From the "point and laugh" department

Well, both sexes are equipped for it.

Magnets, huh. I cite the much earlier philosophical research conducted at the University of Newcastle-upon-Tyne, where the final thesis ran “Why man, ye canna mek a hot dog with twa buns and nee sossij”.

autofellatio

Really, Newcastle? I would have pegged that as a Scottish accent, not Geordie.

Is Mad magazine an international journal?

There’s always the Journal of Irreproducible Results.

I think a more accurate vernacular would be “Why-I man, ye cannae mek an ‘ot dog wit’ tay buns and nee sossie”."

but maybe that’s a Bratford/Geordie cross

It’s like this. When a mommy magnet and a daddy magnet love each other very much, they have a very special way of hugging…

Allow the tailpipe to cool first.

Reminds me of an episode of “Tosh.0”…

magnetic coupling.

Hush up! Children can be reading this! :smack:

What, do you want then to grow up to be monopoles?

In the interest of science I tried to replicate these finding with a couple of magnets at my house and apparently my magnets are really into 69.

But currents flowing in the same direction in parallel wires will cause the wires to move together. Like attracts.

Wait, can’t you create a magnet with moving electrical charge? How does this fit into the whole theory?

I think the Right Hand Rule is applicable in that case.

Outside of external forces, two objects will be drawn together due to gravitational forces.

Therefore, anything goes between two people if nobody else is getting in the way.

Where’s my doctorate?

Hence the euphemism AC/DC.

I’d say bisexual instead of intersex, since he’s [del]obsessed with[/del] focused on sexual attraction.