# Fuck Bush **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 21, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145 "2005-06-21T02:16:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/21 "2005-06-21T11:51:55Z")
Believe me, you don’t want to get anywhere _near_ the Felching Tree… ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/22 "2005-06-21T12:00:50Z")
I have a lovely Fellatio Fern growing out by the fence. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/23 "2005-06-21T12:11:53Z")
The Bugger Bush in my backyard is wildly out of control. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/24 "2005-06-21T12:13:12Z")
> [@FisherQueen](#): > > Saying “Fuck Bush” is, for me, a profound act of patriotism. > > Fuck Bush! Not always. Sometimes saying “FUCK BUSH” (same as Fuck Bush, only louder) is a reminder that you live in a country where you can say anything you want and not have Bush as a leader 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/25 "2005-06-21T12:38:46Z")
> [@erirelackawanna](#): > > .I was and am still particularly disgusted with some of his latist antics, which in lew of causing another horrible fight, I will not discuss. You know, maybe “nucular” isn’t all that bad after all. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/26 "2005-06-21T12:49:16Z")
> [@erirelackawanna](#): > > I was and am still particularly disgusted with some of his latist antics, which in lew of causing another horrible fight, I will not discuss. What’s a lew? Is that part of the flora? Or do you mean “in lieu”? (I know you did, just being obnoxious!) 😉 I (every now and again) go to a special place, about mile away from the President, a _zone_ , if you will, and sometimes the Secret Service escort me there-- it is only THERE that I can say, with full voice and passion:“Fuck Bush!” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/27 "2005-06-21T13:02:31Z")
What, I’ve been **lew** ’d? Aw, fuck… um… Bush. Oh, the key to a nice Sodomy Hedge is all in the preparation of the dirt but whatever you do, try not to overfertilize. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/28 "2005-06-21T13:20:48Z")
Well. This has been most enlightening. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/29 "2005-06-21T13:23:43Z")
> [@Thudlow Boink](#): > > right next to the Oral Sex Tree. Is that the tree that smells like semen? I’m with the OP, unoriginal as he might be. To remove all ambiguity, Fuck George W. Bush, 43rd President of these Doomed United States. With a butt fuck cactus. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/30 "2005-06-21T13:33:47Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I’m with the OP, unoriginal as he might be. To remove all ambiguity, Fuck George W. Bush, 43rd President of these Doomed United States. With a butt fuck cactus. I prefer a passionate 60s-type denunciation: Damn the myopic and hypocritical tyrant Bush, hegemonist, revisionist, and jackbooted murderer of liberty. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/31 "2005-06-21T13:43:57Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > I prefer a passionate 60s-type denunciation: Damn the myopic and hypocritical tyrant Bush, hegemonist, revisionist, and jackbooted murderer of liberty. Uhhh… Yeah. I’ll buy that. With a butt fuck cactus. ---
**Author:** ![Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoodoo_Ulove)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/32 "2005-06-21T13:46:09Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > . . .Bush, hegemonist, revisionist, . . … > [@erirelackawanna](#): > > I was and am still particularly disgusted with some of his latist antics . . . Are hegemonism and revisionism worse than latism? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/33 "2005-06-21T15:04:45Z")
Yeah, I think latism is bitter. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/34 "2005-06-21T15:10:52Z")
> [@Salem](#): > > While I have no desire to Fuck any Bush, I must say I was duly impressed this morning when I saw a clip of him on the news stating, ever so eloquently, “I think about Iraq every day…(long pause with mouth open)…” Well, hot damn, Mr. President, I am so glad to hear that. I’m feeling so much better now. Now don’t you people be worrying about any of that ol’Iraq stuff cause Dubbya is on it…thinking about it…every day. Yeah, I heard that on the radio yesterday. You left out the best part: as I recall, the quote went like this: "I think about Iraq every day. **Every. Day**" as if it we’d all be shocked at his dedication to, at least once a day, thinking about THE WAR HE STARTED. If he’d said, “I can’t go five minutes without thinking about Iraq,” that would’ve been something. But every day? I mean, **Every. Day**? Shee-it. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/35 "2005-06-21T15:51:24Z")
Speaking of Saturday’s radio address, did our fearless leader really say that we went to war in Iraq because we were attacked? If so, Fuck Bush indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/36 "2005-06-21T16:02:30Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#): > > Well. This has been most enlightening. I think this thread is great. Maybe we can have it made into a sticky so we don’t have to see three or four new threads a day saying, “Lookit what Bush done now! He’s eeeeeeeeevilllll!!!11” ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/37 "2005-06-21T16:06:17Z")
Well, that’s one way to look at it, I guess. I’m just getting really tired of the jumble of content-free OP’s around this place. Maybe I should be spending less time in the Pit and more in GQ. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/38 "2005-06-21T16:07:43Z")
That’s right, **Unc**! Find that silver lining! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/39 "2005-06-21T16:10:59Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > Speaking of Saturday’s radio address, did our fearless leader really say that we went to war in Iraq because we were attacked? If so, Fuck Bush indeed. Almost. > [@](#): > > As we work to deliver opportunity at home, we’re also keeping you safe from threats from abroad. We went to war because we were attacked, and we are at war today because there are still people out there who want to harm our country and hurt our citizens. Some may disagree with my decision to remove Saddam Hussein from power, but all of us can agree that the world’s terrorists have now made Iraq a central front in the war on terror. These foreign terrorists violently oppose the rise of a free and democratic Iraq, because they know that when we replace despair and hatred with liberty and hope, they lose their recruiting grounds for terror. > **[Briefing Room | The White House](https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/)** Bush didn’t quite say we went to war with _Iraq_ because we were attacked, but the seeds of that idea are there - and could easily germinate in even the most arid mind. Pretty sleazy. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/40 "2005-06-21T16:15:29Z")
> [@erirelackawanna](#): > > Not in vain **Monstre**! Not at all in vain. I was and am still particularly disgusted with some of his latist antics, which in lew of causing another horrible fight, I will not discuss. Anyway you dont have to keep telling me, I should’ve never started this thread. :wally Don’t shit your best turd. Tell me the truth. This post is a joke, right? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145.md?page=3)