# From The Not Surprise, but Still Disappointing" File..

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 14, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-not-surprise-but-still-disappointing-file/757319 "2016-06-14T02:11:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-not-surprise-but-still-disappointing-file/757319/1 "2016-06-14T02:11:21Z")

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Geraldo scolds Orlando victims: “For God’s sakes, fight back!”

The Pulse Shooting is/was a false flag operation, so Obuma can take our guns.

ION:Nepal Earthquake was fake. Rubble doesn’t look real.

:(:mad:☹

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**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-not-surprise-but-still-disappointing-file/757319/2 "2016-06-14T02:18:19Z")

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Seriously?

Do you have a link? Not that I doubt the bulbous-nosed vulgarian said it. I just like watching morons say moronic things.

No wonder Vonnegut was displeased to have him as a son in law.

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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-not-surprise-but-still-disappointing-file/757319/3 "2016-06-14T02:24:15Z")

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[Geraldo scolds Orlando victims: “For God’s sakes, fight back!”](http://boingboing.net/2016/06/13/geraldo-scolds-orlando-victims.html)

There is a video on that site, but I can’t watch it (old computer), I just read the story below it.

ETA: Just figured out your name, cute.

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**Author:** ![Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/4af34b/32.png) [@Zeke\_N.Destroi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeke_N.Destroi)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-not-surprise-but-still-disappointing-file/757319/4 "2016-06-14T03:06:32Z")

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Jumping Jesus on a roller-skate! That’s even more fucking retarded than I imagined.

First Geraldo doubles the body count and then berates the victims for not fighting back during a reload. He didn’t say anything about the couple of hours when they were locked in a bathroom with the guy after the shooting stopped.

Then fucking gadget on the right segues to monkey in the middle telling him to plug his upcoming show - classy.

Then back to Geraldo claiming it is going to go from guns to bombs to weapons of mass destruction. Holy fuck words fail me (and if you’ve read many of my other posts you’ll see that’s rare.)

[Fight back motherfucker](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1KT1QoSCT8&t=1m6s)

ETA Thanks for the name thing 🙂

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**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-not-surprise-but-still-disappointing-file/757319/5 "2016-06-14T17:15:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Published on Jun 12, 2016
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> The Orlando Florida gay nightclub attack which killed 50 was a staged attack to give the Satanic Illuminati more power!  
> Watch as this video goes through the many ways that this could have been a FALSE FLAG HOAX all to push their evil NEW OWRLD ORDER AGENDAS! THIS IS A MUST SEE VIDEO!  
> _ **DOTS CONNECT 100 PERCENT STAGED EVENTS** _\*  
> America’s most deadly mass shooting!

C&P from a YouTube video description.

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This thread isn’t meant to be just about the Orlando Shooting. What other things would you put in **“The Not Surprise, but Still Disappointing”** File?

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/from-the-not-surprise-but-still-disappointing-file/757319/6 "2016-06-14T18:16:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> a staged attack to give the Satanic Illuminati more power!

Not to be confused with the Christian or Jewish illuminati of course.
