# Fuck David Letterman and all misogynistic leftists who support him on this

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**Created:** [June 10, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287 "2009-06-10T01:51:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/101 "2009-06-10T18:45:34Z")

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Letterman tells lame-ass jokes. Limbaugh tells lies. Neither are actually true, but there is an important distinction.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/102 "2009-06-10T18:46:05Z")

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White House Dog, is what I remember.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/103 "2009-06-10T18:47:14Z")

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IIRC, the “Janet Reno her daddy” line is a Limbaugh.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/104 "2009-06-10T18:51:40Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> IIRC, the “Janet Reno her daddy” line is a Limbaugh.

That’s McCain. At least, he’s the one who got heat for telling it.

Limbaugh talked about a White House dog, and then showed a picture of Chelsea (on his old tv show), IIRC. Al Franken was outraged about it, because (he claimed) Rush Limbaugh claimed never to have insulted family members or some crap.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/105 "2009-06-10T18:53:21Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> How many feminists to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw in the new bulb, one to complain about the violation of the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the socket.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/106 "2009-06-10T18:57:30Z")

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The lesbian carpentry collective? No studs, no nails, lots of tongue-and-groove.

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/107 "2009-06-10T19:03:47Z")

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Rush’s joke was making fun of Chelsea’s appearance when she was 13(ish).

Dave’s joke was making fun Sarah Palin (and her stance on sex ed) and Alex Rodiguiz (and his bed-hopping ways.)

The two jokes are not comparable. Even though Dave’s joke reference’s Bristol, she’s not the punchline. Furthermore, one is a direct insult to a tween’s looks - the other is an unnamed reference to a teenager’s genuine actions.

Watching conservatives try to play the tu quoque card is like watching Bullwinkle pull a rabbit out of a hat. Only, you know, not funny.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/108 "2009-06-10T19:06:33Z")

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> [@Stephe96](#):
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> The libs freaked when Rush Limbaugh told a joke about Chelsea Clinton in the '90s. Oh, it was the end of the world back then. Now, of course, it’s not a big deal.
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> What a shock to learn that liberals are total hypocrites.

Which ‘libs’, currently posting to this thread? Put up or shut up.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/109 "2009-06-10T19:16:41Z")

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I love it when right wingers try pretend they know what misogyny means.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/110 "2009-06-10T19:26:41Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> If one of the Obama girls gets knocked up at 16 (or however old), then yes.

But it is only funny if Michelle Obama becaomes a strong supporter of “abstinance only” education. Its funny 'cause its karma.

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/111 "2009-06-10T19:29:41Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I think that happened when the Republicans broke new ground by nominating a woman for vice president. They did that as a show of gender equality, whereas the Democrats nominated a black guy out of tokenism, so it doesn’t count.

“Broke new ground”!?! She was Geraldine Ferraro 20 years late and without the qualifications.

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**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/848f3c/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_Dunlop)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/112 "2009-06-10T19:37:14Z")

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[http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0609/23580.html](http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0609/23580.html)

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In an e-mailed statement, the Republican governor said: “Laughter incited by sexually perverted comments made by a 62-year-old male celebrity aimed at a 14-year-old girl is not only disgusting, but it reminds us some Hollywood/N.Y. entertainers have a long way to go in understanding what the rest of America understands — that acceptance of inappropriate sexual comments about an underage girl, who could be anyone’s daughter, contributes to the atrociously high rate of sexual exploitation of minors by older men who use and abuse others.”

Her husband, Todd, added in the same statement that “any ‘jokes’ about raping my 14-year-old are despicable. Alaskans know it, and I believe the rest of the world knows it, too.”

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/113 "2009-06-10T19:37:54Z")

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> [@tagos](#):
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> They just vote for them.

I’m sorry…who had an air-headed beauty queen who speaks like a Coen brothers’ character as their vice-presidential candidate again? Whose head of the national party is a gaffe-prone token whose foot rarely leaves his mouth? Whose major party activity since November has consisted of saying “No” to everything that anyone who isn’t of their party proposes? Whose party is drilling itself into the ground like the giant drills Bugs Bunny?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/114 "2009-06-10T19:39:15Z")

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> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> “Broke new ground”!?! She was Geraldine Ferraro 20 years late and without the qualifications.

Whoosh, I think.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/115 "2009-06-10T19:43:16Z")

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> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> “Broke new ground”!?! She was Geraldine Ferraro 20 years late and without the qualifications.

Ferraro had only been in Congress for less than six years when she was named to the ticket, she had almost no foreign policy experience, and her ticket won only one state.

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/116 "2009-06-10T19:52:34Z")

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Oh for chrissakes **Plan B** turn the fuckin’ TV off and go for a walk.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/117 "2009-06-10T19:53:44Z")

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> [@Mr.Moto](#):
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> Ferraro had only been in Congress for less than six years when she was named to the ticket, she had almost no foreign policy experience, and her ticket won only one state.

Except for that last one, which DON’T apply to Palin? She had been governor for 2 years in 2008 (are you going to try to claim that mayoral and city council experience are at all equivalent to being in Congress?). She had NO foreign policy experience. And frankly, you can call me a religious bigot if you want, but I don’t want anyone who seriously believes in a church that takes a “witch-hunter” seriously anywhere near either the White House or Congress.

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**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/118 "2009-06-10T20:00:46Z")

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> [@sailor](#):
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> What was the joke about Chelsea Clinton? I don’t remember.

I remember two, although it’s possible that one wasn’t Limbaugh’s. I want to say the first was was certainly Limbaugh, and the second I’m not sure of.

In one case, a picture of a Bulldog was shown while mentioning Chelsea.

In the other, after talking about Socks, the White House Cat, they said something like, “Now let’s talk about the White House dog,” and displayed a picture of Chelsea.

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/119 "2009-06-10T20:01:22Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Except for that last one, which DON’T apply to Palin? She had been governor for 2 years in 2008 (are you going to try to claim that mayoral and city council experience are at all equivalent to being in Congress?). **She had NO foreign policy experience** …

– bolding mine  
Bullshit! She’d been keeping a close eye on Putin for years…right from the window in her office.

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**Post date:** [June 10, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-david-letterman-and-all-misogynistic-leftists-who-support-him-on-this/499287/120 "2009-06-10T20:15:06Z")

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> [@Stephe96](#):
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> What a shock to learn that liberals are total hypocrites.

But if you’re a conservative, then you must think hypocrisy is a good thing.

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