# Friends fans help me out here please!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-fans-help-me-out-here-please/147496>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 9, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-fans-help-me-out-here-please/147496 "2003-01-09T12:44:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![DarRRva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@DarRRva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarRRva)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-fans-help-me-out-here-please/147496/1 "2003-01-09T12:44:54Z")

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In one episode of friends, chandler points out allt he characters shortcomings in response to being condescended for smoking.

Joey Cracks his knuckles;  
Chandler Smokes;  
Monica snorts;  
Ross overpronounces everything;  
Phoebe chews her hair

**What does Rachel do!!!**  
This has been driving me crazy for weeks and no one seems to know the answer. I am praying that someone here can help me out and end the madness…

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**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-fans-help-me-out-here-please/147496/2 "2003-01-09T13:20:24Z")

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Jiggles her tits for my enjoyment.

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**Author:** ![angelicate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@angelicate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelicate)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-fans-help-me-out-here-please/147496/3 "2003-01-09T13:44:00Z")

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I don’t think Rachel does anything, except maybe get orders wrong?

From this page: [http://www.eigo-i.com/friends/transcript/103](http://www.eigo-i.com/friends/transcript/103)

Ross: You know, there’s nothing wrong with speaking correctly.

Rachel: “Indeed there isn’t”… I should really get back to work.

Phoebe: Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.

Rachel: Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.

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**Author:** ![Morgainelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Morgainelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgainelf)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-fans-help-me-out-here-please/147496/4 "2003-01-09T15:43:59Z")

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Sleeps with men on the first date. I wish I knew which ep!

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-fans-help-me-out-here-please/147496/5 "2003-01-09T16:18:16Z")

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Returns all her gifts?

Phoebe married a gay ice skater  
Ross divorced three times  
Joey threw his girlfriends leg in a fire  
Chandler lives in a box  
What was Rachel’s fault in this one? Does anyone remember?

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**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-fans-help-me-out-here-please/147496/6 "2003-01-09T17:03:24Z")

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Chews her hair? Not sure about this, it just popped into my head.

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**Author:** ![Cataclysm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Cataclysm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cataclysm)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-fans-help-me-out-here-please/147496/7 "2003-01-09T17:35:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Biggirl \*  
> \*\*Returns all her gifts?
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> Phoebe married a gay ice skater  
> Ross divorced three times  
> Joey threw his girlfriends leg in a fire  
> Chandler lives in a box  
> What was Rachel’s fault in this one? Does anyone remember? \*\*

Rachel left a guy at the altar

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-fans-help-me-out-here-please/147496/8 "2003-01-09T17:47:18Z")

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Thanks **Cataclysm**!  
P.S., just in case anyone is wondering Monica dated her ex-boyfriend’s son.