# From now on, can we just do this when Carol Stream shows up? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 28, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273 "2009-11-28T22:07:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/1 "2009-11-28T22:07:29Z")
Here’s how it should go down, in my opinion: [QUOTE=A thread about whatever] Blah blah blah, people talking about stuff. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Carol Stream] Look at me! I am shitting in your thread! LALAAAA! Shit shit shit! Yay! All of you suck and I am awesome! [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=_One_ person in the thread] Point and laugh at **Carol Stream** [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Everyone else in the fucking thread] Moves the fuck on with the thread [/QUOTE] Would this really be so hard? Just to laugh at her clear mental illnesses and inferiority complex one time and then move on? Why do people still feed her need to be looked at? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/2 "2009-11-28T22:12:37Z")
Uhm… I’m not even sure how to respond to this. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/3 "2009-11-28T22:19:14Z")
OP reported for editing quote tags. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/4 "2009-11-28T22:31:53Z")
[Modding] **Little Bird** , please do not attribute words to other posters using the quote tags. No warning issued. [/Modding] ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/5 "2009-11-28T22:32:13Z")
[QWOTE]I am SPARTACUS![/QWOTE] ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/6 "2009-11-28T22:34:12Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > [Modding] > > **Little Bird** , please do not attribute words to other posters using the quote tags. > > No warning issued. > > [/Modding] Heh. I didn’t actually even report it. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/7 "2009-11-28T22:45:25Z")
This thread just started, and is already hilarious!. A+ ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/8 "2009-11-28T22:57:06Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > Heh. I didn’t actually even report it. You’re enough of an asshole that I saw no reason to doubt your word. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/9 "2009-11-28T23:00:14Z")
I pit her back in July for being herself too. [Similar pit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=525042) Just glad she was finally warned and punished, a little. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/10 "2009-11-28T23:02:04Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > You’re enough of an asshole that I saw no reason to doubt your word. The only thing I have to say to you is: Two mice fell in a bucket of cream A desperate fate, a struggle met The white flow a soft cold dream That pulled them down, a nightmare threat. One mouse drowned, a life submit The other thrashed, he wouldn’t quit His life was his, and strongly earned All the cream to butter, churned. I’ve earned your faith, a job, a house, As the mouse crawled out, to live his life. I’ve earned the love of my son and wife. I stand before you; I am that mouse. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/11 "2009-11-28T23:08:36Z")
Hey, that’s hilarious, like that movie! Who wrote that? ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2009, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/12 "2009-11-28T23:45:51Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > The only thing I have to say to you is: > > Two mice fell in a bucket of cream > A desperate fate, a struggle met > The white flow a soft cold dream > That pulled them down, a nightmare threat. > One mouse drowned, a life submit > The other thrashed, he wouldn’t quit > His life was his, and strongly earned > All the cream to butter, churned. > I’ve earned your faith, a job, a house, > As the mouse crawled out, to live his life. > I’ve earned the love of my son and wife. > I stand before you; I am that mouse. Out of curiosity, how’s your cholesterol what with all that cream and butter swimming you’ve done. And what of the bucket of cream now turned mouse butter? There’s a surprise at breakfast. Go to get some cream for the morning coffee only to find butter where the cream was and mousey bits all over it. No kinda way to start a day. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/13 "2009-11-29T00:01:54Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > OP reported for editing quote tags. _Bravissimo_ — a truly exquisite lawyerly act. I mean this seriously. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/14 "2009-11-29T00:16:28Z")
Man, you two are douchebags. Now then, back to the OP which roughly reads: "People shouldn’t pay attention to Carol Stream. XOXO, The Person Who Wrote an Entire Thread About Carol Stream." Maybe it’s not bad that this has been immediately derailed. Good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/15 "2009-11-29T00:18:11Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Man, you two are douchebags. Thank you. So, uh… what are you doing later? (Besides me?) ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/16 "2009-11-29T00:18:46Z")
Yer mom! _Oooh, burn!_ ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/17 "2009-11-29T00:20:40Z")
I’m not sure if I should horrified… _or aroused…_ ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/18 "2009-11-29T00:42:44Z")
This thread is turning out to be much more entertaining than it should be. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/19 "2009-11-29T02:16:01Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Man, you two are douchebags. Now then, back to the OP which roughly reads: > > "People shouldn’t pay attention to Carol Stream. > > XOXO, > The Person Who Wrote an Entire Thread About Carol Stream." > > Maybe it’s not bad that this has been immediately derailed. Good stuff. I’m pretty sure the point of my thread was “People should point and laugh at Carol Stream, and then get on with their lives and not try to engage her in any type of discourse since she is obviously a troll.” But whatevs. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273/20 "2009-11-29T02:27:52Z")
Well you did ask “Why do people still feed her need to be looked at?” Maybe you can answer that. To point out how much we need to laugh at her? You also seemed to say the eventual goal was for everyone to move the fuck on. Maybe this thread is part of the move-the-fuck-on process. Sure, fair enough, birdy. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-now-on-can-we-just-do-this-when-carol-stream-shows-up/519273.md?page=2)