# Fuck drugs and drug dealers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 15, 2019, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774 "2019-01-15T01:38:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/41 "2019-01-15T05:07:16Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > The drug epidemic is out of control. People are dying, families are destroyed, and billions of dollars that could be spent elsewhere are used to control and solve the problem. I 1,000,000% agree. But to blame everyone who has ever done an illegal thing is far beyond fucking retarded. Hey, I heard once a babby got killed while in a parked car. So fuck all drivers, car owners and car manufacturers, right. Death penalty for everyone who has ever gotten a parking ticket. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/42 "2019-01-15T05:09:35Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Hey, I heard once a babby got killed while in a parked car. So fuck all drivers, car owners and car manufacturers, right. Death penalty for everyone who has ever gotten a parking ticket. You need to be angrier, your reason is not fully suppressed. Do you hate babies? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/43 "2019-01-15T05:10:55Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > You need to be angrier, your reason is not fully suppressed. > Do you hate babies? A babby killed my father. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/44 "2019-01-15T05:12:07Z")
ah fuck, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/45 "2019-01-15T05:57:54Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > A babby killed my father. How babby killed? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/46 "2019-01-15T06:07:59Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > How babby killed? Pistols at 10 paces at dawn. ---
**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/47 "2019-01-15T06:54:06Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > Maybe overdose deaths would increase (and they are already epidemic), though it doesn’t seem to have worked out that way in Portugal, where drugs already have been legalized and reportedly drug problems of all kinds are down. No. Drugs have not been legalized in Portugal, instead just the penalties for possession of small amounts has been very substantially decreased. Manufacture and sale are still illegal. > **[Drug policy of Portugal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_policy_of_Portugal)** > > The drug policy of Portugal, informally called the "drug strategy", was put in place in 2000, and came into effect in July 2001. Its purpose was to reduce the number of new HIV/AIDS cases in the country, as it was estimated around half of new cases came from injection drug use. > The policy consisted of multiple methods to reduce the spread of HIV, among which were harm reduction efforts, information to the public and in particular to populations most at risk about how HIV is spread, establishin... ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/48 "2019-01-15T11:46:53Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > A babby killed my father. ( SNL’s Billy Crystal and Christopher Guest: ) “I hate when that happens.” ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/49 "2019-01-15T12:39:43Z")
There’s only one thing wrong with that babby… …IT’S ALIVE!!! ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/50 "2019-01-15T13:01:01Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Then don’t post on a public message board, dumbass. > I think it’s time for your xanax. Or perhaps you prefer [something else](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=858311). > [@Guinastasia](#): > > It’s your thread it’s not your blog. So YOU fuck off. Way to go fucktard, the comments between have nothing to too with my original post. Keep taking things out of context. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/51 "2019-01-15T13:13:26Z")
I thought this was going to be about Viagra and ED doctors. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/52 "2019-01-15T13:17:11Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > I thought this was going to be about Viagra and ED doctors. I did a search of the SDMB. Not much came up. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/53 "2019-01-15T13:37:21Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I did a search of the SDMB. Not much came up. The SDMB is \*not _the place you should be searching on. Extend your research to the rest of the internet, you may be pleasantly surprised_ - or unpleasantly. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/54 "2019-01-15T13:39:09Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I did a search of the SDMB. Not much came up. “Urology Department, can you hold?” ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/55 "2019-01-15T13:48:11Z")
I’m pretty sure this is all fake news: Trump has solved the opioid crisis. Promises made, promises kept! MAGA! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/56 "2019-01-15T13:48:14Z")
I am so glad that I don’t have any conditions that cause me problems if I laugh. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/57 "2019-01-15T15:54:05Z")
If you find yourself laughing for longer then four hours, contact your doctor. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/58 "2019-01-15T21:48:43Z")
> [@andros](#): > > If you find yourself laughing for longer then four hours, contact your doctor. Always works for me. That sumbitch is no fun at all. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2019, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/59 "2019-01-15T22:19:53Z")
> [@andros](#): > > You may, with a hearty handshake and the nation’s gratitude. I think you meant to extend him a [laurel and hearty handshake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuHKWzWtBzM). ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/60 "2019-01-16T02:57:54Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > I’m pretty sure this is all fake news: Trump has solved the opioid crisis. Promises made, promises kept! MAGA! Jared. That was one of his assignments, after cleaning those stables. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774.md?page=4)