# Fuck David Letterman and all misogynistic leftists who support him on this

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**Created:** [June 10, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287 "2009-06-10T01:51:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/321 "2009-06-13T00:39:19Z")

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> [@Stephe96](#):
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> Not according to [dictionary.com](http://dictionary.com), which provides the correct pronunciation as [reek].
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> [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wreak](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wreak)
> 
> But keep trying, please. I suppose you have an explanation as to why Obama used to pronounce ‘Massachusetts’ as “Mass-a-TOO-setts.”
> 
> And I’m sure you have no problem with this grammatically incorrect statement from a few weeks ago:
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> …“a sacrifice you **may not have chose** to make, but a sacrifice you were nevertheless called to make so that your children and all of our children can grow up in an America that still makes things.” Ouch.
> 
> Link: [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/01/AR2009060103257.html?nav=rss\_business/industries](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/01/AR2009060103257.html?nav=rss_business/industries)

How does a probable typo in your linked article relate to the fact that The Church Lady’s daughter didn’t listen to the abstinence chat? How does this relate to the fact that the Church Lady walks on her childrens’ backs for political gain?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/322 "2009-06-13T00:42:00Z")

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Oh, hell, they all do. When you thrust yourself onto the public stage, you take your kids with you, they and your ambitions are hostage to each other.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/323 "2009-06-13T00:47:02Z")

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> [@Carol\_Stream](#):
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> In what language?
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> [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wreak](http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wreak)
> 
> “Wreck” is a different word.
> 
> I don’t think it was a mispronounciation; I think he was using the wrong word.

From Merriam Webster:

wreak  
One entry found.  
Main Entry:wreak  
Pronunciation:\ˈrēk \*\*also ˈrek\ \*\*  
Function:transitive verb  
Etymology:Middle English wreken, from Old English wrecan to drive, punish, avenge; akin to Old High German rehhan to avenge and perhaps to Latin urgēre to drive on, urge

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/324 "2009-06-13T00:54:38Z")

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> [@Kalhoun](#):
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> How does a probable typo in your linked article relate to the fact that The Church Lady’s daughter didn’t listen to the abstinence chat? How does this relate to the fact that the Church Lady walks on her childrens’ backs for political gain?

“probable typo.” I love it. Sorry, but the Great One himself actually made the gaffe. I know it hurts but you’re gonna have to live with it.

An above poster wrote that Palin’s children are valid targets because she’s a “national joke.” I happen to consider Obama a “national joke.” But guess what? I still wouldn’t attack his kids. Not even under the pretense of a “joke.”

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/325 "2009-06-13T00:59:17Z")

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> [@Stephe96](#):
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> “probable typo.” I love it. Sorry, but the Great One himself actually made the gaffe. I know it hurts but you’re gonna have to live with it.
> 
> An above poster wrote that Palin’s children are valid targets because she’s a “national joke.” I happen to consider Obama a “national joke.” But guess what? I still wouldn’t attack his kids. Not even under the pretense of a “joke.”

You’re an imbecile. I just thought I should let you know. 😃

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/326 "2009-06-13T01:02:38Z")

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> [@Stephe96](#):
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> That night, David Letterman says (paraphrasing), “Sarah Palin brought her daughter to a Yankees game and A-Rod knocked her up.”

I’m calling your sorry ass out on this little gem. You are deliberately misquoting Letterman to prop up your pathetic rant. The [original Letterman joke](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QVzYAWkKo) never says Palin brought her daughter to the game; he said “One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game; during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.”

Big difference. The image of a promiscuous Brisket getting boned in the dugout to her mother’s chagrin is the thrust of the joke. Unless Willow is also an easy fuck, it makes no sense. It has nothing to do with who came to the game with the [del]slutty flight attendant[/del] Governor.

But that wouldn’t fit your neat little package of outrage, so you deliberately altered it for effect. What coward you are, you cannot even be trusted to honestly relate a joke that is spread all over the internet.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/327 "2009-06-13T01:03:15Z")

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> [@Stephe96](#):
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> “probable typo.” I love it. Sorry, but the Great One himself actually made the gaffe. I know it hurts but you’re gonna have to live with it.
> 
> An above poster wrote that Palin’s children are valid targets because she’s a “national joke.” I happen to consider Obama a “national joke.” But guess what? I still wouldn’t attack his kids. Not even under the pretense of a “joke.”

