# Fuck Bob Eubanks that anti-Jewish, anti-Homosexual bastard **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 8, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bob-eubanks-that-anti-jewish-anti-homosexual-bastard/217654 "2003-12-08T00:24:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hydrocortisone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@Hydrocortisone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hydrocortisone)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bob-eubanks-that-anti-jewish-anti-homosexual-bastard/217654/1 "2003-12-08T00:24:54Z")
I just saw _Roger and Me_ and Bob Eubanks is a piece of shit. He tells joke on camera that goes something like, “Why don’t Jewish women get AIDS? Because they marry assholes, they don’t fuck them. Pardon me.” Nice try Bob (Bitch) don’t the pardon me doesn’t cover what you said. Why does this asshole continue to get work? ---
**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bob-eubanks-that-anti-jewish-anti-homosexual-bastard/217654/2 "2003-12-08T00:47:07Z")
Yeah, that one was real jaw-dropper. BTW I wasn’t aware he was getting any work. ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bob-eubanks-that-anti-jewish-anti-homosexual-bastard/217654/3 "2003-12-08T00:51:15Z")
Pass that dutch. ---
**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bob-eubanks-that-anti-jewish-anti-homosexual-bastard/217654/4 "2003-12-08T00:53:39Z")
Eubanks co-hosts the KTLA (LA’s WB) coverage of the Rose Bowl Parade with Stephanie Edwards (who seems like a very nice lady) every year. They’ve been doing this for oh, I don’t know, over 15 years. Everyone in my family has watched them do the Rose Parade for many years. Stephanie always seems more perky and genuinely knowledgable about the Parade. Bob seems more smart-ass. Ages ago Eubanks really pissed off my family when he made some mean crack about Stephanie on-air. (I think he was pissed or resentful because she was so on-the-ball about the parade.) I’ve never really liked him since. ---
**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bob-eubanks-that-anti-jewish-anti-homosexual-bastard/217654/5 "2003-12-08T00:55:32Z")
He also hosts some show about game shows occasionally on one of the networks. ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bob-eubanks-that-anti-jewish-anti-homosexual-bastard/217654/6 "2003-12-08T01:19:30Z")
What’s the difference between a dead baby and… Yes, I know, NO JOKE THREADS! But check this out, good stuff. [Bob Eubanks Online!](http://www.indie44.com/bob/) Bring Bob to your own gameshow! ---
**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bob-eubanks-that-anti-jewish-anti-homosexual-bastard/217654/7 "2003-12-08T02:56:14Z")
You saw “Roger and Me” and that’s what you came away with? Oh yeah, that film is 10 years old, you are really going to be offended when you see what else has been going on. ---
**Author:** ![Thunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@Thunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thunder)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bob-eubanks-that-anti-jewish-anti-homosexual-bastard/217654/8 "2003-12-08T05:59:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhum Runner \* > \*\*What’s the difference between a dead baby and… > > Yes, I know, NO JOKE THREADS! > > But check this out, good stuff. [Bob Eubanks Online!](http://www.indie44.com/bob/) > > Bring Bob to your own gameshow! \*\* Well, according to that site, he was the last star laid in the 20th Century. (or something close to that…) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bob-eubanks-that-anti-jewish-anti-homosexual-bastard/217654/9 "2003-12-08T06:21:11Z")
So I guess it isn’t “in the butt, Bob?” [sub]sorry, couldn’t resist![/sub]