# Fuck David Letterman and all misogynistic leftists who support him on this

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 10, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287 "2009-06-10T01:51:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/581 "2009-06-15T21:48:48Z")

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> [@aldiboronti](#):
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> Of course I’ve read the thread, you moron, and if you maybe took a refresher course in Comprehension 101 you’d realize that what she was actually saying in that interview is that abstinence-only is not realistic for _all_ teens. She obviously believes it’s worth doing for that number it can reach.

As opposed to liberals who presumably want all teenagers to have sex. Bristol is really going out on a limb there.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/582 "2009-06-15T21:51:42Z")

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> [@DanBlather](#):
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> As opposed to liberals who presumably want all teenagers to have sex.

Sure, sex… with me, though, not with each other.

Uh-oh, now I can never run for President!

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/583 "2009-06-15T22:06:15Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Sure, sex… with me, though, not with each other.
> 
> Uh-oh, now I can never run for President!

You got my vote!

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/584 "2009-06-15T22:10:38Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Well, the chocolate covered cotton didn’t go too well, international marketing-wise.

But we all have a share!

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/585 "2009-06-15T22:18:00Z")

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On topic: The stupid dregs manning the outrage factories missed one:

> [@Jay Leno](#):
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> Gov. Palin announced over the weekend that her 17-year-old unmarried daughter is five months pregnant. And you thought John Edwards was in trouble before! Now he has really done it. – “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno,” 9/2/08

Palin’s a moron, her daughter is a hypocrite whore and the simpletons pretending to be outraged are the most worthless people in America.

IMHO anyway. 😃

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/586 "2009-06-15T22:46:14Z")

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> [@Sinaijon](#):
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> Exactly. It conjures up images of a **single** person. Not a race, religion or creed. The end.

:rolleyes: Right, it conjures up an image of a **single** person and relates it to Barack Obama in what way? What is it about Obama’s character that makes him similar to Saddam other than having a name in common?

It’s not hard.

I’m going to go ahead and assume you are dishonest because I don’t believe you’re this stupid.

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/587 "2009-06-15T23:07:01Z")

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Wow, this thread has gone completely to shit. I forget, is it the Democrats who are all stupid and evil, or is it the Republicans? Eh, fuck 'em both.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/588 "2009-06-15T23:11:29Z")

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> [@The\_Weird\_One](#):
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> Wow, this thread has gone completely to shit. I forget, is it the Democrats who are all stupid and evil, or is it the Republicans? Eh, fuck 'em both.

Gone to shit? You mean it was good once?

Can I get a cite for that?

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/589 "2009-06-15T23:14:28Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> But we all have a share!

How much is manufactured recreational outrage selling for?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/590 "2009-06-15T23:40:42Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> How much is manufactured recreational outrage selling for?

Well, you buy it in Egypt for three cents, then sell it to the officer’s mess for four and a half cents, and the Colonel buys it under his false name for three and a half cents and you buy it under _your_ false name for five cents…

And what’s good for M&O Enterprises is good for the country.

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/591 "2009-06-15T23:41:04Z")

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> [@Bosstone](#):
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> At least we’re manufacturing _something_ in this economy.

Not for long. I hear Chinese manufactured outrage is cheaper and is getting better all the time.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/592 "2009-06-15T23:44:56Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> Well, you buy it in Egypt for three cents, then sell it to the officer’s mess for four and a half cents, and the Colonel buys it under his false name for three and a half cents and you buy it under _your_ false name for five cents…
> 
> And what’s good for M&O Enterprises is good for the country.

M&O?

Totally unrelated question: anyone know why the name of the chaplain was changed for some editions? In my first copy (bought in the UK) he was R.O. (!) Shipman; in my second (bought in the US) he’s A.T. Tappman.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/593 "2009-06-16T00:18:44Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> M&O?

Manufactured Outrage. The ampersand is there so people don’t get the impression it’s a one-meme operation.

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**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/594 "2009-06-16T00:48:41Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> No, he’s not. He won an election for Governor of one of the most populous states and won two Presidential elections. Stupid people don’t do that.

You conservatives might want to be careful with the Bush is intelligent meme. That would mean that he did the following things on purpose:

Waited several days before sending in Federal help for Katrina.

Started a war with Iraq based on false pretense that they were involved with 9/11.

Nominated Harriet Myers to the SC.

