# Friends Quote Trivia Thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 17, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676 "2006-03-17T00:27:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/61 "2006-03-18T22:06:23Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > yes Chandler said it, but not under those circumstances. > (Chandler really has all the best lines) Re: “Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?” Damn, I’m racking my brain and I can’t remember. Why did Chandler say this? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/62 "2006-03-18T23:45:11Z")
> [@BiblioCat](#): > > Re: “Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?” > > Damn, I’m racking my brain and I can’t remember. Why did Chandler say this? the full exchange was when Monica was offered her first chef-ship, right after she & Pheobe started the catering business: > [@](#): > > **Monica** : Oh, I love my life, I love my life! > **Rachel** : The meeting with the guy went great? > **Monica** : So great! He showed me where the restaurant’s going to be. It’s this, it’s this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right. > _ **Chandler** : Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?_ ---
**Author:** ![Zahava424](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/76d3ee/32.png) [@Zahava424](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zahava424)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/63 "2006-03-19T01:51:09Z")
> [@JSexton](#): > > JS1: Stevie, I was never here. I can’t believe I get to do this one! That’s Chandler, to Stevie the TV, when he sits in Joey’s chair and it falls apart. (He doesn’t realize that it was already broken, and he replaces it with his, leading Joey to think that the chair is miraculously self-healing. ---
**Author:** ![Zahava424](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/76d3ee/32.png) [@Zahava424](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zahava424)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/64 "2006-03-19T02:03:31Z")
Okay, here are mine. Most of them are not very hard, though. Z4 1: Now, we call it the beach house. Z4 2: I’m not very fond of New York. Queens, I like. Z4 3: Big fat goalie! Z4 4: A _small puff of air._ Come on! Z4 5: Is it me, or can you actually see his nipples through his overcoat? Z4 6: They hate all living things. Z4 7: I think it was a mouse. Z4 8: You _nailed_ that old lady! Z4 9: That’s funny, because you are a _huge_ crap-weasel! Z4 10: But I can pronounce Jurassic. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/65 "2006-03-19T02:17:45Z")
> [@Zahava424](#): > > Okay, here are mine. Most of them are not very hard, though. > > Z4 3: Big fat goalie! Will I be the first? Joey during the Trivia game episode in answer to "What was Monica’s knickname in high school. > [@Zahava424](#): > > Z4 8: You _nailed_ that old lady! Pheobe to Joey teaching him how to play the guitar. > [@Zahava424](#): > > Z4 9: That’s funny, because you are a _huge_ crap-weasel! Ross to Paolo on learning he doesn’t speak English well. Z4 10: But I can pronounce Jurassic. [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Zahava424](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/76d3ee/32.png) [@Zahava424](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zahava424)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/66 "2006-03-19T02:26:50Z")
Actually, this thread has gotten pretty disorganized so I thought I’d perform a valuable public service Here are the quotes that haven’t yet been correctly identified: BG3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up! HB2: Could you tell Jasmine that I won’t make it to yoga class today? HB5: You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid! HB9: What’s a “niffle”? D2: I’ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way, I can break 'em up with a movie. D3: And we all know what a challenge that is. RH2: “It’s been years since your father and I went running.” HB11: Weeeee-nieeeer… Z4 1: Now, we call it the beach house. Z4 2: I’m not very fond of New York. Queens, I like. Z4 4: A small puff of air. Come on! Z4 5: Is it me, or can you actually see his nipples through his overcoat? Z4 6: They hate all living things. Z4 7: I think it was a mouse. Z4 10: But I can pronounce Jurassic. A bunch of them are mine, because y’all haven’t really had time to get to them yet, but the rest are just old ones that no one has gotten. (Yes, I have way too much time on my hands.) ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/67 "2006-03-19T02:43:18Z")
Thank you **Z** for the update. Usually I try to do that on the start of each new page but I was far too busy and lazy. You’re the best! ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/68 "2006-03-19T02:48:11Z")
> [@Zahava424](#): > > HB2: Could you tell Jasmine that I won’t make it to yoga class today? I think this one is Phoebe - I can’t remember the situation. > [@](#): > > D2: I’ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way, I can break 'em up with a movie. Chandler, taking Rachel’s money that she ‘cursed’ after losing it in the poker game. > [@](#): > > D3: And we all know what a challenge that is. Susan to Ross, after he mentioned that Ben (in utero) was his kid too, since he made the sperm. > [@](#): > > Z4 4: A small puff of air. Come on! Monica to Rachel, while at the eye doctor’s. Rachel is afraid of the eye doctor. > [@](#): > > Z4 5: Is it me, or can you actually see his nipples through his overcoat? Chandler. I can’t remember exactly who he said it about - some guy one of the girls was dating. ---
