# Frikkin Mutant Cyclops Shark. No Frikkin Laser Beams from forehead. Newslink

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 14, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frikkin-mutant-cyclops-shark-no-frikkin-laser-beams-from-forehead-newslink/599678 "2011-10-14T22:16:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2011, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frikkin-mutant-cyclops-shark-no-frikkin-laser-beams-from-forehead-newslink/599678/1 "2011-10-14T22:16:11Z")

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One-eyed shark. Freakier than really necessary.

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A sad of of laser beams. A symbol of declining standards.  
I blame [del]Bush [/del] [del]Obama [/del] **TubaDiva**.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2011, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frikkin-mutant-cyclops-shark-no-frikkin-laser-beams-from-forehead-newslink/599678/2 "2011-10-15T01:24:16Z")

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Too bad it can’t borrow one from that 3-eyed cat.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/frikkin-mutant-cyclops-shark-no-frikkin-laser-beams-from-forehead-newslink/599678/3 "2011-10-15T03:13:55Z")

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That thing looks exactly like Mike Wazowski.