# Friends Quote Trivia Thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 17, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676 "2006-03-17T00:27:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/1 "2006-03-17T00:27:39Z")
As promised in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=13) thread. All a ya’lls are pretty good with the quotes so I’m gonna try to make this a little harder. You get a point for naming who is quoted, another for naming who that person is talking to and yet another point for describing the situation in which the quote was said. And even more bonus points for adding more trivia questions. For clarity’s sake, the numbering system should be as follows: Your initials plus the number that your question is. Yeah, that doesn’t make sense. Just follow my lead. At the end, I will add up all the points and declare myself the winner! BG1: I left a Belgian waffle out there. Did you take it? BG2: Why don’t you call me in 20 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this! BG3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up! BG4: Could I _be_ wearing any more clothes? BG5: That’s Big Bird’s friend. BG6: You got a manny! BG7: Gloria Estephan was right. Eventually, the rhythm is gonna get you. BG8: No they’re not! They’re ugly and stupid and delicious! BG9: And then there are bisexuals but most say they’re just kidding themselves. BG10: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh? Now watch this thread die a slow, miserable death. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/2 "2006-03-17T00:41:06Z")
BG4: Said by Joey, talking to (and impersonating) Chandler, while wearing all his clothes at once (and doing lunges). That was during their argument about the chair - “But you left the chair _area_” 😃 BG9: Sung by Phoebe, though I don’t know which song. Possibly one of the ones she sings to the kids at her boyfriend’s school? As for mine (sorry, couldn’t think of many): RT1: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you _take_ it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you _take_ it. RT2: Oh, what a beautiful morning! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/3 "2006-03-17T00:43:40Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > RT1: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you _take_ it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you _take_ it. Said Mrs. Chanandler Bong while locked in an ATM vestibule with a beautiful model. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/4 "2006-03-17T01:15:53Z")
BG10: Chandler’s new roommate (when Joey moves out), talking about how they drove to Vegas (and back in one night) and Chandler bought him new shoes. FG1: That’s a goldfish cracker. FG2: No, you just rolled over on the juice box. ---
**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/5 "2006-03-17T02:18:19Z")
BG7: said by Chandler to, I think Joey, who comes in and does a stupid dance (then I think immediately walked back out the door). I always loved that quote, but I don’t remember all the circumstances! FG2: Said by Rachel to Ross, in the museum, in TOW their first time FG1: That was said by Chandler to his new roommate, wasn’t it? When he talked about their new pet goldfish. I’ll have to try to think of some quotes of my own. I’m not usually good at that! ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/6 "2006-03-17T02:53:16Z")
BG2: said by Julia Roberts (can’t remember the character’s name) to Chandler after she stole his clothes while in a restaurant restroom. SH1: oh, there’s a piece that doesn’t have floor on it! ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/7 "2006-03-17T02:56:36Z")
BG1: I left a Belgian waffle out there. Did you take it? _That was Mr. Heckles (the crazy neighbor)_ BG2: Why don’t you call me in 20 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this! _I think her name was Sally, but Julia Roberts played her_ ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/8 "2006-03-17T02:59:01Z")
> [@shamrock227](#): > > SH1: oh, there’s a piece that doesn’t have floor on it! Rachel or Chandler re: the cheesecake ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/9 "2006-03-17T02:59:12Z")
_BG6: You got a manny!_ Chandler, cracking wise to Ross about hiring Sandy, the male nanny. _BG8: No they’re not! They’re ugly and stupid and delicious!_ Joey, refuting Phoebe’s contention that turkeys are beautiful and majestic birds. _BG10: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?_ Chandler’s replacement roommate Eddie, showing just how fricking delusional he is by describing their “trip to Vegas”. Time to think up a few of my own… ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/10 "2006-03-17T03:03:16Z")
> [@Poysyn](#): > > BG2: Why don’t you call me in 20 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this! > > _I think her name was Sally, but Julia Roberts played her_ [QUOTE=shamrock227] BG2: said by Julia Roberts (can’t remember the character’s name) to Chandler after she stole his clothes while in a restaurant restroom. Suzie Underpants! I don’t remember the character’s real last name. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/11 "2006-03-17T03:13:36Z")
HB1: That guy, he burns me up. HB2: Could you tell Jasmine that I won’t make it to yoga class today? HB3: Oh, it’s like the mother ship is calling you home. HB4: “This-a time it’s-a personal” HB5: You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid! HB6: Hi, welcome to an adult conversation HB7: Which one are you again? HB8: Ok, don’t get me started on gravity. HB9: What’s a “niffle”? HB10: No bunny at all! Always no bunny at all! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/12 "2006-03-17T03:20:37Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > HB8: Ok, don’t get me started on gravity. Phoebe to Ross as she proves to him that all of science is just a theory and any old wacky theory will do. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/13 "2006-03-17T04:03:22Z")
