# Fuck Alberta

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 23, 2021, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564 "2021-02-23T16:48:15Z")\
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**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2021, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-alberta/933564/12 "2021-02-24T15:23:14Z")

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I’ve consulted my fellow Albertans and we’ve decided to turn off the taps to you impertinent ingrates.

Granting some mercy, we give you fair warning of what lies ahead for you:

day one - your houses are getting cold (or hot and humid if you live in southern Ontario)  
day two - grocery stores no longer have fresh produce as delivery trucks have no diesel  
day three - all fast food restaurants close down  
day four - people notice that Amazon deliveries are no longer showing up on their doorsteps  
day five - Walmart shelves are getting pretty bare  
day six - plastic production plants shut down. 99.99% of manufactured goods cannot be made anymore.  
day seven - everybody’s cars have run out of gas so they just sit at home in the dark. However your bicycles have free reign on the city streets.

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