# Fuck all you warmongering pieces of shit

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [June 22, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962 "2025-06-22T01:26:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
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…and the Pentagon says we’ve set them back a matter of months, which means that every argument in this thread supporting US intervention is null and void. Feel free to begin again.  
[US strikes set Iran’s nuclear program back a few months, Pentagon assessment says](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/us-strikes-set-iran-s-nuclear-program-back-a-few-months-pentagon-assessment-says/ar-AA1HlKZE?ocid=msedgntp&pc=DCTS&cvid=7fbb0eec76664cd982af5116c97bd32b&ei=11)

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
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I’m still editing

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/323 "2025-06-24T23:23:46Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> If I hated everyone who isn’t Israeli or Jewish this much, you’d think I’d do that _now_…

Well, it’s 104 degrees outside.

So, do you slather on sunblock or mustard…?

https://www.youtube.com/embed/aME0qvhZ37o?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=RDaME0qvhZ37o

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/324 "2025-06-24T23:27:39Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> and if we judge peoples by their governments, they aren’t the nicest people.

I’ve been to Iran. They literally are the nicest people in the world. They hate their government too.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/325 "2025-06-24T23:43:13Z")

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> [@Johanna](#):
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> I’ve been to Iran. They literally are the nicest people in the world. They hate their government too.

Ben Affleck, when he made that movie, said that his ‘then wife’ Jennifer Garner was literally the embodiment of Iran. I’ve never been to Iran, but Jennifer Garner drove past me once… and she was a bitch.

Who knows? Maybe someday she’ll find some manners and a smile. But if she does, it’ll probably be for the money.

You’d have me to go to Persia looking for a [smile](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyZiIuMufTA)? Really ?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/326 "2025-06-24T23:44:41Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> …raging hate boner…

1. Best Sex Ever!
2. Band Name!
3. Miss those days…

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/327 "2025-06-24T23:51:51Z")

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I have no idea what movie you’re referring to. I don’t know who Jennifer Garner is, let alone what significance she might have. I’m saying from personal experience the people in Iran are the nicest and politest people I’ve ever met, and I’ve been around the world. Your post is just so much irrelevant nonsense to me. Not sure why you even bothered.

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/328 "2025-06-25T00:07:10Z")

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Argo, I would assume. Decent popcorn actioner, if you don’t care too much about historical accuracy. Won an Oscar, inexplicably.  
[Argo (2012 film) - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argo_(2012_film))

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/329 "2025-06-25T01:35:15Z")

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Johanna, this is Ben Affleck.

> **[List of awards and nominations received by Ben Affleck | Major industry awards](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_awards_and_nominations_received_by_Ben_Affleck#Major_industry_awards)**
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> The Academy Awards, also known as The Oscars, is a set of awards given annually by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences to recognize excellence in cinematic achievements.

He has been in a number of movies. His movie ‘Argo’ won best picture in 2013. It was about rescuing the American embassy hostages in Iran.

This is his ex-wife, who at the time he described as being his idea of what Iran was like in 1979.

> **[Jennifer Garner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Garner)**
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> Jennifer Anne Garner (born April 17, 1972) is an American actress. Born in Houston, Texas and raised in Charleston, West Virginia, Garner studied theater at Denison University and began acting as an understudy for the Roundabout Theatre Company in New York City. She had a starring role on the Fox teen drama series Time of Your Life (1999–2000), and supporting roles in the films Pearl Harbor (2001) and Catch Me If You Can (2002). 
> Garner rose to fame in the 2000s for playing the secret agent S...

I don’t know why he said it, but he did say it.

As for what is/isn’t irrelevant nonsense to you… well I don’t know you very well. Most of the people I know don’t vacation in Iran. You do. Maybe Iran doesn’t have the best cable reception ( but how would I know? ) .

As for bother… bother is for people with common points of reference. I’m happy to let my conversation with you lapse given that we have none.

Good Night…!

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
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It’s like you’re having a stroke and someone is taking it down as dictation and posting it on the Dope.

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/331 "2025-06-25T02:25:24Z")

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Jennifer Garner is _completely_ irrelevant to the topic. My personal experience with the Iranian people (which was not on vacation, but professional travel) is relevant. Your response was more nonsense.

