would say: “Advice, the gift that everyone gives and nobody takes.” ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/42 "2000-09-17T11:09:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*I mean, I have a feeling that manny’s chest wouldn’t be near as exciting as Tuba’s! (I could be wrong!) \*\* I dunno. I’ve heard rumors that Manny has a set of nipples that would make the Pope go gay. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/43 "2000-09-17T11:43:25Z")
Ah yes , but are his nipples like fighter pilots thumbs ? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/44 "2000-09-17T12:50:19Z")
What’s the best way to dispose of a corpse? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/45 "2000-09-17T12:57:46Z")
> [@](#): > > The underpants in question are ladies panties, with a purple tiger-stripe pattern. Those are mine and I ain’t no lady. How did you get them? I wasn’t that drunk, I know damn well. ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/46 "2000-09-17T19:53:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LouisB \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > The underpants in question are ladies panties, with a purple tiger-stripe pattern. > > Those are mine and I ain’t no lady. How did you get them? I wasn’t that drunk, I know damn well. > \*\* Sorry. :embarrassed: The cut just looked a little feminine… Would you like them back? I’m not sure how they got on the ceiling fan, much less in my apartment, but… ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/47 "2000-09-17T20:01:12Z")
Where have all the flowers gone? I demand to know! ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/48 "2000-09-17T20:04:17Z")
Hmmm…, I see the beginnings of the pantless clique at the SDMB… ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/49 "2000-09-17T20:11:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeep’s Phoenix \* > \*\*The underpants in question are ladies panties, with a purple tiger-stripe pattern. \*\* If it’s a thong, they’re mine. ---
**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/50 "2000-09-17T21:39:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*I need help finding the owner of the pair of underpants that’s hanging off the ceiling fan… \*\* Jeep’s! You found my underwear! I was WONDERING where I left those…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/51 "2000-09-17T21:58:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beatle \* > \*\*Hmmm…, I see the beginnings of the pantless clique at the SDMB… \*\* ::takes off her pants:: I’m in! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/52 "2000-09-17T22:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Jeep’s Phoenix \* > > \*\*The underpants in question are ladies panties, with a purple tiger-stripe pattern. \*\* > > If it’s a thong, they’re mine. \*\* Yep. They’re thong. ---
**Author:** ![\_Amber-Skye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/49beb7/32.png) [@\_Amber-Skye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Amber-Skye)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/53 "2000-09-18T01:11:28Z")
Well damn…You guys aren’t the only ones having problems. I can’t seem to find a single piece of clothing around here. Woooooo Hooooooo Nekked time:) ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/54 "2000-09-18T02:01:59Z")
Welcome to the SDMB! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![\_Amber-Skye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/49beb7/32.png) [@\_Amber-Skye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Amber-Skye)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/55 "2000-09-18T02:05:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slythe \* > \*\*Welcome to the SDMB! 🙂 > \*\* THANX:)) ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/56 "2000-09-18T02:32:38Z")
Dear _ **~Amber-Skye~** _: Would it be a good idea for me to try and blackmail **slyt** –an unnamed moder–I mean unnamed poster for waiting until newbies are nude before welcoming them? Sincerely, A. Doper P.S. How can I find out who has my purple panties? All I know is that they weren’t on the ceiling fan. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/57 "2000-09-18T03:47:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slythe \* > \*\*Welcome to the SDMB! 🙂 > \*\* Do you know how many times I’ve ran around here naked and you never once welcomed me?? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/58 "2000-09-18T04:26:28Z")
She was NOT welcomed because she took her clothes off. She was welcomed because she decided to join in on the fun instead of throwing a hissy fit-something lesser posters have done in the past. And frankly, some of you would be welcomed with enthusiasm if you would put your clothes back _on_! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/59 "2000-09-18T05:04:21Z")
_~Amber Skye~_, I just want to throw out an additonal welcome to you for being so cool that we hijacked this thread to Cuba and back. As slythe said, you could have just pitched a fit (as many, many posters have done before you) but you saw that we meant no harm and decided to join in. That’s cool. Now, let’s go see who else we can get nekkid! ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Silly\_Us](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Super\_Silly\_Us](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Silly_Us)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/60 "2000-09-18T05:10:25Z")
Hmm. Why do bad things happen to good people, and good things to bad people? And why does God sometimes screw with our heads by making good things happen to good people, neutral things happen to neutral people, and bad things happen to bad people? Can’t the universe be consistent? Also … I have a friend who thinks that mathematics is a science. He has red hair. Should I tell him that his fly is open? SSU [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364.md?page=4)