You’re going to have to come up with an audio link. You’ve already posted one incorrect complaint.

And again, comedians can pick on adult children of ‘national jokes’. I know most of the republican party appears to be in the comedy business, but actually politicians and comedians have different standards to adhere to.

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**Author:** ![Carol\_Stream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c2a13f/32.png) [@Carol\_Stream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_Stream)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/328 "2009-06-13T01:04:33Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Don’t worry about me, worry about Michelle. Sarah will shoot you, but Michelle will skin you.

I ain’t ascared of RuPaul.

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/329 "2009-06-13T01:10:28Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> I’m calling your sorry ass out on this little gem. You are deliberately misquoting Letterman to prop up your pathetic rant. The [original Letterman joke](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QVzYAWkKo) never says Palin brought her daughter to the game; he said “One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game; during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.”
> 
> Big difference. The image of a promiscuous Brisket getting boned in the dugout to her mother’s chagrin is the thrust of the joke. Unless Willow is also an easy fuck, it makes no sense. It has nothing to do with who came to the game with the [del]slutty flight attendant[/del] Governor.
> 
> But that wouldn’t fit your neat little package of outrage, so you deliberately altered it for effect. What coward you are, you cannot even be trusted to honestly relate a joke that is spread all over the internet.

I paraphrased to underscore the fact that Letterman was referring to an actual game to which Palin brought her daughter, Willow. She wasn’t there with Bristol and Letterman knows this now; hence, the awkward “apology.” I said I was paraphrasing, so I hardly see how I was “deliberately altering” his rude comment for effect.

How 'bout this?

Sarah Palin brings Willow to a Yankees game, and that night Letterman joked that A-Rod knocked the daughter up. Fair enough?

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/330 "2009-06-13T01:18:59Z")

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> [@Stephe96](#):
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> Sarah Palin brings Willow to a Yankees game, and that night Letterman joked that A-Rod knocked the daughter up. Fair enough?

Not at all; you are still mischaracterizing what Letterman said by the use of “the daughter”, deliberately trying to mislead readers that he is talking about the daughter referred to at the beginning of the sentence. Why not just quote Letterman accurately, and let the readers decide? Or is there too much wiggle room for people to see that he was making a joke at Brisket’s expense? Hell, the joke works even if Palin didn’t bring any daughters to the game; Brisket is so uncontrollable, she could be getting poked anywhere, at anytime, even in the Yankee dugout. That’s the humor.

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/331 "2009-06-13T01:25:15Z")

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> [@Kalhoun](#):
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> You’re going to have to come up with an audio link. You’ve already posted one incorrect complaint.

Easy enough. Find it at 12:40

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9ylfxg9Rz7w/hqdefault.jpg "President Obama: The Beginning of a New GM") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ylfxg9Rz7w)

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/332 "2009-06-13T01:26:43Z")

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> [@Carol\_Stream](#):
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> “Wreck” is a different word.

Very _good_, **Carol**! “Wreck” and “wreak” \*are \*two different words, with different letters in them. One has a “C” and one has an “A”! Now who’d like to explain to \*\*Carol \*\*what a \*homophone \*is?

No, **Shodan** , it’s not a “pink cell phone.”

**Stephe96** , I’m not going to tell you again to get those crayons \*out \*of your nose…

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/333 "2009-06-13T01:42:06Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> Not at all; you are still mischaracterizing what Letterman said by the use of “the daughter”, deliberately trying to mislead readers that he is talking about the daughter referred to at the beginning of the sentence. .

Look at it this way. Rudy Giuliani was at the game in question with Sarah and Willow. They spend all day in the stands eating popcorn and Cracker Jacks and rooting for the (evil) Yankees. Everyone has a great time. Rudy comes home and turns on Letterman and hears this joke:

“One awkward moment for Sarah Palin at the Yankee game; during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.”

Now. Which daughter could Rudy reasonably assume is being referenced? I agree that you and I and Rudy would all reluctantly give Letterman the benefit of the doubt and concede that he was talking about Bristol. (You, I’m sure, wouldn’t be so reluctant.) But can you at least admit that Letterman’s nasty attempt at humor could also be construed as a swipe at the younger sister? She was there; Bristol wasn’t.

