# Fruitcake **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 1, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake/552329 "2010-09-01T23:56:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake/552329/21 "2010-09-03T17:03:19Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Maybe I’ll break down and try one of those monk-y fruitcakes this year. If you go through the hassle, treat yourself to some of the jam as well. I’m working through a jar of the wild thimbleberry and it’s amazingly good. And a warning on the fruitcakes - you must like liquor. The things are soaked in it. For those of us who imbibe, you’ll love it. But if you don’t like the taste of rum or brandy, you’re probably not going to like the fruitcake. And invite friends over as well. Hubby and I bought two slices on Monday, and I think there’s still a bit of one in the fridge. They’re very rich. ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake/552329/22 "2010-09-03T17:21:35Z")
I use lots of nuts, lots of fruit (mainly cherries) and just enough batter to hold it together. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake/552329/23 "2010-09-03T17:34:30Z")
> [@Pai325](#): > > I like fruit, I like nuts, and I love cake. So what’s the scoop on fruitcake? Good? Bad? Should I try some? I think Jim Gaffigan answered your question already. ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/-o-u4IwXkbE/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/-o-u4IwXkbE?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&start=257 ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake/552329/24 "2010-09-03T17:35:45Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > The only fruitcake I ever ate and didn’t want to spit out was an “Icebox Fruitcake” that Mama made from some recipe she found in a woman’s magazine of the era (50’s let’s say). It was a lot like the date-nut roll concoctions that were a cross between candy, cookies and cake. I don’t remember why or when she quit making them. Probably too much hassle. > > Grandmama was a fabulous cook otherwise, but her fruitcakes were worse than those Claxton (or the like) things you probably can still get mail order or in specialty places. That citron or candied fruit they use in them is disgusting to me. And the “cake” is like cardboard or styrofoam. > > I forget whose joke it was but whoever it was said there’s only one fruitcake and it gets passed along to somebody else each year. > > The only way I’ll even consider eating fruitcake nowadays is with a huge dollop of ice cream or a huge pile of whipped cream on top of it. Even then it’s normally vile. This may not be Mama’s exact recipe, but it’s close enough to give the overall idea: [http://projects.eveningedge.com/recipes/icebox-fruitcake/](http://projects.eveningedge.com/recipes/icebox-fruitcake/) Could be that week chilling time got Mama to quit fooling with it. But it was damn good eating! ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake/552329/25 "2010-09-03T17:52:36Z")
> [@filling\_pages](#): > > But add my voice to those who say to stay far, far away from the tinned/catalog version. Not the same beast at all. I’m not a connoisseur, but my grandmother used to order fruitcakes every year from The Collin Street Bakery in Texas. She won a number of converts with this tinned/catalog fruitcake, including my wife, though not me. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake/552329/26 "2010-09-03T18:11:11Z")
> [@Athena](#): > > I have in my refrigerator a few slices of fruitcake made by the monks [here](http://hunts-upguide.com/eagle_river_the_jampot.html). It is amazing - I’ve never tasted anything like it. Gooey and sweet and drenched in various liquors. Highly recommended. Damn you. 😉 They have at least one nut-free variety, maybe two (the Jamaican Black Cake doesn’t specifically say “no nuts” but the description doesn’t list them). Now I must purchase both. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake/552329/27 "2010-09-04T03:13:18Z")
> [@Athena](#): > > And a warning on the fruitcakes - you must like liquor. The things are soaked in it. For those of us who imbibe, you’ll love it. I specifically checked to make sure it contained sauce. 😉 And any 10-year-old bricks that don’t go to **needscoffee** can come to me. I’ll find ‘something’ to soak it in. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sehmket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Sehmket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sehmket)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake/552329/28 "2010-09-04T04:11:21Z")
My brother-in-law and I have been making Alton’s recipe every year for the past three years. We double the recipe, and then serve half at the annual holiday party, then half of what’s left, we intend to share at New Year’s, but the two of us devour by ourselves. The last quarter gets stashed in the freezer, receiving the occasional tiny dose of brandy until some point in the summer during which we’re feeling silly, and break it out with some ice cream, and a side of brandy. Warning, Alton’s recipe (especially the way we make it, in which we don’t so much spritz the brandy as, er… slosh) can be pretty potent in the booze department. It can also be pretty potent in the WALLET department - a hearty basket’s worth of ingredients, plus a few bottles of liquor… we’d never make it if we really added it up. But, it’s our sibling bonding time ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake/552329/29 "2010-09-04T04:26:59Z")
Most commercially made fruitcakes are made poorly, with the cheapest possible ingredients. Since this is what most people buy and receive and eat, most people have a very poor experience with fruitcakes. But a good fruitcake is a really nice thing, both to give and to receive. They are very rich and dense and flavorful. So yeah, what everyone else said. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2010, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake/552329/30 "2010-09-04T13:33:08Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > Most commercially made fruitcakes are made poorly, with the cheapest possible ingredients. Since this is what most people buy and receive and eat, most people have a very poor experience with fruitcakes. > > But a good fruitcake is a really nice thing, both to give and to receive. They are very rich and dense and flavorful. > > So yeah, what everyone else said. Not to dispute your statement, but as I mentioned above my Grandmother was an excellent and well-regarded cook in the small town she lived in, and was famous not just there for her peanut brittle and some other specialties. But either she imitated the recipes of the cakes that had that pasteboard texture and were overdone with citron (and maybe a bit too much of whatever booze she used – my guess is either rum or bourbon) or else she just didn’t veer enough away from the “standards” of Southern fruitcake tradition to make hers taste any better. I will say, in her defense, that all my uncles (Daddy included) raved on her fruitcakes. Not me and not my cousins. Maybe it was a generation thing, but we couldn’t stand that stuff. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fruitcake/552329.md?page=1)