# Fuck drugs and drug dealers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 15, 2019, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774 "2019-01-15T01:38:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/61 "2019-01-16T14:47:45Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Jared. That was one of his assignments, after cleaning those stables. The Stable Genius has made a mess of things so Jared is fighting a losing battle. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/62 "2019-01-16T15:34:34Z")
God damn, the pusher. God damn, I say the pusher. I said God damn, God damn the pusher man. I’ll just be fucking off now. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/63 "2019-01-16T17:06:09Z")
> [@andros](#): > > You may, with a hearty handshake and the nation’s gratitude. I thought it was a hearty handshake and a laurel? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/64 "2019-01-16T17:25:25Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > I thought it was a hearty handshake and a laurel? Other way round, ya cracker croaker! ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/65 "2019-01-16T17:28:48Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Other way round, ya cracker croaker! LOL, true, and I noticed I had been ninja’d as well. Epic fail for me all around. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/66 "2019-01-16T17:29:39Z")
Did we hit 2k yet? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/67 "2019-01-16T20:05:29Z")
UC Bearcats - home of the Fifth Third Arena. Bearcat is another name for the Binturong, a mammal from southeast Asia. That’s kind of a desperate name for a mascot. It’s a creature from the other side of the planet whose only remarkable characteristic is that it shits and pisses before escaping predators. “Fifth Third” is probably the most blase name for a sports arena I’ve ever heard. It doesn’t exactly inspire pride and confidence. Does that mean it’s the fifth time there’s been a third arena? Why’d you stop counting at 3? Shouldn’t it be the Eighth Arena? Or is it a fifth of a third, making it a fifteenth of an arena? No wonder the OP has such attitude. Their conference rivals probably consider them as the equivalent of a trade school. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/68 "2019-01-16T20:16:08Z")
**FoieGrasIsEvil Johnson** is right about **Skywatcher Johnson** ’s being right. (Also, “Fifth Third” makes a lot more sense after one’s third fifth.) ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/69 "2019-01-16T20:31:21Z")
Many sources say that the bearcat smells like buttered popcorn. I swear, I am not making this up! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2019, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/70 "2019-01-16T20:36:56Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > UC Bearcats - home of the Fifth Third Arena. > > Bearcat is another name for the Binturong, a mammal from southeast Asia. That’s kind of a desperate name for a mascot. Probably has something to do with Harry Stutz. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/71 "2019-01-17T02:08:21Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > God damn, the pusher. God damn, I say the pusher. I said God damn, God damn the pusher man. > > I’ll just be fucking off now. What’s your stance on the dealer, though? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/72 "2019-01-17T02:29:28Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > What’s your stance on the dealer, though? Can’t speak for him, but [I’m a fan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkMmlHNvlR8). ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/73 "2019-01-17T03:03:11Z")
Having read enough of **UCBearcats** ’ posts, dude loves to dish it out, but he really can’t take it. ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/74 "2019-01-17T04:02:02Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Having read enough of **UCBearcats** ’ posts, dude loves to dish it out, but he really can’t take it. I can take it just fine. The mammal bearcat was not the origin of the nickname for UC. 5/3 is the name of a large regional bank headquartered in Cincinnati. It has naming rights on the arena. Actually the entire conference is garbage and I would love to leave it. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/75 "2019-01-17T04:06:09Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > I can take it just fine. > > The mammal bearcat was not the origin of the nickname for UC. > > 5/3 is the name of a large regional bank headquartered in Cincinnati. It has naming rights on the arena. > > Actually the entire conference is garbage and I would love to leave it. I heard a guy got killed in Cincinnati and it was never solved. Fuck all of Cincinnati! ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/76 "2019-01-17T04:12:16Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > I heard a guy got killed in Cincinnati and it was never solved. Fuck all of Cincinnati! People get killed all over the world. Fuck all people, fuck all countries, and fuck earth. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/77 "2019-01-17T04:21:45Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > People get killed all over the world. Fuck all people, fuck all countries, and fuck earth. - **asahi** ’s smarter older brother ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/78 "2019-01-17T04:32:38Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > People get killed all over the world. Fuck all people, fuck all countries, and fuck earth. Why stop there? Fuck everything everywhere in the universe. Fuck all of existence! Might you get how pointless your grossly overgenerilized OP is/was? ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/79 "2019-01-17T04:37:28Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Why stop there? Fuck everything everywhere in the universe. Fuck all of existence! > > Might you get how pointless your grossly overgenerilized OP is/was? Dont think it was pointless. An 18 month old child died from douchbags making drugs. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2019, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774/80 "2019-01-17T04:40:43Z")
> [@UCBearcats](#): > > Dont think it was pointless. An 18 month old child died from douchbags making drugs. That wasn’t your OP though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-drugs-and-drug-dealers/827774.md?page=5)