Letterman certainly understands this. That’s why he felt compelled to clarify that the rude comment was aimed at the older sister. Why else would he even bother to do that if it was so clear who the “joke” was aimed at?

Letterman took a swing at Palin and miscalculated huge. I have no problem with Sarah Palin now having her turn to make a few barbed comments of her own at Letterman’s expense. He’s a big boy; he can take it.

And I’m still predicting a real apology. Letterman’s best move would have been to issue a statement late this afternoon specifically apologizing to the Palins, and accepting full responsibility for the botched stab at humor. The weekend news cycles would have been all “Dave apologizes” for two full days, Palin could’ve issued a statement accepting the apology and the entire thing would be forgotten by Monday’s show. They both would’ve come out classy.

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**Author:** ![Carol\_Stream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c2a13f/32.png) [@Carol\_Stream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_Stream)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/334 "2009-06-13T01:44:09Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Very _good_, **Carol**! “Wreck” and “wreak” \*are \*two different words, with different letters in them. One has a “C” and one has an “A”!

Where’s you cite that “Wreck” is a perfectly common and acceptable pronunciation for the word “wreak.” ?

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/335 "2009-06-13T01:46:50Z")

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> [@Kalhoun](#):
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> From Merriam Webster:
> 
> wreak  
> One entry found.  
> Main Entry:wreak  
> Pronunciation:\ˈrēk \*\*also ˈrek\ \*\*  
> Function:transitive verb  
> Etymology:Middle English wreken, from Old English wrecan to drive, punish, avenge; akin to Old High German rehhan to avenge and perhaps to Latin urgēre to drive on, urge

Fair enough. I’ll concede this point. But it hardly means that I think Obama has any clue he’s using an accepted variant pronunciation.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/336 "2009-06-13T01:47:08Z")

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> [@Stephe96](#):
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> But can you at least admit that Letterman’s nasty attempt at humor could also be construed as a swipe at the younger sister? She was there; Bristol wasn’t.

No, I don’t, unless you are deliberately listening for zebras. The joke is about sexual promiscuity and teen pregnancy. Which of Palin’s daughters has gone on national television to talk about her own promiscuity and teen pregnancy? I repeat; the joke works even if Palin didn’t take any daughters to the game.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/337 "2009-06-13T01:47:52Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Very _good_, **Carol**! “Wreck” and “wreak” \*are \*two different words, with different letters in them. One has a “C” and one has an “A”! Now who’d like to explain to \*\*Carol \*\*what a \*homophone \*is?

Oooh! Oooh! I know!

They’re the ones ruining marriage, right?

[QUOTE=Stephe96]  
Easy enough. Find it at 12:40

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9ylfxg9Rz7w/hqdefault.jpg "President Obama: The Beginning of a New GM") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ylfxg9Rz7w)

[/QUOTE]

**12’40"** :

> [@](#):
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> …for the next generation. A sacrifice you may not have chosen to make, but a sacrifice you were called to make…

He must have _really_ mispronounced wreak - I didn’t hear him say it at all!

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/338 "2009-06-13T01:50:49Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Oooh! Oooh! I know!
> 
> They’re the ones ruining marriage, right?
> 
> **12’40"** :
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> He must have _really_ mispronounced wreak - I didn’t hear him say it at all!

Start at 12:40 and listen for about 10 or 15 seconds. You’ll hear it. I promise.

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**Author:** ![Panastasia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Panastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/339 "2009-06-13T01:54:24Z")

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Republicans are _so_ hard up for attention that they have to latch on to _this_?

Fuck Palin and her promiscuous crotch fruit. The younger one might not be pregnant now, but give her a few days/weeks.

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/340 "2009-06-13T01:54:48Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> No, I don’t, unless you are deliberately listening for zebras. The joke is about sexual promiscuity and teen pregnancy. Which of Palin’s daughters has gone on national television to talk about her own promiscuity and teen pregnancy? I repeat; the joke works even if Palin didn’t take any daughters to the game.

Again, if the target of the nasty comment is so obvious, why did Letterman feel compelled to clarify who he was talking about?

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