# Friendly Advice:) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 15, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364 "2000-09-15T23:43:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/81 "2000-09-19T02:23:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Primaflora \* > **…and inserted up one’s fundament…** Somebody else says _fundament?!?!?_ I think I’m in LOVE! Uh, you ARE a girl, right? ---
**Author:** ![timmar68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@timmar68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/timmar68)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/82 "2000-09-19T02:34:34Z")
When I post nekkid I find that I can’t sit on a chair unless the seat is cloth covered, otherwise I keep sliding off. ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/83 "2000-09-19T03:50:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dropzone \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Primaflora \* > > **…and inserted up one’s fundament…** > > Somebody else says _fundament?!?!?_ I think I’m in LOVE! > > Uh, you ARE a girl, right? \*\* ::takes off knickers, checks:: Yep. I’m a girlie all right. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/84 "2000-09-19T04:22:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MaryAnnQ \* > \*\*When I post nekkid I find that I can’t sit on a chair unless the seat is cloth covered, otherwise I keep sliding off. \*\* I stick. Leather and all that. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/85 "2000-09-19T04:47:15Z")
Nekkid people comin’ up to me and bitchin’ about not getting a personal welcome-what _is_ the world coming to? 😉 I now extend a big hug and a sloppy kiss to all newbies-past, present, and future. _ALOHA!_(which is Hawaiian for “I don’t know whether I’m coming or going”) ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/86 "2000-09-19T05:53:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tabithina \* > \*\*What should a mother do when her kids find her secret cache of vibrators, and are using them to stage a mock “light-sabre duel” out in the front yard? 😃 \*\* Since firing a proton torpedo into their exhaust ports is **clearly** out of the question :eek:, I think you’re only other option is to go over to the “dark side”. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/87 "2000-09-19T06:24:44Z")
Welcome to the nekkid thread, where threads are optional. Hey, someone close that window! It’s getting a mite drafty in here, innit? ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364/88 "2000-09-19T09:56:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by slythe \* > \*\*“I don’t know whether I’m coming or going” \*\* That’s why they’re _different colors_… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friendly-advice/33364.md?page=4)