> [@RachelChristine](#): > > FG2: Said by Rachel to Ross, in the museum, in TOW their first time. I just saw this one tonight, and I believe it was the other way around – Rachel felt the moisture and started reassuring Ross “It’s okay, honey”, whereupon he responded: “No, you just rolled over on the juice box.” SV1: “Just how many cameras are on you, anyway?” SV2: “You don’t have renter’s insurance?” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/14 "2006-03-17T04:33:04Z")
HB3 - Joey, practicing his “authentic Italian” accent HB7 - The super, to Joey, in the one where in order to let the girls stay in the rent controlled apartment, he gets Joey to practice ballroom dancing as his partner SV1 was dealt with in the other thread (the link is in the OP) SV2 Dr Green to Rachel after he and Ross start bonding, finally. any1 - And you know it. You just don’t **know** you know it. any2 - “I wanted to see what all the fuss was about” “And…?” “I’ve had better” ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/15 "2006-03-17T12:43:53Z")
> [@](#): > > SV1: “Just how many cameras are on you, anyway?” Said by Chandler to Monica, upon viewing her in the infamous Prom Video. > [@](#): > > BG7: Gloria Estephan was right. Eventually, the rhythm is gonna get you. Again, by Chandler, after Joey comes in, dances around and leaves. I think it was after he was happy over getting a part in a play. > [@](#): > > HB3: Oh, it’s like the mother ship is calling you home. Said by Phoebe to Rachel after she gets a job interview as a personal shopper at (?) Blommingdale’s or someplace like that. > [@](#): > > HB6: Hi, welcome to an adult conversation. I _think_ it’s Ross, but I can’t remember the circumstances. ---
**Author:** ![MrsMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@MrsMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrsMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/16 "2006-03-17T13:35:59Z")
I knew a lot of these would be answered by the time I checked!!! 🙂 BG1: I left a Belgian waffle out there. Did you take it? Mr Heckles – I think to Rachel & Phoebe while looking to see who’s the owner of the cat they found (that jumped on Ross when he was trying to get up the guts to ask Rachel out) BG3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up! By Ross to Girl Scout member on episode when he was trying to sell Cookies for the little girl who broke her arm that was his fault RT2: Oh, what a beautiful morning! By Phoebe while laying in bed with her new live-in boyfriend, who then turns and shoots a bird out the window HB1: That guy, he burns me up. By Phoebe about Ross, she’d had a bad dream and decided she was mad at him HB10: No bunny at all! Always no bunny at all! By Chandler to Monica when discussing her picking his halloween costume, in which she picked a bunny any1 - And you know it. You just don’t know you know it. By Jaaanice to Chandler one of the umpteen times they broke up, she’s telling him he loves her and needs her he just doesn’t know it any2 - “I wanted to see what all the fuss was about” “And…?” “I’ve had better” By Phoebe to Rachel after she kissed her in the one with the Coconuts (Rachel kissing Winona Ryder) ---
**Author:** ![MrsMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@MrsMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrsMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/17 "2006-03-17T13:46:58Z")
MM2: Oh, that’s good. Because when I heard, “I can’t wait to hear your first words” I thought, “Boy that’s some trick!” MM2: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance. MM3: I _knew_ it! MM4: Ahhhhhhh! What am I doing? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/18 "2006-03-17T15:10:31Z")
> [@MrsMonkey](#): > > BG1: I left a Belgian waffle out there. Did you take it? > > Mr Heckles – I think to Rachel & Phoebe while looking to see who’s the owner of the cat they found (that jumped on Ross when he was trying to get up the guts to ask Rachel out) Right speaker, wrong circumstance. They were looking for Ross’ monkey. > [@MrsMonkey](#): > > BG3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up! > By Ross to Girl Scout member on episode when he was trying to sell Cookies for the little girl who broke her arm that was his fault No, it wasn’t Ross to the girl scout. MM2: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance. Chandler to Joey after Joey said something stupid. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/19 "2006-03-17T15:11:01Z")
> [@](#): > > MM1: Oh, that’s good. Because when I heard, “I can’t wait to hear your first words” I thought, “Boy that’s some trick!” I think that’s Phoebe to Rachel while Rach was pregnant > [@](#): > > MM2: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance. Chandler to Joey on any one of a number of occasions > [@](#): > > MM3: I _knew_ it! Chandler, after Rachel says “It \*\*is \*\* a big deal, and it \*\*doesn’t \*\* happen to every guy” > [@](#): > > MM4: Ahhhhhhh! What am I doing? ok - that’s too obscure for even me. ! ---
**Author:** ![MrsMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@MrsMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrsMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/20 "2006-03-17T15:40:06Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > ok - that’s too obscure for even me. ! Yeah - I guess that is pretty obscure… It’s when Phoebe comes in the room when they’re all watching Ursula in the porn movie. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676.md?page=2)