# From The Front Lines Of The "War on Christians"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-front-lines-of-the-war-on-christians/350474>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 29, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-front-lines-of-the-war-on-christians/350474 "2006-03-29T22:57:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-front-lines-of-the-war-on-christians/350474/101 "2006-04-04T19:54:05Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> I swear to Og, O’Reilly’s so-called No-Spin Zone keeps MY head spinning. He can go from raving lunatic (see “War on Christmas”) to actually sounding reasonable (see above) with no discernable turnaround period…

It all makes sense if you realize he’s just a right-wing nutjob with short bouts of normalicy. He needs _something_ to keep his veneer of “impartiality” going.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-front-lines-of-the-war-on-christians/350474/102 "2006-04-06T13:13:26Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> There is no more war on christians. Billy O’Reilly admitted it yesterday in an interview. No one’s being oppressed by screaming hordes of God haters anymore.

We’re just taking a breather! Come on, ya slackers! Once more unto the breach! Down Christ! Piss in his fonts and fuck on his altars!

[crickets]

Anybody?

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-front-lines-of-the-war-on-christians/350474/103 "2006-04-06T15:56:38Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> We’re just taking a breather! Come on, ya slackers! Once more unto the breach! Down Christ! Piss in his fonts and fuck on his altars!
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> [crickets]
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> Anybody?

Come on ya yeller bastards! I’ll bite yer legs off! 😃

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