# Fuck Covid

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-covid/932078>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 2, 2021, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-covid/932078 "2021-02-02T19:38:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2021, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-covid/932078/21 "2021-02-03T20:27:34Z")

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> [@LordHarry](#):
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> Y’all! We are supposed to be social distancing! Not having a party.
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> This thread is “Fuck Covid,” not “Let’s band together and use covid to get fucked.” We could all use some, but our loins must remain girded for the duration.

Wear a mask over your junk and you’re all good.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2021, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-covid/932078/22 "2021-02-04T15:41:33Z")

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These pods seem like a good idea, but they’re probably not; it’s actually better to let people freeze their tits off next to one of those heater lamp thingies. These bubbles actually give virus particles a chance to accumulate enough to infect the diners who come in afterward.

Not in any way directing this at you, but I see shit like this and it frustrates me. The first weapon we have against this virus is our knowledge, and it’s clear people are just pulling “solutions” out of their asses without doing research, without reading, without keeping up with the latest science. If small businesses like this want to avoid shutdowns, the least they could do is be part of the solution and not (potentially) part of the problem.

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2021, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-covid/932078/23 "2021-02-04T15:43:58Z")

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> [@LordHarry](#):
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> Coronavirus can go fuck itself.

I’m afraid that it has been very much the other way around. 😳

Now they are already talking about a “Booster Shot” for the vaccine because of the South African Variant that, somehow, is even more contagious than the original version. Stay tuned. ☹

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2021, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-covid/932078/24 "2021-02-04T16:02:55Z")

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> [@asahi](#):
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> The first weapon we have against this virus is our knowledge, and it’s clear people are just pulling “solutions” out of their asses without doing research, without reading, without keeping up with the latest science. If small businesses like this want to avoid shutdowns, the least they could do is be part of the solution and not (potentially) part of the problem.

IMHO, that’s the better answer.

The worse answer is the standard _the greedy and the ignorant_ dynamic. Maybe the restaurant owner _does_ know better but thinks it’s a smart marketing play in a difficult business climate.

After all, to some people, the dining igloo _has the veneer of_ being good public health policy.

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2021, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-covid/932078/25 "2021-02-04T21:01:42Z")

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> [@solost](#):
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> . . . I have been stuck at home 24/7/(almost)365 with 15 and 18 year old boys who are bouncing off the walls, **and occasionally trying to murder each other.**. . . . I’ve had to excuse myself from work meetings on more than one occasion to break up a fight.

Sounds like you have the solution right at hand. If you’ll just take a hands-off approach, the problem might prove to be self-resolving. 🙂

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