# Friends Quote Trivia Thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 17, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676 "2006-03-17T00:27:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/21 "2006-03-17T16:07:55Z")
**BG5: That’s Big Bird’s friend.** It’s either Phoebe or Monica (but I think Phoebe) in response to Rachel’s question “Who’s George Snuffleupagus?” after the other girls make a big deal over accidentally getting George Stepanophalous’ pizza. **HB1: That guy, he burns me up.** **MrsMonkey** might be right, but it’s also said by Ross to the gang when Rachel’s father upsets her by offering to buy her a Mercedes. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/22 "2006-03-17T16:10:37Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > MM2: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance. > Chandler to Joey after Joey said something stupid. I can’t remember what it was that Joey said, but I _think_ this was the first episode of the second season. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/23 "2006-03-17T16:22:02Z")
any3: I’m not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn’t look good. any4: No thanks, I’m 29. any5: There should _be_ a GoldMan! ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/24 "2006-03-17T16:53:48Z")
any4: No thanks, I’m 29. Ross when offered a glass of chocolate milk by, um, Joey? ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/25 "2006-03-17T16:53:50Z")
any3: I’m not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn’t look good. Phoebe, after giving Monica the non-Demi Moore haircut. any4: No thanks, I’m 29. Chandler, after being offered something… chocolate milk, perhaps? any5: There should _be_ a GoldMan! Ross…but I can’t remmeber the cicumstances. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/26 "2006-03-17T17:01:27Z")
JS1: Stevie, I was never here. JS2: You owe me a new cat. JS3: Stephanie knows all the chords - bleah! JS4: Now…what do you know about vulcanised rubber? ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/27 "2006-03-17T17:13:10Z")
> [@JSexton](#): > > JS2: You owe me a new cat. Mr. Heckles, when Phoebe and Rachel were trying to find the owner of the cat they found during the blackout. I came up with a couple, just ones that always cracked me up: D1: Oh hey, you _can_ see your nipples through this shirt! D2: I’ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way, I can break 'em up with a movie. D3: And we all know what a challenge _that_ is. D4: If it’s not a headboard, it’s just not worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/28 "2006-03-17T17:22:03Z")
D4: If it’s not a headboard, it’s just not worth it. Rachel. Her and Monica were babysitting Ben, and threw him into a beam on the ceiling, bumping his head. Rachel said this after banging her head against the wall to show Ben it was fun. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/29 "2006-03-17T17:27:15Z")
BG11: It’s no fat. It’s no sugar. It’s no dairy. It’s no good-- throw it out. BG12: I can’t believe one of us has one of these. I know! I’m still one of these! BG13: That’s right! I’m taking the ESSENCE! ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/30 "2006-03-17T17:28:55Z")
BG12: Said by Rachel (I believe) and Chandler as everybody looked down at newborn Ben. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/31 "2006-03-17T17:36:16Z")
> [@JSexton](#): > > **any5: There should _be_ a GoldMan!** > Ross…but I can’t remmeber the cicumstances. no. please try again > [@](#): > > D1: Oh hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt! Chandler, to Monica, at Mike’s Piano Bar > [@](#): > > JS3: Stephanie knows all the chords - bleah! Pheobe, referring to her former partner, played by Chrissie Hinds > [@](#): > > BG11: It’s no fat. It’s no sugar. It’s no dairy. It’s no good-- throw it out. Joey, referring to the frozen dessert substitute one of the girls wanted him to eat? (not sure about this one) ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/32 "2006-03-17T17:40:54Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Joey, referring to the frozen dessert substitute one of the girls wanted him to eat? (not sure about this one) T’wernt Joey. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/33 "2006-03-17T17:43:16Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Chandler, to Monica, at Mike’s Piano Bar Maybe he said it to her at one point, but that’s not the one I’m thinking of. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/34 "2006-03-17T18:23:45Z")
BG13: That’s right! I’m taking the ESSENCE! Love this one! That would be Joey, taking the cushions from the chair that Chandler wanted to sit in, while they were supposed to be getting dressed up. This, of course, led to Joey’s “Could I _be_ wearing any more clothes” bit from earlier in the thread. Draelin, anyrose, you are correct. ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/35 "2006-03-17T18:29:02Z")
Chrissie Hynde wasn’t Phoebe’s ex-partner, she was her replacement. E.G. Daily played Phoebe’s ex-partner. **any5: There should _be_ a GoldMan!** Phoebe, from a conversation with Chandler about why Spider-Man is pronounced as it sounds instead of Spidermun as are the names Goldman and Silverman. Chandler explains that he’s a Spider _Man_ and Goldman’s just a name. There’s no Gold _Man_. C1: “I really want a million dollars!” –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/36 "2006-03-17T18:38:09Z")
> [@](#): > > C1: “I really want a million dollars!” Chandler, after Rachel in wedding dress bursts into Central Perk immediately after Ross says “I really just want to be married!” ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/37 "2006-03-17T19:15:42Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Chandler, after Rachel in wedding dress bursts into Central Perk immediately after Ross says “I really just want to be married!” And this was on the very first Episode of Friends. s1=uh, when were you under me? s2=no, it’s kiwi lime pie. And while we’re on the subject… anyone have any clue as to where to get 'Joey’s Chair" that he had in his fancy shmancy apartment? It was also Worf’s Chair. ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/38 "2006-03-17T19:24:33Z")
I’d like to participate in this thread, but it’s gotten too chaotic and twirly 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/39 "2006-03-17T19:52:36Z")
> [@simster](#): > > s1=uh, when were you under me? Ross, in response to Rachel’s “I’m over you.” > [@](#): > > s2=no, it’s kiwi lime pie. Monica to Ross, who thought he was eating key lime pie, just before he goes to the hospital because he’s allergic to kiwis. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/40 "2006-03-17T20:00:39Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Monica to Ross, who thought he was eating key lime pie, just before he goes to the hospital because he’s allergic to kiwis. Darn. I was just about to post “JS5: Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676.md?page=3)