# Fuck all y'all

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 12, 2016, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596 "2016-11-12T06:00:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/1 "2016-11-12T06:00:57Z")

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Just kidding. 😉

No matter how much some of you seemed to relish firing at me with both barrels, then reloading and torching me again, I had fun battling with you in the arena. Not sure if I’ll ever be back here again, but I’ll see many of you, I’m sure, in the more genteel environs of MPSIMS, Cafe Society, and GQ.

Peace out.

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**NB:** _As of Friday, Nov. 11, 2016 at 11:59 p.m. CST, I’m unsubscribing from all political threads and will no longer participate in discussions in the Elections board, nor in political discussions in the Pit or MPSIMS. If you reply to a political post of mine after that point, I will not see it; please do not PM me to try to pull me back in to the debate. Thanks!_

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/2 "2016-11-12T06:06:24Z")

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Lamest suicide-by-mod attempt ever.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/3 "2016-11-12T06:16:08Z")

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No, don’t go. How will we tell you how we really feel about you?

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/4 "2016-11-12T06:21:17Z")

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Did we forget about Dre?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/5 "2016-11-12T08:01:26Z")

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Is the OP one of those Trump-gloaters? I’ve honestly lost track, and by now they must be feeling the pressure to outdo each other with displays of how little they care about the opinions of the board’s liberals. They REALLY REALLY REALLY want to impress upon everybody how indifferent they are.  
On examination, I see he’s not. Oh, well…

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/6 "2016-11-12T13:19:17Z")

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PM sent.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/7 "2016-11-12T13:26:04Z")

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At least you had the stamina to spend a day spamming the board from your fainting couch before you checked out (looks like at least 20 posts with that drama queen crap at the end). That must have taken a lot of bravery. Have fun with your 9.99th percentile club.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/8 "2016-11-12T13:33:45Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Is the OP one of those Trump-gloaters? I’ve honestly lost track, and by now they must be feeling the pressure to outdo each other with displays of how little they care about the opinions of the board’s liberals. They REALLY REALLY REALLY want to impress upon everybody how indifferent they are.  
> On examination, I see he’s not. Oh, well…

I noticed a lot of them started coming out of the woodwork the instant Trump was declared the winner, some of which hadn’t posted at all the entire election season. And several other Dopers that I had formerly respected simply revealed their true colors.

My ignore list has grown a fair bit since Tuesday.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/9 "2016-11-12T13:40:52Z")

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Bye Felicia!

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/10 "2016-11-12T15:20:22Z")

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> [@SlackerInc](#):
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> J **NB:** _As of Friday, Nov. 11, 2016 at 11:59 p.m. CST, I’m unsubscribing from all political threads and will no longer participate in discussions in the Elections board, nor in political discussions in the Pit or MPSIMS. If you reply to a political post of mine after that point, I will not see it; please do not PM me to try to pull me back in to the debate. Thanks!_

N.B.: You needn’t worry about that.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/11 "2016-11-12T15:32:27Z")

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I want to congratulate the OP for using the plural of y’all correctly, unlike most of you illiterate yankee/west coast liberal bastards around here.

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/12 "2016-11-12T15:35:50Z")

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> [@SlackerInc](#):
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> **NB:** _As of Friday, Nov. 11, 2016 at 11:59 p.m. CST, I’m unsubscribing from all political threads and will no longer participate in discussions in the Elections board, nor in political discussions in the Pit or MPSIMS. If you reply to a political post of mine after that point, I will not see it; please do not PM me to try to pull me back in to the debate. Thanks!_

I’m devastated. Devastated, I tell you!

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**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/13 "2016-11-12T15:44:14Z")

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Point of order from a Southern pedant: “y’all” is always plural. We don’t really refer to (or torward) an individual as “y’all”. 'Cause we’d sound like an idiot.

When you see a Southerner talking to one person and saying “y’all” we’re referring to them and their respective relevant group. Usually their folks or friends, sometimes their alma mater or organization.

“All y’all” is the plural of _that_. 😉

It’s like “all you assholes and your huntin’ dogs too!”

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/14 "2016-11-12T16:33:59Z")

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So we can say “fuck you” to other posters in the Pit now, as long as it’s in the thread title? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/15 "2016-11-12T17:01:05Z")

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We think very highly of ourselves, don’t we?

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/16 "2016-11-12T17:03:27Z")

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Some of y’all do…

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/17 "2016-11-12T17:04:47Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> So we can say “fuck you” to other posters in the Pit now, as long as it’s in the thread title? :dubious:

Well you could report it and force Miller to come in and say “no warning issued” like he does every single time this rule gets broken. But the OP was just joking so probably not worth it.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/18 "2016-11-12T17:55:43Z")

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> [@CarnalK](#):
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> Well you could report it and force Miller to come in and say “no warning issued” like he does every single time this rule gets broken. But the OP was just joking so probably not worth it.

Reported.

Whoops, withdrawn.

I thought whinging was specifically listed, but turns out I was wrong.

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**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/19 "2016-11-12T18:36:50Z")

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> [@Lord\_Feldon](#):
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> At least you had the stamina to spend a day spamming the board from your fainting couch before you checked out (looks like at least 20 posts with that drama queen crap at the end). That must have taken a lot of bravery. Have fun with your 9.99th percentile club.

Its Tardgasm that has been the real drama Queen post election. Slacks…living up to his name…is simply a drama Princess.

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**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2016, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-yall/771596/20 "2016-11-12T19:16:10Z")

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Great thread title … I endorse this Pitting 100% …

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