# Friends Quote Trivia Thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 17, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676 "2006-03-17T00:27:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MrsMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@MrsMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrsMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/41 "2006-03-17T21:20:08Z")
> [@Cliffy](#): > > **BG5: That’s Big Bird’s friend.** > It’s either Phoebe or Monica (but I think Phoebe) in response to Rachel’s question “Who’s George Snuffleupagus?” after the other girls make a big deal over accidentally getting George Stepanophalous’ pizza. > > **HB1: That guy, he burns me up.** > **MrsMonkey** might be right, but it’s also said by Ross to the gang when Rachel’s father upsets her by offering to buy her a Mercedes. > > –Cliffy Wow - I didn’t remember that until after reading this… I may be wrong on her exact wording. Do we have a way of verifying these? ---
**Author:** ![MrsMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@MrsMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrsMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/42 "2006-03-17T21:26:09Z")
D1: Oh hey, you can see your nipples through this shirt! By Rachel to Chandler - he’s been to meet with the career counseler, she told him you couldn’t see the nipples before he left to go see the counselor BG11: It’s no fat. It’s no sugar. It’s no dairy. It’s no good-- throw it out. By Brad Pitt’s character to Monica about the food he brought to Thanksgiving. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/43 "2006-03-17T21:48:29Z")
> [@JSexton](#): > > JS4: Now…what do you know about vulcanised rubber? Penn Jillette as an encyclopedia salesman to Joey. (Joey’s response: “Spock’s birth control.”) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/44 "2006-03-18T00:22:40Z")
any6: You have to take a course, or they don’t let you do it. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/45 "2006-03-18T00:58:54Z")
> [@](#): > > any6: You have to take a course, or they don’t let you do it. Said by Susan to Ross, after he comments that they have a lot of books about being a lesbian. ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/46 "2006-03-18T01:17:49Z")
Not hard but: a1: Seven a2: Get there faster ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/47 "2006-03-18T01:19:08Z")
RH1: “Oh REALLY, mine was licked on by kittens!” RH2: “It’s been years since your father and I went running.” ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/48 "2006-03-18T01:32:31Z")
> [@](#): > > RH1: “Oh REALLY, mine was licked on by kittens!” Said by Rachel to Phoebe, after Phoebe said, “Did you know they put the tattoos on with NEEDLES?!?” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/49 "2006-03-18T01:33:44Z")
[QUOTE=River Hippie] RH1: “Oh REALLY, mine was licked on by kittens!” [QUOTE] Rachel to Phoebe when Pheebs chickened out of her tattoo, “But they put it on with needles!” (or something similar) BG 14: First name Crap, last name Bag. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/50 "2006-03-18T01:45:32Z")
> [@](#): > > BG 14: First name Crap, last name Bag. Said by Mike to Phoebe, when they were talking about changing their names. Phoebe wanted to change her name to Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/51 "2006-03-18T01:47:16Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Said by Mike to Phoebe, when they were talking about changing their names. > Phoebe wanted to change her name to Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock. Pheobe had already officially changed her name to Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/52 "2006-03-18T01:50:13Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Pheobe had already officially changed her name to Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock. Yeah, you’re right. I should have know that. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/53 "2006-03-18T01:56:39Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Yeah, you’re right. I should have know that. Because you are just a bad a geek as I am. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/54 "2006-03-18T05:37:40Z")
> [@](#): > > a1: Seven Monica in an argument with Chandler over what time they were supposed to meet > [@](#): > > a2: Get there faster Chandler, to Joey, because everyone but Joey has realized something, tho I forget the specifics. any7: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears? any8: Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around. any9: I’ll cancel the sodas… ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/55 "2006-03-18T13:44:51Z")
> [@](#): > > any7: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears? Said by Chandler, when someone was talking about a cute house - ack! I can’t remember the exact circumstances! > [@](#): > > any8: Yeah, especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around Said by Rachel, about the guys letting the chick and the duck roam around. > [@](#): > > Posted by **Biggirl** > Because you are just a bad a geek as I am. “No, no, you say that proudly!” - _Chandler_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/56 "2006-03-18T13:49:59Z")
It just hit me: > [@](#): > > any9: I’ll cancel the sodas… Said by Joey or Chandler (but I think it’s Chandler - damn, I’m drawing a blank - it was Chandler, right?), after they had settled into their new Lazy-Boys with food and the TV. They wondered if they really wanted to have to get up to, you know… ---
**Author:** ![MrsMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@MrsMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrsMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/57 "2006-03-18T18:34:00Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Monica in an argument with Chandler over what time they were supposed to meet I thought “Seven!” was when Monica was giving Chandler tips on improving his “skills” and acted out a scenario of hitting the seven erogenous zones. She stayed on Seven a few times there at the end… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/58 "2006-03-18T19:40:15Z")
> [@MrsMonkey](#): > > I thought “Seven!” was when Monica was giving Chandler tips on improving his “skills” and acted out a scenario of hitting the seven erogenous zones. She stayed on Seven a few times there at the end… 🙂 oh yes - that’s right. And a much better answer. How could I have forgotten that scene? > [@Bibliocat](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > any7: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears? > > Said by Chandler, when someone was talking about a cute house - ack! I can’t remember the exact circumstances! yes Chandler said it, but not under those circumstances. (Chandler really has all the best lines) ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/59 "2006-03-18T19:40:59Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > a1: Seven > > Monica in an argument with Chandler over what time they were supposed to meet > > > [@](#): > > > > a2: Get there faster > > Chandler, to Joey, because everyone but Joey has realized something, tho I forget the specifics. Right people, but wrong situation for both of these. **MrsMonkey** got the first. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/60 "2006-03-18T20:05:34Z")
> [@amarinth](#): > > a2: Get there faster Chandler to Joey, when they were in Richard’s apartment. Joey was holding a tape (“Probably a sex tape!”) with Monica’s name on it. HB11: _Weeeee-nieeeer_… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676.md?page=4)