**Author:** ![Zahava424](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/76d3ee/32.png) [@Zahava424](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zahava424)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/69 "2006-03-19T05:21:18Z")
> [@](#): > > Z4 5: Is it me, or can you actually see his nipples through his overcoat? > [@BiblioCat](#): > > Chandler. I can’t remember exactly who he said it about - some guy one of the girls was dating. Right person, wrong situation. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/70 "2006-03-19T05:35:29Z")
> [@Zahava424](#): > > Z4 2: I’m not very fond of New York. Queens, I like. Chandler’s Dad at his show in Vegas. RH3: “Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!” ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/71 "2006-03-19T10:28:23Z")
> [@Zahava424](#): > > Z4 1: Now, we call it the beach house. Monica & Ross’s parents, discussing what happened to her wedding money. > [@](#): > > RH3: “Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!” Again, Monica & Ross’s dad talking about Richard’s “chippie in the city” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/72 "2006-03-19T19:49:24Z")
> [@](#): > > BG3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up! I thought this one was answered - It was Ross to the in the episode he had to sell cookies for the GS whose injury he inadvertently caused - He was trying to get the others to believe she was faking being hurt > [@](#): > > Z4 7: I think it was a mouse. Mike, at Pheobe’s after they heard a trap snap shut, and Pheobe was worried Bob had been killed. Phoebe’s response was “Susie?!?!?!?!?” > [@](#): > > Z4 10: But I can pronounce Jurassic. Joey - demonstrating his “prowess” as a Museum Guide - after Ross corrected him that the dinosaur in question was really from the Mesosoiac (or some such) era ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/73 "2006-03-19T20:05:50Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I thought this one was answered - It was Ross to the in the episode he had to sell cookies for the GS whose injury he inadvertently caused - He was trying to get the others to believe she was faking being hurt Nope. Not the speaker or the circumstance I’m quoting. ---
**Author:** ![Hogwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hogwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogwash)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/74 "2006-03-19T20:23:52Z")
> [@](#): > > G3: Get up you Girl Scout! Up! Up! Up! That’s Phoebe, yelling at the unconscious ‘Coma Guy’ in the hospital with Monica in an attempt to wake him. > [@](#): > > RH2: “It’s been years since your father and I went running.” Richard, to Monica, about Monica’s dad finding out about them. > [@](#): > > HB9: What’s a “niffle”? Monica, to Rachel, while reading Rachel’s poorly-typed erotica. Three from me: Hog1: “No suds, no save. OK?” Hog2: “Aramis. Aramis. Aramis.” Hog3: “I’m David Bowie!” ---
**Author:** ![Zahava424](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/76d3ee/32.png) [@Zahava424](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zahava424)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/75 "2006-03-20T01:31:38Z")
> [@](#): > > Z4 7: I think it was a mouse. > [@anyrose](#): > > Mike, at Pheobe’s after they heard a trap snap shut, and Pheobe was worried Bob had been killed. Phoebe’s response was “Susie?!?!?!?!?” Maybe, but that’s not the answer I was thinking of. Any other guesses? > [@Hogwash](#): > > Hog1: “No suds, no save. OK?” That’s the evil munchkin-lady with too much eye makeup who stole Rachel’s machine at the laundromat in the first season. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/76 "2006-03-20T14:18:06Z")
Gah! Forgot about the thread! **Bibliocat** , you were correct on my other two. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/77 "2006-03-20T14:57:06Z")
**HB2: Could you tell Jasmine that I won’t make it to yoga class today?** This is Ross to Treeger (the super). I don’t remember exactly why he had to miss the class. **D2: I’ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. At least this way, I can break 'em up with a movie.** **BiblioCat** got it, except it was Phoebe, not Rachel, who cursed the poker money. A few more: C2: I just caught the live show. C3. And that’s how we get hamburger. (sung) C4. Drew has some ground rules. (Same episode as C3. Guess what I watched this weekend?) C5. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/78 "2006-03-20T17:35:41Z")
[QUOTE=Cliffy C2: I just caught the live show. C3. And that’s how we get hamburger. (sung) [/QUOTE] Pheobe singing to pre-schoolers. The cow in the meadow goes “mooo” and then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up. . ." ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/79 "2006-03-20T17:52:07Z")
> [@](#): > > C2: I just caught the live show Monica to Ross, after getting stuck in the bathroom and watching her parents go at it. This was after she saw them on a video they made of themselves (on the tail end of the infamous Prom Video). ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676/80 "2006-03-20T17:52:42Z")
Correct! –Cliffy [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friends-quote-trivia-thread/348676.md?page=5)