# Fuck all you warmongering pieces of shit **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [June 22, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962 "2025-06-22T01:26:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1141 "2026-03-02T15:45:28Z")
Feel free to respond to this post here, Wesley (if you dare!): > [@Poll: US attacks on Iran](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/poll-us-attacks-on-iran/1028088/72): > > This is total bullshit. Firstly, this war didn’t start because of the killing of Iranian protesters. Neither Netanyahu nor Trump care at all about that. Secondly, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that a war with no mission and no plan is going to improve the lives of Iranian civilians. It’s just Trump fantasy nonsense. Live in that fantasy world if you want, but don’t expect anyone else to. And thirdly, there’s no controversy about Sudan. No disagreement. It doesn’t get discussed much bec… ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1142 "2026-03-02T17:29:04Z")
> [@Wesley\_Clark](#): > > This isn’t meant to be an insult, but your approval isn’t worth anything. Neither are ICBMs in bomb shelters. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1143 "2026-03-02T19:00:54Z")
> **[Home | Draft Barron Trump](https://www.draftbarrontrump.com/)** From a South Park writer. Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1144 "2026-03-02T20:04:39Z")
The first dead soldiers have returned to America. And once again, Trump couldn’t be bothered to attend their homecoming (or at least he wasn’t in the photo I saw). ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1145 "2026-03-02T21:50:00Z")
Six Americans dead now. Fuck the warmongers. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1146 "2026-03-02T22:00:27Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Are you kidding? I’d celebrate, at least if it was replaced by something better (and not total chaos). I’m not sure I agree with this. I just have a hard time accepting my country using lethal force to accomplish regime change. What I’ve seen so far, combined with my country’s past of flat-out lying us into war, sure falls short of the mark. > [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Yes, if this works, and there are minimal civilian casualties, and a democratic Iran emerges that respects human rights, I will be so ecstatic that you won’t be able to shut me up about how wrong I was. With these qualifications, I come closer to being willing to agree. But I’m already seeing reports of Iranian deaths ranging from 550 to 1500. I’m expecting it to end up closer to your concluding paragraph: > [@iiandyiiii](#): > > If it doesn’t, and we killed hundreds or thousands of civilians and accomplished nothing beyond a few dead bad guys, … ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2026, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1147 "2026-03-02T22:53:04Z")
> [@Dinsdale](#): > > I just have a hard time accepting my country using lethal force to accomplish regime change. Not even regime change. Certainly not in Venezuela, where the narco-terrorists are still comfortably in charge (but they’re careful to say nice things about Donald). In Iran, the guy they killed (the Ayatollah) wasn’t the guy who made all the decisions—he was the figurehead, but he had councils doing a lot of the running of the country. And they are still there. Donald needs ongoing war, at least as far as November, so he can Declare an Emergency. (Fending off potential Democratic Party wins.) But he could not care less whether the theocracy remains in power, with a mere change in the faces on the posters. The fact that Donald needs this to keep going **does** virtually ensure that there will be a lot more deaths among US service members, though. _That_, he will accomplish. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1148 "2026-03-03T15:43:42Z")
> [@Dinsdale](#): > > I just have a hard time accepting my country using lethal force to accomplish regime change. C’mon, the “regime change” thing is so last Saturday. [Gotta keep up](https://abcnews.com/Politics/trump-contradicts-us-intelligence-iran-address-regime-change/story?id=130684219). Right now the Dow Jones Industrial Average is down around 1,200 points. No worries for your 401k though - “investors” will shortly decide that the war is a good thing and stocks will soar back up again. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1149 "2026-03-03T16:02:08Z")
> **[Minab school bombing: how the worst mass casualty event of the Iran war...](https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/mar/03/minab-school-bombing-how-the-worst-mass-casualty-event-of-the-iran-war-unfolded-a-visual-guide)** > > A strike on Shajareh Tayyebeh school during the US-Israeli bombing campaign killed up to 168 people. The Guardian has pieced together the incident and its aftermath using verified footage and images from the site We blew up a school, verified by journalists. Great job, warmongers! Scores of dead children, thanks to you. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1150 "2026-03-03T16:29:10Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > We blew up a school, verified by journalists. Great job, warmongers! Scores of dead children, thanks to you. Muslim children, Iranian children. By both American and Israeli standards that means they were intrinsically evil and _deserved_ death, by preference a slow one. If any of the warmongers regret it, it’s probably that explosives were used instead of napalm, to make their deaths longer and more painful. I suspect that Trump’s advisers are having to work hard to keep Trump from dropping nukes on Iran. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1151 "2026-03-03T18:22:18Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Right now the Dow Jones Industrial Average is down around 1,200 points. Wait - I thought AG Bondi said child abuse makes the Dow go UP?! I’m sure they gamed out the effect of the Epstein Files and this war on our portfolios. And if you don’t have a portfolio, fuck you! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1152 "2026-03-03T18:35:28Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Right now the Dow Jones Industrial Average is down around 1,200 points. No worries for your 401k though - “investors” will shortly decide that the war is a good thing and stocks will soar back up again. And sure enough, the Dow has recovered all but about 400 points of its earlier precipitous drop. Happy days are here again! ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1153 "2026-03-03T20:29:34Z")
> **[The Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was...](https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a70590863/jesus-trump-military-iran-war/)** > > Didn’t the Bible tell us to beware false prophets? “A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer. From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF). The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations, the MRFF told me Monday night.” ---
**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1154 "2026-03-03T20:33:25Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > [The Iran War Is God’s Plan, Say U.S. Military Leaders (Who Believe Trump Was Anointed by Jesus)](https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a70590863/jesus-trump-military-iran-war/) > > “A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer. From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF). The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations, the MRFF told me Monday night..” This is something that twists my stomach and mind into toxic, serpentine knots. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1155 "2026-03-03T20:45:07Z")
> [@Ellecram](#): > > This is something that twists my stomach and mind into toxic, serpentine knots I know, right?! The only positive thing is that people actually complained. ---
**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2026, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1156 "2026-03-03T21:05:16Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > > [@Ellecram](#): > > > > This is something that twists my stomach and mind into toxic, serpentine knots > > I know, right?! The only positive thing is that people actually complained.. Yes, that is a positive way to look at this! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2026, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1157 "2026-03-04T17:22:52Z")
> [@Ellecram](#): > > This is something that twists my stomach and mind into toxic, serpentine knots. Don’t mention serpents! You’ll give them even weirder Biblical parallels. ---
**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2026, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1158 "2026-03-04T18:23:11Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > > [@Ellecram](#): > > > > This is something that twists my stomach and mind into toxic, serpentine knots. > > Don’t mention serpents! You’ll give them even weirder Biblical parallels. 😱 ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1159 "2026-03-05T11:01:49Z")
> [@Ellecram](#): > > This is something that twists my stomach and mind into toxic, serpentine knots. Does it hurt ? How much on a scale from 1 to 10? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2026, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1160 "2026-03-05T12:14:51Z")
> [@TokyoBayer](#): > > > [@Ellecram](#): > > > > This is something that twists my stomach and mind into toxic, serpentine knots. > > Does it hurt ? How much on a scale from 1 to 10? > > 😉 Serpentine Scale 11 😎 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962.md?page=57) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962.md?page=59)