# Fuck all you warmongering pieces of shit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [June 22, 2025, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962 "2025-06-22T01:26:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1461 "2026-05-26T20:24:09Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> Not to worry. Rubio says a wonderful peace deal will be signed to day. The fact that Iran denies this has nothing to do with anything.

We’ve been bombing the shit out of them again today. That is a natural thing to do as you negotiate peace. Fucking brilliant!

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1462 "2026-05-27T20:22:18Z")

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Sounds like the peace deal is going swimingly!

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1463 "2026-05-27T23:12:39Z")

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Who needs a peace deal when we have a shooty cease fire? Baghdad Bob is our fucking president, and he’s making tons of money with this thing.

Fuck You, Republicans.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1464 "2026-05-31T11:18:43Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Anyone notice how the dumbass coward warmongers like @babale and @Wesley_Clark haven’t posted about the Iran war in weeks (or maybe months)? Almost as if they’re realizing that they were dumb as fuck to ever think this administration should start a war, but too cowardly to admit they made a mistake?

At least a month since these warmonger idiots have posted about the war with Iran. It’s okay, @Babale and @Wesley_Clark, we’ll actually think better of you if you’re willing to admit how dumb you were to trust Trump and Hegseth. Right now you’re just looking even more pathetically cowardly. It’s not too late to face reality and learn from your mistakes!

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1465 "2026-05-31T21:03:50Z")

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I think they’ve put this thread on mute by now.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1466 "2026-05-31T21:49:33Z")

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Not just this thread, any of the Iran threads, it appears. They’re afraid to face reality, and their own stupidity.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1467 "2026-05-31T22:37:06Z")

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All the more reaosn to put them both on ignore. They won’t engage with you, so why should you engage with them? Fuck’em.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2026, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1468 "2026-05-31T22:52:56Z")

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Maybe later – right now it’s too much fun calling out their cowardice and stupidity.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1469 "2026-06-01T12:26:20Z")

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I say keep at it. (Maybe not every day, but, you know, once or twice a week, as you have). Mainly because, while it’s in part personally directed at those two, it’s also a reminder about the thousands in positions of power who were equally, disastrously wrong — and the many millions who voted for, and still support, these morons.

And also it’s fun. 🙂

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1470 "2026-06-01T13:02:45Z")

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Exactly. It’s not really about them personally, as much as I’d like them to see the light. It’s about this great swath of Americans and especially political leaders who see war (and thus intentional mass death and suffering) as a legitimate tool for politics and distraction and really anything other than a terribly tragic last resort to something that is certain to be much, much worse, that will nonetheless result in incredible death and destruction, mass trauma that will resonate for generations, and likely contribute to ongoing cycles of violence in almost all circumstances.

War is hell, and it’s not just a slogan. It really is hell on Earth, and motherfuck all the stupid pieces of shit, over and over again in every one of their stupid orifices, who would enter it or cheer it on flippantly and without very deep and very detailed thought and planning.

I don’t know about @Wesley_Clark - maybe he’s always been this stupid. But my mind is still boggled that, to @Babale, “don’t start a war with no mission and no plan and malevolent, dishonest idiots like Trump and Hegseth in charge” is a radical position.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1471 "2026-06-01T13:27:22Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> War is hell, and it’s not just a slogan.

If I remember correctly, Hawkeye on MASH said the following:

> War is worse than Hell, because in hell there are no innocent bystanders

So actually worse really

`//i\\`

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2026, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1472 "2026-06-01T17:02:27Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> But my mind is still boggled that, to @Babale, “don’t start a war with no mission and no plan and malevolent, dishonest idiots like Trump and Hegseth in charge” is a radical position.

This is a guy who favors the Palestinian genocide. I don’t think he’s being stupid, I think he just considers the killing of random Muslims a worthy goal in its own right. The death toll of the war isn’t pointless to him; it _is_ the point. He’s probably hoping Trump will break out the nukes and massacre the entire population of Iran.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1473 "2026-06-06T13:36:58Z")

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@Babale is a certified Gen Z cool cat who lately loves using “based” to describe the things and people he loves.

Hey Babs, is the Iran war based? Is Trump and Hegseth’s leadership and decision making based? Isn’t it based how many people have died in order to hand over the Strait of Hormuz to Iran in perpetuity? Isn’t it based how Iran is humiliating the US military and our global standing? Isn’t it based how we’ve massively increased Iran’s influence and sympathy around the world?

So… how’s the war going, Babs? Maybe “don’t start a war with no mission, no plan, and clowns like Trump and Hegseth in charge” is actually the most based position of all?

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**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1474 "2026-06-06T14:23:19Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Hey Babs, is the Iran war based

I was under the impression that a lot of the bases were bombed…? /s

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1475 "2026-06-06T22:19:54Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Isn’t it based how many people have died in order to hand over the Strait of Hormuz to Iran in perpetuity?

Yes, most likely. Every dead Muslim is a victory for him. And only a down payment on the eventual massacre of the entire billion+ world population of Muslims. I expect the main thing he’s unhappy about is that Trump hasn’t just killed the entire population of Iran with nuclear weapons and had the military hunt down any survivors for capture and torture.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1476 "2026-06-10T04:31:48Z")

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All the warmongers must be so happy to learn that the ceasefire is leading into nearly complete peacetime resolutions!  
[https://www.npr.org/2026/06/09/nx-s1-5851845/trump-confirms-iran-shot-down-helicopter-says-u-s-must-respond](https://www.npr.org/2026/06/09/nx-s1-5851845/trump-confirms-iran-shot-down-helicopter-says-u-s-must-respond)

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1477 "2026-06-10T12:59:32Z")

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Trump 6/10:

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> “They’ve taken too long to negotiate a deal that would have been great for them, now they will have to pay the price”

The price: a four-week deadline extension? 🥶😱

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1478 "2026-06-10T18:22:40Z")

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The White House sent out a notice today: “Iran Completely Defeated”. Also, “The Bully of the Middle East is DEAD!!!”

So… the war is over, I guess? We’ve killed… someone? Talks are done, war is done, we killed and we won!

I’m glad this marks a speedy end to this military exercise that was over in 4-6 weeks.

(why I’m bothering to comment about this at this point, who can say. This one just struck me as a slightly more obviously falsifiable statement than most everything else coming from the White House at the moment).

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1479 "2026-06-10T18:54:05Z")

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I think this is the 35th (36th?) time that Iran has been Completely Defeated since Feb 28.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-all-you-warmongering-pieces-of-shit/1019962/1480 "2026-06-10T20:41:10Z")

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Yet for some reason, we are getting ready to strike them again. I don’t get this 5D chess the president is playing.

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