# Fruit Riddles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruit-riddles/712784>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 16, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruit-riddles/712784 "2015-02-16T02:53:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruit-riddles/712784/21 "2015-02-18T21:12:32Z")

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Why did the banana go out with the fig?

Because he couldn’t get a date.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruit-riddles/712784/22 "2015-02-19T01:00:04Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> 1. What is green on the outside and with lots of small green balls on the inside when you open it up?

I dunno, but it’s crawling up the back of your neck and it’s starting to open up.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruit-riddles/712784/23 "2015-02-19T01:01:28Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> 1. What is long and white or green and comes in the spring?

John Barleyporn.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruit-riddles/712784/24 "2015-02-19T01:02:34Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> 1. What fruit is always sour?

Barney Frank.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruit-riddles/712784/25 "2015-02-19T01:03:36Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> 1. Which do you use at Halloween?

Barney Frank.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruit-riddles/712784/26 "2015-02-19T01:06:25Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> 1. What is big and white on the inside, but green on the outside?

The Seasick Marshmallow Man.

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruit-riddles/712784/27 "2015-02-19T15:44:45Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> 1. What is the only vegetable that will make you cry?

Christopher Reeve

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> 1. What fruit is always sour?

Perez Hilton

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