# Fuck CIA! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 28, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369 "2005-10-28T20:29:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![New\_Iskander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/db5fbb/32.png) [@New\_Iskander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Iskander)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/1 "2005-10-28T20:29:50Z")
Witnessing all the outpouring of love and protectiveness toward much adored CIA, gushing forth unstoppable for weeks and months on this board, I feel compelled to strike a counter-stance and rub the truth deep into CIA lackeys revolting mugs. Why should CIA agent identities be secret? Why shouldn’t I know if my neighbor works for CIA? What country is this, US or USSR? Now, the biggest outrage: Above all disgusting perversions of everything sane and honest, to extol CIA for dispelling myths about Iraq state of disarmament?! This is the same CIA that subverted and infiltrated weapons inspections teams, slipping the obtained intelligence (mostly useless) to Clinton to identify targets for “Operation Desert Fox” bombing campaign in 1998, giving Saddam the legitimate reason to expel weapons inspectors for 3 years! Without CIA interference, inspections might have ended during Clinton time! Now, suddenly, CIA is the darling of liberals and purveyor of truth?! ---
**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/2 "2005-10-28T20:34:14Z")
> [@New Iskander](#): > > Why should CIA agent identities be secret? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/3 "2005-10-28T20:35:53Z")
So, to sum up: Liberals are teh suxxor? ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/4 "2005-10-28T20:39:25Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > So, to sum up: Liberals are teh suxxor? No, I believe the point is “OMGWTFBBQ?!?” ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/5 "2005-10-28T20:40:03Z")
> [@New Iskander](#): > > Why should CIA agent identities be secret? Uhh, because they’re spies? Seriously, though. Most people who work for the CIA don’t do so in secret. But field officers (a.k.a. spies) kind of depend on not blowing their cover. > [@](#): > > Why shouldn’t I know if my neighbor works for CIA? If your neighbor worked for the CIA he would probably tell you. Unless he was a spy, in which case he wouldn’t. Because then he wouldn’t be able to do his job. > [@](#): > > What country is this, US or USSR? The USSR doesn’t exist anymore. It was in a few papers. > [@](#): > > Now, the biggest outrage: > > Above all disgusting perversions of everything sane and honest, to extol CIA for dispelling myths about Iraq state of disarmament?! I have no idea what this means. Please try it again in English. > [@](#): > > This is the same CIA that subverted and infiltrated weapons inspections teams, Cite? > [@](#): > > slipping the obtained intelligence (mostly useless) to Clinton to identify targets for “Operation Desert Fox” bombing campaign in 1998, giving Saddam the legitimate reason to expel weapons inspectors for 3 years! There was no legitimate reason, and proper inspections were impossible under the Saddam regime anyway. > [@](#): > > Without CIA interference, inspections might have ended during Clinton time! Unlikely. > [@](#): > > Now, suddenly, CIA is the darling of liberals and purveyor of truth?! The CIA’s been involved in some gnarly shit to be sure, but they remain an essential force for protecting the US and its interests. If you don’t like that, well, don’t become a spy. ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/6 "2005-10-28T20:53:39Z")
Thats it! I vote \*\*New Iskander \*\* is the funniest stupid motherfucker on the Board. ---
**Author:** ![John\_F](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/43a26b/32.png) [@John\_F](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_F)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/7 "2005-10-28T20:56:13Z")
Fuzzy subterfuge…Who’s neighbor are **you**? Wait! never mind I’m looking away now. Speak no Carnivore, see no Carnivore :eek: :eek: No habla English! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/8 "2005-10-28T20:57:01Z")
> [@New Iskander](#): > > Above all disgusting perversions of everything sane and honest, to extol CIA for dispelling myths about Iraq state of disarmament?! In Soviet Russia, myths about Iraq state of disarmament dispel _you_! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/9 "2005-10-28T21:00:22Z")
The _Fly_ is in the _Buttermilk_. I say again, the _Fly_ is in the _Buttermilk_! Goldilocks will have to eat the _porridge_! ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/10 "2005-10-28T21:02:00Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > The _Fly_ is in the _Buttermilk_. > I say again, the _Fly_ is in the _Buttermilk_! > Goldilocks will have to eat the _porridge_! The heavy flag flaps not at night. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/11 "2005-10-28T21:06:34Z")
> [@John F](#): > > Fuzzy subterfuge…Who’s neighbor are **you**? This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu. Over there, Croissant, Souffle, Escargot, and Chocolate Mousse. ---
**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/12 "2005-10-28T21:08:49Z")
The Gypsy never quits. I said THE GYPSY NEVER QUITS! Oh…never mind. One of my favorite Simpsons moments was when the FBI took Homer into the photo booth for a “Secret” breifing. The password was “Cheese!” Beeeutiful. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/13 "2005-10-28T21:08:54Z")
> [@Binarydrone](#): > > The heavy flag flaps not at night. And he is not alone. Bears fight fiercely, and do not [kneel](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=327945). ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/14 "2005-10-28T21:12:21Z")
> [@askeptic](#): > > Thats it! I vote \*\*New Iskander \*\* is the funniest stupid motherfucker on the Board. Or a [Melon Farmer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=123167)🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/15 "2005-10-28T21:13:50Z")
My friend Brighton is a member of the Culinary Institute of America, and he didn’t tell me for seven years, until I found out he’d infiltrated the kitchen at the Ugandan embassy. Dangerous stuff. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/16 "2005-10-28T21:23:45Z")
> [@Wolfian](#): > > And he is not alone. Bears fight fiercely, and do not [kneel](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=327945). The oyster owns a fine wristwatch. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/17 "2005-10-28T21:41:09Z")
Holy crap. Someone is off their meds, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/18 "2005-10-28T21:41:59Z")
Yeah? So? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/19 "2005-10-28T21:44:10Z")
Well then HOW is he expected to know if his neighbor is a spy for god’s sake? Doesn’t anyone think about the neighbors??? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369/20 "2005-10-28T21:44:29Z")
> [@askeptic](#): > > Thats it! I vote \*\*New Iskander \*\* is the funniest stupid motherfucker on the Board. Y’know, I would have thought that the OP was a pretty damn hilarious parody if **New Iskander** hadn’t already amply demonstrated he is actually idiot enough to mean it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-cia/328369.md?page=2)