# Friggen amazing, support for Memories Pizza **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 3, 2015, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friggen-amazing-support-for-memories-pizza/716750 "2015-04-03T22:05:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friggen-amazing-support-for-memories-pizza/716750/81 "2015-04-08T15:15:34Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > I think the people donating are responsible for that one. Go incredibly overboard with one fund and surprise! There’s less money for the next one. But boy, you sure showed those liberals that you know how to overcompensate. To wit: > **[Fundraiser for Washington florist who rejects gay marriage raises $90,000](https://www.latimes.com/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-washington-florist-go-fund-20150405-story.html)** > > A deluge of cash has flowed into an online crowd-funding account set up to support a Washington state florist who refused to provide flowers for a same-sex wedding. This flower shop got only 1/10th the funds! "We’re bigots too! Where’s our fucking pizza money? Come on conservative bigots! You get $1M! And you get $1M! And you get $1M! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friggen-amazing-support-for-memories-pizza/716750/82 "2015-04-08T16:08:18Z")
My strategy of not giving a shit whether gay people get married has, like most of my financial decisions, failed to pay off. I do disapprove of adult-toddler marriage… that’s kinda bigoted, right? I’d even refuse to bake them a bouquet of cake-flowers, because it goes against my completely secular belief that 2-year-olds shouldn’t get married. Come on, someone throw me a bone here! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friggen-amazing-support-for-memories-pizza/716750/83 "2015-04-08T18:03:09Z")
Okay, guys. Here’s my plan. We all get together and open a pizza shop. We announce we won’t serve gay customers, then shut down because of all the death threats we got. (Regardless of whether we get any actual death threats.) Open up a GoFundMe and rake in a couple hundred thousand dollars. Then we donate the lot of it to PFLAG. Who’s with me? ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friggen-amazing-support-for-memories-pizza/716750/84 "2015-04-08T18:06:28Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Okay, guys. Here’s my plan. We all get together and open a pizza shop. We announce we won’t serve gay customers, then shut down because of all the death threats we got. (Regardless of whether we get any actual death threats.) Open up a GoFundMe and rake in a couple hundred thousand dollars. > > Then we donate the lot of it to PFLAG. > > Who’s with me? I like it! Sadly for me but happily for this plan, I have the blank, vacant stare necessary to carry this off in interviews! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friggen-amazing-support-for-memories-pizza/716750/85 "2015-04-08T20:08:06Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Okay, guys. Here’s my plan. We all get together and open a pizza shop. We announce we won’t serve gay customers, then shut down because of all the death threats we got. (Regardless of whether we get any actual death threats.) Open up a GoFundMe and rake in a couple hundred thousand dollars. > > Then we donate the lot of it to PFLAG. > > Who’s with me? I was with up until that last bit. I’ve got debts to pay! ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friggen-amazing-support-for-memories-pizza/716750/86 "2015-04-08T20:46:12Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I was with up until that last bit. I’ve got debts to pay! Maybe you need to get your own pizza parlor scam business, Mr. Greedy! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friggen-amazing-support-for-memories-pizza/716750/87 "2015-04-08T20:49:39Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Okay, guys. Here’s my plan. We all get together and open a pizza shop. We announce we won’t serve gay customers, then shut down because of all the death threats we got. (Regardless of whether we get any actual death threats.) Open up a GoFundMe and rake in a couple hundred thousand dollars. > > Then we donate the lot of it to PFLAG. > > Who’s with me? [Daily show did it.](http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/y8z7vd/pizza-hate) Bit begins at about 1:40. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friggen-amazing-support-for-memories-pizza/716750/88 "2015-04-08T20:49:40Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > Maybe you need to get your own pizza parlor scam business, Mr. Greedy! I already tried promising not to sell pizzas for gay weddings. No money donated to me so far. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/friggen-amazing-support-for-memories-pizza/716750.md?page=4)