# Fritos

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritos/50999>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 20, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritos/50999 "2001-01-20T05:52:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritos/50999/21 "2001-01-20T23:24:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Max Torque \*  
> \*\*Yikes, there are people in the world who don’t know of the Frito pie? Those poor lost souls…
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> I generally use taco meat, because I’m pretty sensitive to spiciness, but that’s some yummy stuff. \*\*

Taco Meat… Good Idea 🙂

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritos/50999/22 "2001-01-20T23:26:59Z")

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It’s a pretty sad day when I see a thread titled “Fritos” and my first thought is “Oh no, not another ‘my feet smell like corn chips’ kind of thread”

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**Author:** ![beerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85e7bf/32.png) [@beerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beerman)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritos/50999/23 "2001-01-21T04:05:16Z")

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mmmmmm…fritos  
does anyone remember the frito bandito?  
not a real pc kinda character

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**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritos/50999/24 "2001-01-21T19:42:58Z")

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I like Cheez Doodles and the Planter’s cheese balls.

And Martha (turn that abandoned car into 21,436 wind chimes) Stewart is the Antichrist. If she tried to tell me which fork to use, I’d jam it in her forehead.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritos/50999/25 "2001-01-21T20:09:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by beerman \*  
> \*\*mmmmmm…fritos  
> does anyone remember the frito bandito?  
> not a real pc kinda character \*\*

The answer should pop up soon in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=56502) thread.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritos/50999/26 "2001-01-21T21:03:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by woodstockbirdybird \*  
> \*\*Yeah, **oldscratch** , that’s what I’m talking about.
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> Fritos? Gotta go with Cheetos, myself. Nothing like a thick layer of neon orange crap all over your fingers when you’re done with 'em. I call this buildup “moon dust”, seeing as how the moon’s made of cheese and all. I’m retarded. \*\*

You mean “cheese turd”?

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**Author:** ![Schoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Schoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Schoir)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritos/50999/27 "2001-01-21T21:17:14Z")

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I like to use Fritos Scoops in picante sauce. My wife thinks I’m weird and that picante sauce is more appropriate for tortilla chips.

I say, they’re both made from corn, right?

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**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritos/50999/28 "2001-01-21T22:25:35Z")

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Frito’s Chili and Scoops! I love that stuff, even if it is just a cheap marketing ploy (packaging two things together that you could buy cheaper and in greater quantity separately).

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**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritos/50999/29 "2001-01-21T23:04:53Z")

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2 slices of Oscar Mayer bologna on buttered Wonder bread, then put a layer of Fritos between the two bologna slices. The ultimate comfort food.

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**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritos/50999/30 "2001-01-22T05:17:07Z")

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[cartman]

I love cheezy poofs, I love cheezy poofs…

[/cartman]

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