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**Author:** ![DemonTree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demontree/32/8646_2.png) [@DemonTree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DemonTree)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/332 "2025-06-25T08:45:13Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> As opposed to Hitler, like yourself. If you had the power you’d probably kill every human being on Earth outside the borders of Israel, and every non-Jew inside its borders. Because everyone who isn’t a carbon copy of you is a _threat_ and has to be killed “in self defense”.

Roflmao. Being so very wrong about another person is kind of impressive.

But then, you are always assuming the worst of everyone. This quote seems relevant:

“Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us.”

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/333 "2025-06-25T10:25:47Z")

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> [@DemonTree](#):
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> Roflmao. Being so very wrong about another person is kind of impressive.

And why am I “wrong”? Because _you_ don’t like his favored targets for genocide?

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/334 "2025-06-25T11:52:20Z")

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> [@outlierrn](#):
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> …and the Pentagon says we’ve set them back a matter of months, which means that every argument in this thread supporting US intervention is null and void.

I’m sure they will come back and apologize for their error any time now.

I also like the argument that the problem with the JCPOA was that it let Iran be weeks away from building a bomb all the time. That agreement was torn up in 2017 or so (by the US, which is why you can’t trust Iran for some reason) and many weeks have passed since then and still no bomb. Either Iran can’t or doesn’t want to build one, but we still just had to inexplicably go in last week.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/335 "2025-06-25T12:42:38Z")

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It’s actually an ideal outcome for the war mongers because now Iran is once again weeks away from have nukes and they can bomb them again at some vague time in the future that is politically convenient for them and the same racist morons here will cheer.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/336 "2025-06-25T12:46:08Z")

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Yeah, I guess if we’re always a few weeks from “breakout time”, we can bomb whenever Trump needs a testosterone shot (or has a failed military parade) or Netanyahu is facing another indictment.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/337 "2025-06-25T12:48:20Z")

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Surely the likes of Trump and Netanyahu would never be so dishonest or dishonorable to use deadly military force for political reasons?

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/338 "2025-06-25T12:57:31Z")

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It’s okay, they’re Muslims.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
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> [@Johanna](#):
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> Jennifer Garner is _completely_ irrelevant to the topic. My personal experience with the Iranian people (which was not on vacation, but professional travel) is relevant. Your response was more nonsense.

Oh sorry for the delay. You see it’s garbage day and I had to take the cans out, wait for the truck, and then take them back. Then I had to take a mad shit. And then I had to deal with your self important reply.

To recap, in priority order:

- Taking out the garbage
- Waiting for the trucks
- Taking back the cans
- Taking a massive dump
- Dealing with a war loving mumble-fuck shill

Your relevance and importance must be the stuff of (your) dreams. I don’t know if posting pro-war nonsense will earn you a professional promotion.

What do you see as upward mobility from promoting and justifying death on a massive scale? No, never mind. That would be like asking a mass murderer for his/her manifesto and I have no interest in providing you with more of a platform.

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**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/340 "2025-06-25T13:10:01Z")

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…I’m rewatching the TV show Elementary for the umpteenth time. I’m at the tail end of the Kitty arc. And this part just happened (open spoilers for the episode) :

> [@](#):
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> As they argue **a clip plays on TV that shows Iran has nuclear bomb capacities that could lead to war.** Now they know what Gephart is up to.
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> Holmes realizes that the tape is a hoax. Gephart is **trying to provoke a war and the media is falling for it.** Holmes has to get to Gephart and force him to admit that the tape is a fake or World War III is inevitable.

> **[Elementary Recap 3/12/17: Season 5 Episode 16 "Fidelity"](https://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2017/elementary-recap-31217-season-5-episode-16-fidelity/)**
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> Tonight the CBS series Elementary airs with an all new Sunday, March 12, 2017, season 5 episode 16 and we have your Elementary recap below. On tonight’s episode called, “Fidelity” as per the CBS synopsis, “Part two of two. Joan and Kitty try to prove...

Its getting harder and harder to distinguish real life with fiction. I’ll be very relieved to find out that the last couple of years have all been a dream.

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