# Fuck Being Polite **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 17, 2006, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-being-polite/369058 "2006-08-17T06:17:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-being-polite/369058/41 "2006-08-18T18:11:20Z")
Poor little fucker. Must be rough having people being nice to you all the time. Here you go you little rolled up ball of shit.[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=384542) should make you feel much better. Take two and call someone who gives a shit in the morning. Ta ta! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-being-polite/369058/42 "2006-08-18T18:23:29Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > Oh, my. That’s stunning. I believe that’s the finest insult I’ve seen in a week! I mean, “dickless piss-drinking bunnyfucker” was pretty cool, but it pales next to “clip rod dust fuck!” The single syllables even give it a punchy, Korean feel. 🆒 I’ve always been partial to…Needle dicked bugfucker ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-being-polite/369058/43 "2006-08-18T19:45:28Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > I’ve always been partial to…Needle dicked bugfucker Oh – a skeeter peter. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-being-polite/369058/44 "2006-08-18T19:49:36Z")
> [@The King of Soup](#): > > I’ve seen this type of thinking before. There are people in the world who are stupid. Some of them seem to have an odd combination of stupidity and arrogance that leads them to the conclusion that all the stuff they don’t know doesn’t _really_ exist, that the concepts they don’t understand and mental processes they can’t perform aren’t _really_ there: they float along in a special impregnable bubble of ignorance and stupidity because they’ve convinced themselves that what the rest of the world recognizes as intelligence, education and erudition, is really just some trick being played to demean them. When you have a group that not only is stupid but has taught itself (and its children) to hate anything to do with being smart, you’ve reached the point where education is not the answer. > > Similarly, when you have an asshole who has convinced himself that there’s _no such thing_ as a nice, decent person who honestly and willingly treats others well, you’ve got hold of someone who’s convinced himself that politeness is just a trick that he’s just too damn smart to fall for. He won’t even reciprocate kindness because that would be allowing himself to be “manipulated” by the deceitful actions of someone else. > > In short, someone like this is either dangerously out of step with the healthy and normal development of a social species, or someone posing as such, knowledgeably or in ignorance. If the former (unlikely), there’s no hope except that the authorities soon catch up with him. Best bet for the latter (my choice) is a confused kid who got hold of some Ayn Rand when he should have been reading Twain. If so, he deserves a little sympathy along with the sandpapering. Yes, **El Gaucho** , there is a Miss Manners… > [@Hey you!](#): > > _All kidding aside, that was sublimely wise and articulated, Soup._ Seconded. **The King of Soup** nailed it. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-being-polite/369058/45 "2006-08-18T20:25:57Z")
> [@The King of Soup](#): > > […] a confused kid who got hold of some Ayn Rand when he should have been reading Twain. I think this statement sums up my entire early social development. But I still didn’t become a dickless bunnyfucker. Although I came damn close at times. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-being-polite/369058/46 "2006-08-18T20:57:31Z")
Hey Gaucho: You smell like stale ass and if I feel like waving at you, I’ll fucking wave and you and your assface will just smile and go if I say so, ok? \*\* MBG\*\* ---
**Author:** ![El\_Gaucho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ea5d25/32.png) [@El\_Gaucho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Gaucho)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-being-polite/369058/47 "2006-08-26T01:58:13Z")
Hey Bus Guy: Sure. I’ll smile and make you believe I’m following your instruction. Then I’ll ram your car and sue your limp dick ass. _dickless piss-drinking bunnyfucker, lip rod dust fuck, needle dicked bugfucker_ Thanks you all for making me happy to be back in the US. I was losing it there for a moment. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-being-polite/369058/48 "2006-08-26T02:28:28Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > As you may have noticed, you will fit right in on the SDMB. > > [del]Regards,[/del] > Fuck you, asswipe, > Shodan This made me laugh out loud. Ta, **Shodan**. Fuckily Yours, eleanorigby ---
**Author:** ![Lazlo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lazlo/32/9678_2.png) [@Lazlo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazlo)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-being-polite/369058/49 "2006-08-26T15:44:37Z")
> [@Hey you!](#): > > _Oh yeah!!! Well… shf… mwh… ff… YOU SUCK!!! And so’s your mother!_\* > _All kidding aside, that was sublimely wise and articulated, Soup._ It’s been my observation that **The King of Soup’s** signal to noise ratio is somewhere near infinity. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-being-polite/369058/50 "2006-08-26T17:10:15Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > Visit England you snot nosed little twerp. Better still come to **Manchester** England. You want insults we got insults by the fucking truckload. We have insults that even the most insulting insultist 😛 wouldn’t use in case his mummy heard him and reported him to the anti- insulting Nazis for being so insulting she was insulted. So there you half witted bowl of weasel puke and ferret droppings. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2006, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-being-polite/369058/51 "2006-08-26T17:59:21Z")
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