# Fuck Bush

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 21, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145 "2005-06-21T02:16:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/41 "2005-06-21T16:15:43Z")

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> [@Salem](#):
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> …I saw a clip of him on the news stating, ever so eloquently, "I think about Iraq every day…(long pause with mouth open)…

You forgot his over-used platitude about our soldiers being _in harm’s way_…  
“in harm’s way” = surrounded by explosives that blow troops to smithereens because their asshat leader sent them there needlessly, under false pretenses, without a plan and hasn’t got a fuckin’ clue how to get them out.

I think the title of the OP is appropriate.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/42 "2005-06-21T16:29:20Z")

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> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#):
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> Yeah, I heard that on the radio yesterday. You left out the best part: as I recall, the quote went like this:
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> "I think about Iraq every day.
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> **Every. Day**"
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> as if it we’d all be shocked at his dedication to, at least once a day, thinking about THE WAR HE STARTED.
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> l

I’m surprised. I kinda have him pegged as a ‘weekends off’ kinda guy.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/43 "2005-06-21T16:34:01Z")

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\<sigh\>…all I’ve ever managed to grow was a _Shot Down As You Try For Second Base Shrub_.

Of course, it does sprout some lovely blueball berries.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/44 "2005-06-21T16:47:39Z")

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> [@UncleBeer](#):
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> Well, that’s one way to look at it, I guess. **I’m just getting really tired of the jumble of content-free OP’s around this place.** Maybe I should be spending less time in the Pit and more in GQ.

Emphasis added. Hmmm. I thought you were talking about GD… 🙂

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/45 "2005-06-21T16:53:05Z")

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I’d FUCK the BUSH twins.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/46 "2005-06-21T18:01:55Z")

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Oh, if there was any doubt as to the accuracy of the OP, I just happened to read MSNBC a few minutes ago and found [this](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8303545/).

FuckBushFuckBushFuckBushFuckBushFuckBushFuckBush.

Oh, and FUCK BUSH!

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**Author:** ![erirelackawanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6de8d8/32.png) [@erirelackawanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erirelackawanna)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/47 "2005-06-22T03:04:47Z")

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Yes Yes haha, Im new to your great country and still struggle with the language and words. Please embarass me more , I say that as if you knew :dubious: Eveen If it was in another language I have watched and followed many of your great leaders…however I find both Bush’s very most disguisting(Did I spell that right? I dont see a spell checker :dubious: )and as I see, many dopers agree with me. Anyway as I sadi before  
Fuck Bush…  
and his son. Which is not to be taken literally, unless well… your into that. I’m sure both of them would be open to the idea.  
-Zeb

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/48 "2005-06-22T03:21:57Z")

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> [@erirelackawanna](#):
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> Yes Yes haha, Im new to your great country and still struggle with the language and words. Please embarass me more , I say that as if you knew :dubious:

If that was about my post, I was joking and not seriously trying to embarrass you. 🙂 We do that around here sometimes.

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**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/49 "2005-06-22T05:58:44Z")

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Ditto 😉

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/50 "2005-06-22T06:03:52Z")

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> [@erirelackawanna](#):
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> … disguisting(Did I spell that right? I dont see a spell checker :dubious: )

No, but close. Disgusting.

There is no spell checker here. You could use word to compose your posts, and spell check it there, but for someone still learning English, I’m not sure I’d suggest it. The homonyms in English are something fierce!

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**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/51 "2005-06-22T06:06:14Z")

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I burning your Bush!!

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**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/52 "2005-06-22T06:07:59Z")

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Isn’t the general idea of heterosexual sex the fucking of the bush?

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**Author:** ![Club\_33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Club\_33](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Club_33)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/53 "2005-06-22T06:14:22Z")

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> [@erirelackawanna](#):
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> Fuck Bush…  
> and his son.

Wait, I thought the “Bush” we were fucking _was_ the son. Please tell me that GW doesn’t have a son that he is keeping hidden. We couldn’t handle another generation of this.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/54 "2005-06-22T06:15:52Z")

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> [@mstay](#):
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> Isn’t the general idea of heterosexual sex the fucking of the bush?

There are _some_ for whom it is the riding of the cock.

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**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/55 "2005-06-22T06:54:13Z")

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> [@Club 33](#):
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> Wait, I thought the “Bush” we were fucking _was_ the son. Please tell me that GW doesn’t have a son that he is keeping hidden. We couldn’t handle another generation of this.

Jed? Jeb?

Just a wild stab in the dark…

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/56 "2005-06-22T07:03:16Z")

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Hey, **erirelackawanna** , Don’t worry about your spelling.  
For your second post on the SDMB you did a fine job and you’ll be loved by all. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/57 "2005-06-22T08:27:02Z")

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> [@UncleBeer](#):
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> Almost.
> 
> > [@Fuckin' Bush](#):
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> > As we work to deliver opportunity at home, we’re also keeping you safe from threats from abroad. We went to war because we were attacked, and we are at war today because there are still people out there who want to harm our country and hurt our citizens. Some may disagree with my decision to remove Saddam Hussein from power, but all of us can agree that the world’s terrorists have now made Iraq a central front in the war on terror. These foreign terrorists violently oppose the rise of a free and democratic Iraq, because they know that when we replace despair and hatred with liberty and hope, they lose their recruiting grounds for terror.
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> [http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/06/20050618.html](http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2005/06/20050618.html)

I think Bush has got it almost right. I think what he meant to say in his second sentence was:

> [@](#):
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> … we are at war today because **only some** people out there wanted to harm our country and hurt our citizens **and we are not going to stop till _everyone_ does.**

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/58 "2005-06-22T12:02:36Z")

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That does seem to be one of Dubya’s long-term goals, doesn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/59 "2005-06-22T18:45:44Z")

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Fucking Bush, It’s not Just for Democrats Anymore:

> [@](#):
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> “Oh my God, his daughters!” she said. “I’d love to party with his daughters. I’d love to meet them. I totally want to have sex with them. You can write it the day after I leave here.”

[Porn star’s dream: Sex with Bush twins](http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44905)

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2005, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-bush/309145/60 "2005-06-22T20:47:08Z")

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The Bush twins, I can understand. But

> [@](#):
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> She made no secret prior to the event of wanting to have sex with Karl Rove, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Pat Buchanan and Alan Colmes…

:eek:

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