# Friendly Advice:) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 15, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364 "2000-09-15T23:43:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/61 "2000-09-18T05:24:22Z")
Hi _~Amber-Skye~_, I’m sorry I’m late but I was held up in traffic. But I see you are already having lots of fun! Welcome to this nuthouse. ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/62 "2000-09-18T14:42:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*Now, let’s go see who else we can get nekkid! \*\* ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!! ---
**Author:** ![Lnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Lnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lnix)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/63 "2000-09-18T15:02:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by poohpah chalupa \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by yosemitebabe \* > > \*\*I have a problem with this friend. She said this, ummm… thing to me, and I, like, got mad at her. And then I told her to stop…ummmm…like, saying things to me, y’know? And, like, she got mad at me! Like, what should I do? > > > > (Flipping my hair back and smacking my gum…) \*\* > > _giggle_ > > Well, he’s all…and then _she’s_ all…and then he goes…and then, she’s like… \*\* NO WAY!! Cuz like, I _so_ would never do that, and I’m like _all_ about that, ya know? I mean, hello? Duh! ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/64 "2000-09-18T16:04:23Z")
Id love to join in but I just dont get it. Someone advise me what this Underwear stuff is please. Signed Your Everlovin’ Commando ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/65 "2000-09-18T17:12:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slythe \* > \*\*And frankly, some of you would be welcomed with enthusiasm if you would put your clothes back _on_! 😉 \*\* ::puts her clothes back on:: ::waits:: ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/66 "2000-09-18T17:14:08Z")
Damn smilies. ::puts her clothes back on:: ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/67 "2000-09-18T17:26:25Z")
Damn I was going to enthusiastically welcome Silver, but it’s just not the same now that she’s clothed. Keith ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/68 "2000-09-18T17:32:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Eutychus55 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*evilbeth \* > > **I mean, I have a feeling that manny’s chest wouldn’t be near as exciting as Tuba’s!** > > I dunno. I’ve heard rumors that Manny has a set of nipples that would make the Pope go gay. > \*\* Issues, people! \ For the record, I’m often naked, I just happen to be wearing clothes so you can’t tell (but sometimes you can). **Silver** , I’d be happy to welcome you, but only if you do me…um, welcome me, that is 😉 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/69 "2000-09-18T17:38:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*_~Amber-Skye~_ \* > \*\*Well a bunch of people have told me that I am a great person to confide in and talk to. So If ya need anyone to talk to or need advice I would be glad to help:) \*\* Welcome. I’ve got my pants _and_ my boxers, I just don’t know where my thread went to! Any suggestions? (no helping people) ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/70 "2000-09-18T17:45:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Odieman \* > \*\*Damn I was going to enthusiastically welcome Silver, but it’s just not the same now that she’s clothed. > \*\* 😃 Hi, thinksnow!! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/71 "2000-09-18T18:06:39Z")
What should a mother do when her kids find her secret cache of vibrators, and are using them to stage a mock “light-sabre duel” out in the front yard? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/72 "2000-09-18T18:11:54Z")
\*\*Tabithina \*\*, that was too funny, glad I just finished my pop, or it’d be all over everything, luckily, spit-takes with gum aren’t that bad! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/73 "2000-09-18T18:38:05Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38913](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=38913) the timing is curious, but I think we might be able to help this poor, lucky, fellow ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/74 "2000-09-18T23:10:31Z")
I did _not_ mean YOU, Silver Fire! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/75 "2000-09-18T23:19:15Z")
I always post with clothes on…I’ve found that mirrors, lenses and monitors crack if I’m near them naked. ssskuggiii, if you also have a azure leopard spoted bra, please let me know the next time you will be wearing that and the purple tiger striped thong only. I need to know ahead of time because the telephoto lens is heavy, and I’d prefer not to lug it around. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/76 "2000-09-18T23:58:16Z")
Well hell!! I’ll get nekkid!! Somebody lift up my belly so I can unbutton my pants! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/77 "2000-09-19T00:18:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slythe \* > \*\*I did _not_ mean YOU, Silver Fire! 🙂 \*\* ::takes off all her clothes:: Good because I actually prefer to post naked. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/78 "2000-09-19T00:36:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slythe \* > She was NOT welcomed because she took her clothes off. So, does that mean blackmail is out? Darn, I was already looking at Porsches. > [@](#): > > And frankly, some of you would be welcomed with enthusiasm if you would put your clothes back _on_! Is _that_ why I never got a welcome from you, **slythe**? _sniffs poignantly_ ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/79 "2000-09-19T01:06:27Z")
::removes clothes:: Well, this is a new experience. The chair I’m sitting in is itchy though… ---
**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/80 "2000-09-19T01:23:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\* ::takes off her pants:: I’m in! 😃 \*\* [/QUOTE] DAMNIT I didn’t miss an orgy, did I??? That would just piss me right off…😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364.md?page=5)