# Fuck David Letterman and all misogynistic leftists who support him on this

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 10, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287 "2009-06-10T01:51:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2009, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/861 "2009-06-18T23:27:33Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> You’re not getting that reading a **Shayna** post gives one no clearer an understanding of the real world than does reading an Ann Coulter column, are you?
> 
> He claimed that’s what she did, while ignoring the suggestion that they were filtered, partisan, and off-topic and that she resisted exploring them with vehement personal invective. “Unimpeached” my ass. :rolleyes:

Love you, too, sweetheart!

> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Where the fuck have \*you \*been?
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> She was very often shown to be filtered and off-topic, and unable to respond to inquiries with anything more than invective. That was pointed out to her, and to the rest of that contingent, many times, only to be replied to with even more invective. _And, amazingly it’s continuing today._

Bwaaaahahahahaha! ::wipes tears::

What’s it like living in your head, dear?

Hi **Bosstone**! Hi **Really Not All That Bright**! Hi **cricetus**! Hi **LilShieste**!

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/862 "2009-06-19T00:09:03Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Good grief, that’s almost **Diogenes** ’ entire stock-in-trade: advance an argument, offer ridiculously overblown and sweeping generalizations in support of that argument, and then fervently defend his exaggerations, determined to never surrender an inch of ground in battle. He is not a complete ignoramus, but his near-absolute unwillingness to concede error combined with his penchant for exaggerating to make his points makes him the next worst creature in line.

As well as incredibly poorly nicknamed.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/863 "2009-06-19T00:18:32Z")

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He should attend more closely to the examples offered by friend **Bricker** and myself, who shine as beacons of Sweet Reason.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/864 "2009-06-19T01:23:13Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Ok, fuck George Washington. Bad example. What about Eisenhower. He had fuck-all to do with political office before he was President, right?

Oh. God. He had to wrangle MONTY, Dio. He had to keep DeGaulle under control. He had to keep every king and president and every general happy. And that includes Patton.

If you don’t think juggling armies and _heads of armies_ and logistics and strategy like that isn’t political, I don’t know what is. It’s an _appointed_ political office, but it’s a political office.

And I don’t think you’re pretty enough for George’s tastes, Dio.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/865 "2009-06-19T01:25:39Z")

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> [@Larry\_Mudd](#):
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> Raleigh Tavern, Fraunces Tavern - you’d think that the American founders were a bunch of boozy beggars, or something.

The first City Hall in New York City was a tavern. You can still see the outline where it was on bricks in the street. You want me to get the alcohol bill for one of George Washington’s runs for office? It was something like over two hundred bucks.

They weren’t beggars, nooo.

Huh. I think I know a _lot_ more American history than I thought I did.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/866 "2009-06-19T01:37:48Z")

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_July 5, 1776 9:14 am_

“Look, Thom, I don’t know what this “Declaration” thing is, but I know I didn’t sign anything last night. George brought a barrel of whiskey, Alex did his Tommy Paine impression…_again_!.. and that was about it…”

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/867 "2009-06-19T03:26:28Z")

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Our national anthem _is_ a drinking song…

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/868 "2009-06-19T04:31:37Z")

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> [@Plan\_B](#):
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> **Fuck David Letterman and all misogynistic leftists who support him on this.**

David Letterman is, despite all of that, a better man than you. So is John Wayne Gacy. Deal with it, asshole.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/869 "2009-06-19T05:01:32Z")

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BrainGlutton, I’d like to see your evidence that John Wayne Gacy is a better man than Plan B. Plan B may be an unpleasant person, but that really is a unkind and inaccurate comparison.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/870 "2009-06-19T13:10:12Z")

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Only on the Dope do we start with “David Letterman is a mysoginist!” and end up with “George Washington was too a good president!”

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/871 "2009-06-19T13:12:09Z")

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Well, for what it’s worth, I’ve never woken up in **Plan B’s** crawlspace.

Hi **Shayna**!

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/872 "2009-06-19T13:44:49Z")

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Same **Shayna** as ever, I see. As if a demonstration of that were actually needed, or even useful. Damn shame, that.  
Let’s not be too moralistic about the Founding Fathers and their drinking habits, people. Water purity was problematic back then. Beer and ale were the drinks of choice because the alcohol tended to kill off the microorganisms.

Besides, what the hell else did they have to amuse themselves with of an evening? Endless minuets with each others’ ugly wives to the tune of a harpsichord, and that’s pretty much it.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/873 "2009-06-19T14:21:59Z")

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At least now we got a black person in the White House that Thomas Jefferson didn’t fuck.

As far as we know.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/874 "2009-06-19T14:52:14Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Same **Shayna** as ever, I see. As if a demonstration of that were actually needed, or even useful. Damn shame, that.

So glad I didn’t disappoint you. Let me know if there’s anything else I can do for you, dear.

Huggles,  
Shayna

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/875 "2009-06-19T14:58:27Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> At least now we got a black person in the White House that Thomas Jefferson didn’t fuck.
> 
> As far as we know.

Irrelevant, I’ll grant you, but not a _tu quoque_, and nothing about Bill Clinton.

You feeling alright?

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/876 "2009-06-19T15:12:37Z")

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Same Elvis as ever. Who was being moralistic? Do you want me to go on about General Washington’s tendency to grow pot?

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/877 "2009-06-19T17:08:51Z")

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I’m gonna go start a Pit of myself, for reading this stupid thread all the way through.

_( **kaylasdad99** quickly reviews how many subjects the thread has accommodated)_

On second thought, I’ll do it right here: I suck. :mad:

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/878 "2009-06-19T20:15:59Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> On second thought, I’ll do it right here: I suck. :mad:

But do you blow?

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/879 "2009-06-19T20:54:24Z")

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You know who else sucked?

_Hitler_!

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/880 "2009-06-20T15:25:42Z")

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I _don’t_ blow.

But I’m a fan.

🆒

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