Fruit Riddles

[Thudlow_Boink]

Why did the banana go out with the fig?

Because he couldn’t get a date.

[BrainGlutton]

@drewtwo99

4. What is green on the outside and with lots of small green balls on the inside when you open it up?

I dunno, but it’s crawling up the back of your neck and it’s starting to open up.

[BrainGlutton]

@drewtwo99

2. What is long and white or green and comes in the spring?

John Barleyporn.

[BrainGlutton]

@drewtwo99

7. What fruit is always sour?

Barney Frank.

[BrainGlutton]

@drewtwo99

8. Which do you use at Halloween?

Barney Frank.

[BrainGlutton]

@drewtwo99

10. What is big and white on the inside, but green on the outside?

The Seasick Marshmallow Man.

[August_West]

@drewtwo99

5. What is the only vegetable that will make you cry?

Christopher Reeve

7. What fruit is always sour?

Perez Hilton