# Fuck Caucuses

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-caucuses/847480>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 4, 2020, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-caucuses/847480 "2020-02-04T16:21:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-caucuses/847480/21 "2020-02-04T22:49:53Z")

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Sabotage by whose standard? Objectively, sure, they’d be subverting democracy, but I’m sure they view Bernie as a threat to their beliefs and think they’d be doing everyone a favor by propping up the corpse of Joe Biden like Weekend at Bernies. They don’t have to view themselves as conducting sabotage to do this. They may think they’re saving the party.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-caucuses/847480/22 "2020-02-04T23:28:33Z")

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Or, much more likely, they didn’t test their code very well.

This is very, very adequately explained by stupidity. There’s a lot of poorly written code in the world. Not surprised at all to see a specialized app fall into that category.

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**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-caucuses/847480/23 "2020-02-04T23:35:39Z")

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> [@SenorBeef](#):
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> Oh look, a DNC-controlled mishap disfavorable to Bernie just happened to occur.
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> 2016 went so well, let’s try this again.

Oh look, a Bernie Bro spreading bullshit conspiracy theories that are literally based in fiction.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-caucuses/847480/24 "2020-02-05T01:07:36Z")

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> [@amarinth](#):
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> Or, much more likely, they didn’t test their code very well.
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> This is very, very adequately explained by stupidity. There’s a lot of poorly written code in the world. Not surprised at all to see a specialized app fall into that category.

[Someone else’s twitter thread that sums up what I’m thinking](https://twitter.com/williampietri/status/1224707488706125824?s=09). And there are more reports are coming in that the software was done quickly and on the cheap. Yes, it looks like they did it on accident.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-caucuses/847480/25 "2020-02-05T03:07:20Z")

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Woops, meant to start a new thread.

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-caucuses/847480/26 "2020-02-05T03:24:43Z")

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> [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](#):
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> Oh look, a Bernie Bro spreading bullshit conspiracy theories that are literally based in fiction.
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> Sent from my SM-G935P using Tapatalk

I went ahead and started [another thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=889586) to reply to that.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-caucuses/847480/27 "2020-02-05T04:10:56Z")

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Caucus is a waste of time. He who shows up first and shouts loudest (thinks) they win. The people who actually cast the ‘vote’ have long since made up their mind. Fucking pointless and a bastardization of the democratic process.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-caucuses/847480/28 "2020-02-05T07:01:30Z")

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> [@Pleonast](#):
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> The top-two vote-getters advance to the general election. This works well and should be universal.

Actually, that system works terribly and should be struck down as unconstitutional for the same reasons that partisan gerrymandering should be unconstitutional. Banning a major party from the general election ballot due to the dynamics of an ultra-low-turnout primary half a year before the main election is manifestly unfair to all voters.

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