# Friends don't let friends..

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-dont-let-friends/610091>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 20, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-dont-let-friends/610091 "2012-01-20T02:55:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-dont-let-friends/610091/1 "2012-01-20T02:55:52Z")

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…Watch the Lifetime Movie Network when they’re pregnant.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-dont-let-friends/610091/2 "2012-01-20T03:20:57Z")

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OK, I’ll play.

**Friends don’t let friends**

…Let their buddies do anything following the phrase “Hey guys, watch THIS!”

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**Author:** ![Lacunae\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lacunae\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lacunae_Matata)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-dont-let-friends/610091/3 "2012-01-20T03:56:53Z")

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Unknowingly leave the bar with the cross-dresser. (It’s all cool if all parties are aware that the packaging doesn’t match the contents.)

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-dont-let-friends/610091/4 "2012-01-20T04:19:04Z")

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_Friends don’t let friends get Friends haircuts_

Written on Jerry Cantrells’ guitar for the Alice in Chains unplugged concert, circa 1996.

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-dont-let-friends/610091/5 "2012-01-20T04:35:47Z")

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…play Master of Orion III.