# From Green Lantern's mouth to Kid Flash's ear: super-hero advice **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 13, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-green-lanterns-mouth-to-kid-flashs-ear-super-hero-advice/360606 "2006-06-13T19:46:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Happy\_Clam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3bc359/32.png) [@Happy\_Clam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Clam)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-green-lanterns-mouth-to-kid-flashs-ear-super-hero-advice/360606/41 "2006-06-15T10:50:55Z")
[QUOTE=Love Rhombus] Harvey Dent: Just don’t come to Gotham. Ever. **Or I’ll kill you.** Possibly. [/QUOTE] Nah, Harvey would never say that! Nice guy, Harvey. Two-Face, on the other hand… ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-green-lanterns-mouth-to-kid-flashs-ear-super-hero-advice/360606/42 "2006-06-15T16:25:09Z")
**JC - Superstar** : They can deny you all they want, just don’t let them kiss you on the cheek ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-green-lanterns-mouth-to-kid-flashs-ear-super-hero-advice/360606/43 "2006-06-15T16:49:47Z")
Lobo: In the grand scheme of things, it’s best to have no superiors and damn few equals. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-green-lanterns-mouth-to-kid-flashs-ear-super-hero-advice/360606/44 "2006-06-15T21:24:27Z")
[QUOTE=simster] **JC - Superstar** : They can deny you all they want, just don’t let them kiss you on the cheek [/QUOTE] I don’t think Jesus counts as a super-hero. Super-star, maybe, but he doesn’t fight crime. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-green-lanterns-mouth-to-kid-flashs-ear-super-hero-advice/360606/45 "2006-06-16T03:16:50Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] I don’t think Jesus counts as a super-hero. Super-star, maybe, but he doesn’t fight crime. [/QUOTE] While I don’t choose to debate you, he did run out the money changers! He will (eventually) return to fight evil and place his arch-nemises into jail! What more of a super-hero does he need to be? What, prey tell, is your definition of ‘Super Hero’ ? and please, don’t tell me that they must exist only in the minds of men! It was meant tounge in cheek… ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-green-lanterns-mouth-to-kid-flashs-ear-super-hero-advice/360606/46 "2006-06-16T13:15:15Z")
[QUOTE=simster] While I don’t choose to debate you, he did run out the money changers! He will (eventually) return to fight evil and place his arch-nemises into jail! What more of a super-hero does he need to be? What, prey tell, is your definition of ‘Super Hero’ ? and please, don’t tell me that they must exist only in the minds of men! It was meant tounge in cheek… [/QUOTE] And he was a member of the Super Best Friends. Oliver Queen (Green Arrow) - It doesn’t matter whether you have the world’s most recognizable beard, or that your mask is smaller than Madonna’s latest outfit, no one will ever figure out your secret identity. ---
**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-green-lanterns-mouth-to-kid-flashs-ear-super-hero-advice/360606/47 "2006-07-24T18:54:21Z")
[QUOTE=Skald the Rhymer] I don’t think Jesus counts as a super-hero. Super-star, maybe, but he doesn’t fight crime. [/QUOTE] Does it count if he [hunts vampires](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361/)? [slaps chest twice]Body of Christ! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-green-lanterns-mouth-to-kid-flashs-ear-super-hero-advice/360606.md?page=2)