# Fritz equal 💩 what's the origin of that slang?

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**Created:** [October 22, 2021, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritz-equal-whats-the-origin-of-that-slang/953002 "2021-10-22T15:40:03Z")\
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I’ve heard people say “took a fritz” instead of crap. Fritz sounds less offensive. I usually hear it used when people are talking about their dog.

What’s the slang origin?

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Are you sure that this is accurate? I can WAG as to the etymology of such a thing (German scatological pornography is a common meme) but in trying to look up the slang I’m not really finding anything about its existence, let alone origin. “Fritz” is an old term for “German person” going back many decades, and is often considered derogatory, but I haven’t seen it used as slang for defecation.

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My naive guess would be that it sounds vaguely like “shit”. I’ve never heard it, though.

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Also used to mean something going haywire. Like my icemaker is on the fritz, but the fridge is fine.

In this case I think it simply rhymes with shits. Never heard it used in this manner, but why not.

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> [@Si\_Amigo](#):
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> Like my icemaker is on the fritz, but the fridge is fine

Oh I still use it that way, though I never made the connection between the term and the German given name. I hope it’s not a slur, I had never thought of that. Hmm.

> [@Si\_Amigo](#):
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> In this case I think it simply rhymes with shits.

That’s common with English Cockney, where a rhyme is substituted for the original word or phrase, so that would make sense. But again I don’t think it’s common usage so the OP’s question is somewhat invalid. (At least as far as I can tell, I might be wrong.)

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I didn’t realize it sort of rhymes with shits. I guess the guy on youtube was trying to say his dog, did his business, more nicely.

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Oh I still use it that way, though I never made the connection between the term and the German given name. I hope it’s not a slur, I had never thought of that. Hmm.

I assume ‘fritz’ is used because it sounds like an electrical problem (arcing, for example).

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It has to be from WWII just like Tojo was used. There are various patriotic posters that use Fritz to indicate the German enemy.

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Skip to 4:34 he says you gonna push out a fritz. It may just be slang he uses.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/vl0kZMXQOOc/hqdefault.jpg "day in the life of a real working dog") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl0kZMXQOOc)

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**Post date:** [October 22, 2021, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fritz-equal-whats-the-origin-of-that-slang/953002/10 "2021-10-22T16:31:37Z")

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While this doesn’t appear to be an in-depth etymological evaluation, this article does talk about the uncertainty of the origin of using “fritz” as a synonym for “malfunction”:

> **[Chrysti the Wordsmith: Broken, malfunctioning things are 'on the Fritz' or...](https://www.bozemandailychronicle.com/local-events/chrysti/chrysti-the-wordsmith-broken-malfunctioning-things-are-on-the-fritz-or-on-the-blink/article_caa559fd-0b52-58bf-9486-13308b110209.html)**
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> When something is broken or malfunctioning and in need of repair, we often say it’s “on the Fritz” — or “on the blink,” another slangy expression that works just as

For what it’s worth, [Wiktionary](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/on_the_fritz) suggests that it could be related to the German given name or onomatopoeia as you propose.

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> I guess the guy on youtube was trying to say his dog, did his business, more nicely.

So your source for it being slang is that a guy said it one time on YouTube. That tracks.

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Given its similarity to ‘on the blink’, I’ll believe the latter.

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> So your source for it being slang is that a guy said it one time on YouTube. That tracks

I grew up in the same area of Massachusetts. Steve lives and works around Dartmouth, MA. I really enjoy this guy’s accent and slang because it reminds me of my childhood.

Steve also says let err rip potato chip when his dog is pooping. He’s a colorful guy. I watch his plumbing channel regularly.

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The first post you made in opening this thread implied you’d heard this from more than one person rather than one guy once, in a YouTube video.

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I’ve heard Steve use it pretty often when his dog takes a dump. The dog rides in his work van and sometimes he let’s it out for a potty break.

Fritz sparked a memory for me. I can’t say for sure if I heard it before. I may have since I spent my early childhood near where Steve lives.

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> [@aceplace57](#):
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> I’ve heard Steve use it pretty often when his dog takes a dump.

Have you ever heard anyone _other than that one guy_ use “fritz” in this way? Or, does “I can’t say for sure if I heard it before” answer that question?

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I can’t remember any other person using fritz. It sounded familiar and may be a regional expression.

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In the OP you clearly stated that you’ve heard “people” (plural) say this, and qualified it with a “usually” seemingly to indicate multiple experiences of this being used as some sort of common slang. That’s different than one guy in an internet video using his own idiosyncratic language. Lots of people make up their own euphemisms. Why not ask the question, then, whether this is a widespread euphemism rather than assume and act like it is?

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I should have phrased the question more carefully.

It sounds so familiar and natural an expression. That may just be my memories from childhood.

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> That’s common with English Cockney

Not quite. The point about rhyming slang is that it uses a phrase, of which you _don’t_ say the word that rhymes. You may sometimes hear “That’s a load of old pony”[_understood to include_ “and trap”= guess what]. But I don’t think that’s used to refer to the actual bodily function.

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