Waterboarded prisoners despite knowing it was torture and against US law.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/595 "2009-06-16T01:25:01Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> On topic: The stupid dregs manning the outrage factories missed one:
> 
> Palin’s a moron, her daughter is a hypocrite whore and the simpletons pretending to be outraged are the most worthless people in America.
> 
> IMHO anyway. 😃

Her daughter was not a hypocrite. She went off and got her nut off. When did any one say she was espousing no sex. It was her mother who pretended to have a connection with god who did not want kids to have sex. Her daughter was pounding away in back seats while mother pretended to have a connection to a god that hated her having sex. Typical religious people with no grasp of reality.

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/596 "2009-06-16T01:42:32Z")

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Looks like my prediction was right on. Letterman has officially apologized to Sarah Palin.

> **[Live Feed](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/e/live-feed/)**

And I’m sure it won’t matter to most of the liberal idiots in this thread, but Letterman gets _exactly_ what I’ve been arguing all along:

_“And then I was watching the Jim Lehrer ‘Newshour’ – this commentator, the columnist Mark Shields, was talking about how I had made this indefensible joke about the 14-year-old girl, and I thought, ‘Oh, boy, now I’m beginning to understand what the problem is here. It’s the perception rather than the intent.’ It doesn’t make any difference what my intent was, it’s the perception."_

And:

_“It’s not your fault that it was misunderstood, it’s my fault. That it was misunderstood.” (audience applauds) “Thank you. So I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke.”_

As I figured, Letterman blinked.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/597 "2009-06-16T01:54:35Z")

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> [@Stephe96](#):
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> Looks like my prediction was right on. Letterman has officially apologized to Sarah Palin.
> 
> [Live Feed](http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/06/letterman-readdresses-palin.html)
> 
> And I’m sure it won’t matter to most of the liberal idiots in this thread, but Letterman gets _exactly_ what I’ve been arguing all along:
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> _“And then I was watching the Jim Lehrer ‘Newshour’ – this commentator, the columnist Mark Shields, was talking about how I had made this indefensible joke about the 14-year-old girl, and I thought, ‘Oh, boy, now I’m beginning to understand what the problem is here. It’s the perception rather than the intent.’ It doesn’t make any difference what my intent was, it’s the perception."_
> 
> And:
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> _“It’s not your fault that it was misunderstood, it’s my fault. That it was misunderstood.” (audience applauds) “Thank you. So I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke.”_
> 
> As I figured, Letterman blinked.

He blinked a long time ago. it was not enough. fake outrage can not be easily quieted.

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/598 "2009-06-16T02:03:46Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> He blinked a long time ago. it was not enough. fake outrage can not be easily quieted.

So why didn’t Dave just say, “Hey, you idiots. You knew exactly what I meant! Go to hell. And take my sponsors with you!”

Realizing that you are afflicted with Palin Derangement Syndrome is the first step toward defeating it. Letterman understands this now. He probably spent the weekend thinking, ‘Wow. Am I so consumed with irrational hatred that I’m now reduced to calling people ‘slutty’ and insulting their daughters?’ That and the fact that CBS lost at least one sponsor (Hilton Hotels! How’s _that_ for irony!) resulted in Dave finally stepping up and doing the right thing.

By the way, I think the classiest move now for Governor Palin would be to accept his apology unconditionally and appear, sooner rather than later, on his show.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/599 "2009-06-16T02:12:43Z")

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> [@Stephe96](#):
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> Looks like my prediction was right on. Letterman has officially apologized to Sarah Palin.
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> And I’m sure it won’t matter to most of the liberal idiots in this thread, but Letterman gets _exactly_ what I’ve been arguing all along:

I’m sorry: numerous people have asked on this general theme and haven’t gotten a straight answer yet, so let’s try one more time. From where do you get the curious notion that some late night talk-show host is my personal political spokesperson?

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**Author:** ![Stephe96](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Stephe96](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephe96)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/600 "2009-06-16T02:15:52Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> I’m sorry: numerous people have asked on this general theme and haven’t gotten a straight answer yet, so let’s try one more time. From where do you get the curious notion that some late night talk-show host is my personal political spokesperson?

Have I ever said Letterman was your “personal political spokesperson?” And, really…has anyone in this thread even asked me about this? (If they did, I missed it.)

Nope, my comment is aimed at the drooling Palin-haters who, even though Letterman himself acknowledges that his joke was “indefensible,” will continue, no matter how stupid they look, to defend it. They are utterly consumed with irrational hatred for the woman and her family.

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