# Fruitcake Depository **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 27, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake-depository/42811 "2000-11-27T01:01:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake-depository/42811/21 "2000-11-28T13:13:30Z")
> [@](#): > > Better get ahold of some ex-lax just in case. Maybe you should get a fruitcake _suppository_ (he said, punning the title of this thread). 😃 ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake-depository/42811/22 "2000-11-28T13:24:45Z")
Um, bad news **fnord1966**. I had some friends over last night. The fruitcake did not survive the onslaught. (Vultures, all of them! There were bits of fruit flying everywhere! Oh, the humanity! Oh, the carnage!) I can send you the crumbs. (Fear not, I’m sure I am destined to be blessed with more fruitcakes. Heck, I have friends who gift me with zucchini during the summer.) ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake-depository/42811/23 "2000-11-28T16:44:54Z")
\*\*fnord1966 wrote: Aww, come on, there has to be more than 3 fruitcakes un the universe, I was at Costco day before yesterday and there was a table with about 300 on em on it. I just had to get 3 of them.\*\* Those fruit cakes are tricky things! If you multiply the square root of Heisenberg’s principle by the avg. of Plank’s constant and raise it to **N** th power of Special Relativity, you’ll get an idea of just how fast those fruit cakes are! ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake-depository/42811/24 "2000-11-28T17:01:15Z")
Hey fnord… if there’s any over flow I would be happy to store some of them for you… for a price of course. ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake-depository/42811/25 "2000-11-29T07:27:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Johnny L.A. \* > \*\*Maybe you should get a fruitcake _suppository_ (he said, punning the title of this thread). 😃 > \*\* I was thinking of using that title, It probably would have goten more views, but I didnt want it getting sidetracked into the Anal Insertion thread. ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake-depository/42811/26 "2000-12-02T17:52:07Z")
Bump. Hey, I only have one so far, help an illuminati out. ---
**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake-depository/42811/27 "2000-12-19T02:44:35Z")
Bump again, it seems my last bump didnt have much affect. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake-depository/42811/28 "2000-12-19T04:08:31Z")
I like fruitcake. I do not care how dry it is. I like fruitcake. Then again, I did go to boarding school for four years, so perhaps that explains it. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2000, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake-depository/42811/29 "2000-12-19T07:44:00Z")
I also like fruitcake. Don’t know why it gets such a bad rap, other than it doesn’t taste good once it’s old. (Well, what the hell food does? I don’t like tainted steak, either!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake-depository/42811.md?page=1)