# Fuck Alberta

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 23, 2021, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564 "2021-02-23T16:48:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/41 "2021-02-25T04:40:32Z")

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> [@K364](#):
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> Seriously, my point is that frustrating the production and distribution of fossil fuels without having an alternative in place will end up crippling the economy for the entire country… and how’s that going to help the development of alternative energy sources?

And my point is, there hasn’t been an economical argument in favor of Albertan Oil for years, almost decades now. Both the provincial and federal governments have been shoveling money, in one form or another, to the Albertan oil industry, and they keep laying people off, because even with that support, they can’t make a profit.

At this point, Alberta is like Newfies fishing in empty oceans, but without the jokes.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/42 "2021-02-27T01:56:53Z")

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Or the songs.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/43 "2021-02-27T02:05:36Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> At this point, Alberta is like Newfies fishing in empty oceans, but without the jokes.

Made me think of this Stan Rogers song:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/yMfwxWA14zo/hqdefault.jpg "The Idiot by Stan Rogers") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMfwxWA14zo)

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/44 "2021-02-27T14:11:53Z")

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I mean, Corb Lund is pretty awesome.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/45 "2021-02-27T18:26:32Z")

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Ok, and KD Lang and I was being a little facetious.😁 Then there’s this…[Alberta cuts postsecondary funding in new provincial budget - The Globe and Mail](https://www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alberta/article-alberta-cuts-postsecondary-funding-in-new-provincial-budget/)

These idiots are destroying this place.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/46 "2021-02-27T18:38:38Z")

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And more. [https://calgaryherald.com/news/politics/how-alberta-went-from-kleins-paid-in-full-years-to-record-debt-in-2021-budget](https://calgaryherald.com/news/politics/how-alberta-went-from-kleins-paid-in-full-years-to-record-debt-in-2021-budget)

But it’s all the NDP’s fault…right.

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/47 "2021-02-27T19:20:11Z")

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Now you made me cry.

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**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/48 "2021-02-27T20:54:51Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> I mean, Corb Lund is pretty awesome.

One of my favourites, and I’m an Ontario liberal. Stan Rogers and k.d. lang are great as well.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/49 "2021-02-27T21:25:44Z")

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> [@swampspruce](#):
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> But it’s all the NDP’s fault…right.

Well, to be fair, many in Alberta blame Trudeau.

Of course, they also blame him for the weather, for starting World War 1 and for when they stepped on a nail last Thursday. Trudeau is evil that way.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/50 "2021-02-27T22:22:03Z")

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Come on, it’s objectively true that starting WWI was one of the most evil things in history.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/51 "2021-02-27T22:28:33Z")

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But they didn’t start the fi-re.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2021, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/52 "2021-02-28T17:23:09Z")

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Yeah, but Gavril Princip was obviously from Ontario…

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/53 "2021-03-01T23:28:04Z")

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8 posts were split to a new topic: [BrendanWong trolling posts](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brendanwong-trolling-posts/934077)

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/61 "2021-03-01T23:29:49Z")

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A post was merged into an existing topic: [BrendanWong trolling posts](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brendanwong-trolling-posts/934077/9)

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/62 "2021-03-01T23:30:41Z")

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A bunch of troll posts and replies were removed. Please don’t feed the trolls.

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/63 "2021-03-01T23:34:53Z")

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Awww. Shucks. 👍

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/64 "2021-03-01T23:38:57Z")

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I miss something?

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/65 "2021-03-01T23:53:28Z")

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Apparently Brendan’s posts were teleported to the Mod Zone, surrounded by an impenetrable energy barrier that only mods can traverse.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/66 "2021-03-01T23:58:25Z")

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Yeah, he and his posts were sent to the Cornfield. I actually haven’t seen such a juvenile troll in quite a while.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/67 "2021-03-02T15:32:14Z")

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Just go read the comments section of the National (com)Post. That’s where they breed them.

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